My husband and I only do anal for the moment. Normally he pulls out but he came inside of me about a week ago. I was supposed to start my period 5 days ago but it didn't happen. I took a pregnancy test this morning just to calm my nerves and it said it's positive. I tried it again this evening and it still says positive. We promised to not do any sex with my vagina until we were ready, only anal. What the hell is going on? Why does this stupid stick keep saying positive? It's not making sense.
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Adding - I really don't care if its MUD, its fantastic.
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
I call MUD!
Edit- Seems like a good topic for MUD. A little irony... double entendre?
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TTC #1 since 08/2013
BFP#1: 1/6/2014 EDD: 9/17/2014 Natural MC: 1/17/2014 (5w3d)
BFP #2: 6/7/2014 EDD: 2/18/2015 Natural MC 6/19/2014 (5w)
BFP #3: 10/22/14 EDD: 7/1/2015
*Taking Progesterone supplements* Beta 1: 777, Beta 2: 2589 *GROW BABY!*
Made up drama
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At first I was like, they aren't connected! Then it clicked. The chances of this happening are so slim but yeah, if we were entertaining this as being even remotely legit, it is possible on a very far reaching level.
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At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
If this is a true story then just don't tell people what happened. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen gave you the only logical answer... semen drippage. If that's the case, you are one in about 6.2 million. Also, 62% of all statistics are made up.
Totally laughed at "Butt Baby"
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See what I did there?
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3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
Funniest MUD ever. I spit my drink out of my mouth at "butt baby"
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Me: 28 H: 28 DS: 4
Trinitrotoluene: "My ears have been deflowered ....my mouth just hasn't been!"
Butt baby! Lmao!
That's all I have to add to this... JFC.
BFP: 6/4/14 EDD: 2/11/15
because your pregnant, that's why.
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3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
FYI, if I knew people that told me they regularly engaged in anal and they got pregnant, I would just assume they changed it up at an inopportune time.