My husband and I only do anal for the moment. Normally he pulls out but he came inside of me about a week ago. I was supposed to start my period 5 days ago but it didn't happen. I took a pregnancy test this morning just to calm my nerves and it said it's positive. I tried it again this evening and it still says positive. We promised to not do any sex with my vagina until we were ready, only anal. What the hell is going on? Why does this stupid stick keep saying positive? It's not making sense.
@trntyrebrth Doing good, I just ate a bag of salt and vinegar chips and a piece of pie for dinner. It seemed like a good idea thirty minutes ago. Otherwise same-old same-old.
My husband and I only do anal for the moment. Normally he pulls out but he came inside of me about a week ago. I was supposed to start my period 5 days ago but it didn't happen. I took a pregnancy test this morning just to calm my nerves and it said it's positive. I tried it again this evening and it still says positive. We promised to not do any sex with my vagina until we were ready, only anal. What the hell is going on? Why does this stupid stick keep saying positive? It's not making sense.
--------- I call MUD!
Edit- Seems like a good topic for MUD. A little irony... double entendre?
It's possible to get pregnant from anal if semen leaks from the anus into your vagina. I'm gonna assume you wern't using a condom or if you did it broke. The tests are not lying to you. Your pregnant.
------- At first I was like, they aren't connected! Then it clicked. The chances of this happening are so slim but yeah, if we were entertaining this as being even remotely legit, it is possible on a very far reaching level.
My husband and I only do anal for the moment. Normally he pulls out but he came inside of me about a week ago. I was supposed to start my period 5 days ago but it didn't happen. I took a pregnancy test this morning just to calm my nerves and it said it's positive. I tried it again this evening and it still says positive. We promised to not do any sex with my vagina until we were ready, only anal. What the hell is going on? Why does this stupid stick keep saying positive? It's not making sense.
Made up drama?? REALLY? MADE UP DRAMA? Why the hell would I even go to a dumb pregnant form, risk sounding like a complete idiot, (cause I've been to 6 grade, they told me how it's done. I had to watch the video.) And actually ask how this even happened? If anybody finds out about this they are going to call my child a butt-baby. I DONT WANY A BUTT BABY! I will show you all the stick. Someone tell me how the hell do I even post pictures on this damn form?? At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
Made up drama?? REALLY? MADE UP DRAMA? Why the hell would I even go to a dumb pregnant form, risk sounding like a complete idiot, (cause I've been to 6 grade, they told me how it's done. I had to watch the video.) And actually ask how this even happened? If anybody finds out about this they are going to call my child a butt-baby. I DONT WANY A BUTT BABY! I will show you all the stick. Someone tell me how the hell do I even post pictures on this damn form??
At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
Made up drama?? REALLY? MADE UP DRAMA? Why the hell would I even go to a dumb pregnant form, risk sounding like a complete idiot, (cause I've been to 6 grade, they told me how it's done. I had to watch the video.) And actually ask how this even happened? If anybody finds out about this they are going to call my child a butt-baby. I DONT WANY A BUTT BABY! I will show you all the stick. Someone tell me how the hell do I even post pictures on this damn form??
At least someone has answered my question. LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
My husband wants to know if you're pooping on the pregnancy test? PLEASE ANSWER.
TTC #1 since May 2014 3 failed IUI cycles Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
Made up drama?? REALLY? MADE UP DRAMA? Why the hell would I even go to a dumb pregnant form, risk sounding like a complete idiot, (cause I've been to 6 grade, they told me how it's done. I had to watch the video.) And actually ask how this even happened? If anybody finds out about this they are going to call my child a butt-baby. I DONT WANY A BUTT BABY! I will show you all the stick. Someone tell me how the hell do I even post pictures on this damn form??
At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
Your question was if two positive tests mean you're pregnant, you used a phrase like, "do sex with my vagina" and you're mad you weren't taken seriously? For realz?
ETA: Also, I'm pretty sure nobody is going to ask if you got pregnant from anal. So unless you tell them, it's your dirty (see what I did there?) little secret.
Made up drama?? REALLY? MADE UP DRAMA? Why the hell would I even go to a dumb pregnant form, risk sounding like a complete idiot, (cause I've been to 6 grade, they told me how it's done. I had to watch the video.) And actually ask how this even happened? If anybody finds out about this they are going to call my child a butt-baby. I DONT WANY A BUTT BABY! I will show you all the stick. Someone tell me how the hell do I even post pictures on this damn form??
At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
Ok, ok... calm yourself. You have to admit that your question seems pretty far-fetched.
If this is a true story then just don't tell people what happened. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen gave you the only logical answer... semen drippage. If that's the case, you are one in about 6.2 million. Also, 62% of all statistics are made up.
Honest question, if you're married and not wanting to have children why not use condoms? Also, do you expect to find sympathy here for your "butt-baby"? The ladies here are TTC actively and some are struggling with issues and are not getting pregnant. Coming here and asking them how and why you're pregnant after butt sex is pretty rude.
I'm dying, my husband is dying, my mother in law is dying.
Funniest MUD ever. I spit my drink out of my mouth at "butt baby"
ha! I thought I was the only creeper who told my husband about these crazy posts. My husband is now drinking beer, snickering and chanting BUTT BABY BUTT BABY BUTT BABY.
I'm dying, my husband is dying, my mother in law is dying.
Funniest MUD ever. I spit my drink out of my mouth at "butt baby"
ha! I thought I was the only creeper who told my husband about these crazy posts. My husband is now drinking beer, snickering and chanting BUTT BABY BUTT BABY BUTT BABY.
Mine would do the same thing... but he's out watching football so this is great entertainment for me tonight!
Alright fine, I finally figured out how to post a picture. Will someone please be at least decent enough to tell me why is this happening? I'm scared and everyone is just making fun of me.
Alright fine, I finally figured out how to post a picture. Will someone please be at least decent enough to tell me why is this happening? I'm scared and everyone is just making fun of me.
Alright fine, I finally figured out how to post a picture. Will someone please be at least decent enough to tell me why is this happening? I'm scared and everyone is just making fun of me.
On the slim chance this isn't MUD, then you're pregnant. We're TRYING to get pregnant. Move on to first tri and start painting the nursery.
Alright fine, I finally figured out how to post a picture. Will someone please be at least decent enough to tell me why is this happening? I'm scared and everyone is just making fun of me.
On the slim chance this isn't MUD, then you're pregnant. We're TRYING to get pregnant. Move on to first tri and start painting the nursery.
Might I suggest...brown?
TTC #1 since May 2014 3 failed IUI cycles Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
That is a positive stick, OP. Not sure why anyone would call it a butt baby unless you tell everyone that your method of birth control is anal (hey, that's hugh hefners favorite method too!).
FYI, if I knew people that told me they regularly engaged in anal and they got pregnant, I would just assume they changed it up at an inopportune time.
How it happened, if you were truly having anal only, was already explained. If you wanted to avoid pregnancy, you could have just had sex "with your vagina" with a condom. You should have been using one when you had anal too, because even though the risk of this happening is extremely low, you are proof that it can happen.
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Adding - I really don't care if its MUD, its fantastic.
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
I call MUD!
Edit- Seems like a good topic for MUD. A little irony... double entendre?
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TTC #1 since 08/2013
BFP#1: 1/6/2014 EDD: 9/17/2014 Natural MC: 1/17/2014 (5w3d)
BFP #2: 6/7/2014 EDD: 2/18/2015 Natural MC 6/19/2014 (5w)
BFP #3: 10/22/14 EDD: 7/1/2015
*Taking Progesterone supplements* Beta 1: 777, Beta 2: 2589 *GROW BABY!*
Made up drama
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At first I was like, they aren't connected! Then it clicked. The chances of this happening are so slim but yeah, if we were entertaining this as being even remotely legit, it is possible on a very far reaching level.
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At least someone has answered my question. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen thank you. Apparently, my question isn't a complete loss.
3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
If this is a true story then just don't tell people what happened. @LongLiveTheEvilQueen gave you the only logical answer... semen drippage. If that's the case, you are one in about 6.2 million. Also, 62% of all statistics are made up.
Totally laughed at "Butt Baby"
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See what I did there?
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3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
Funniest MUD ever. I spit my drink out of my mouth at "butt baby"
What Are Your Thoughts on Tap Dancing Penguins?
Me: 28 H: 28 DS: 4
Trinitrotoluene: "My ears have been deflowered ....my mouth just hasn't been!"
Butt baby! Lmao!
That's all I have to add to this... JFC.
BFP: 6/4/14 EDD: 2/11/15
because your pregnant, that's why.
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3 failed IUI cycles
Oct '15 - IVF 1 - 10R, 3M, 0F
Sept '16 - IVF - 12R, 11M, 5F and 3 perfect day 5 blasts - MMC 7w5d
Jan '17 - FET 1 - BFP, EDD 10/14
FYI, if I knew people that told me they regularly engaged in anal and they got pregnant, I would just assume they changed it up at an inopportune time.