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Wednesday Randomest Randoms

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I am sure that title will make some people's eys bleed.

Speaking of bleeding...

DH is going out of town for business, I think I am starting my period and I will have to wrangle both kids by myself for two days.  Plus no booze.  Pray for me.

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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    ScoutNumbers05 said:
    insertclevername said:
    Lol at three random threads all at the same time. I am not taking mine down!
    I feel like I need to start one, just to fit in.

    All the cool kids are doing it.
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    thewalkingdude said:
    Dare was lost in me when it came out the instructor had an oxy addiction...

    ruh roh. Bad casting choice.
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    I read medical records all day and the amount of people addicted to rx pain meds is alarming.
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    I used to volunteer to be a "peer advisor" and go talk to the fourth graders about smoking and the middle schoolers about drinking and driving.

    I was kind of lame in high school.... But it got me out of class!


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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    In elementary school I was on a team for the local Drug Quiz Show. They had a competition to see who could answer the most questions about drugs correctly. Kind of like Drug Jeopardy. I don't remember if we won or not.
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  • ready-or-notready-or-not member
    I have less than zero idea WTAF happened here yestersday. Today I'm packing up & heading out with 4 kids by myself (DH working) to go camping for the next 2 days, so I hope by the time I get back to reality everythings cool again (if I survive this trip!!)

    Anyways, wanna wish @guiltypleasures‌ a very happy birthday!! & also @fancynewbeesly‌ wanted you to know Reese is in my prayers always & especially right now. Hope y'all are home soon!
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    Mackalien13 said:
    ColeRose said:
    When I was in high school I used to hangout in the student council office because I was an officer and sniff markers. Eventually my friends hid them on me. Total funsuckers.
    My little brother sniffed white out in middle school and ended up a drug addict.

    Office supplies are a gateway drug. For real.
    We used to huff rubber cement.  I am not sure how I am still intact and a somewhat productive member of society with all my poor decision making as a youngster.
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    I will blame all the drug use for my inability to use appropriate punctuation.
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  • ready-or-notready-or-not member
    I remember finding out my older sister & brother were smoking pot & crying myself to sleep bc only bad people did drugs & they were going to go to hell lol
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    Omg why in the fuck does my dog insist on banging on the door and barking incessantly like someone is beating him as soon as he walks up to the front door???? Dude. You've been standing there waitong to come in for all of 30 seconds.
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  • bearfootzbearfootz member

    It seemed like we had officer friendly when we were younger and DARE started more towards junior high.

    On a related note, I was so excited to have drinks last night that I failed to notice the big "do not drink alcohol while on this medication" sticker on my metformin prescription.  I got home and threw up $5 worth of riesling. 

    McDonald's soda machine must have been off this morning, my Coca-Cola doesn't taste right. Someone had me a kleenex to cry in please.

    *Siggy Warning*

    About me  2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!

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    edited October 2014
    uconnhuskie007 said:


    MrsT0514 said:

    Omg why in the fuck does my dog insist on banging on the door and barking incessantly like someone is beating him as soon as he walks up to the front door???? Dude. You've been standing there waitong to come in for all of 30 seconds.

    i really hate it when mine does that too, every morning.  I'm like mid-blow dry with my hair and he's out there acting like a rapid skunk is going to have its way with him.  STFU dog, gimme 5 minutes

    My dog's issue i think, is just fear of missing out on something. He doesn't enjoy being outside like a normal dog would. I don't know what his issue is. God forbid hes outside for 2 minutes when everyone else is in the house. If I stop short his nose would be up my ass crack.

    I love him to death, but as he gets older, he's getting more and more high maintenance. He seems to think my entire schedule revolves around him.
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    CeeBug said:
    Good morning! My grumpy children are systematically destroying the house today. So far they have found hidden cords to pull on, opened their sippy cups and created a slip and slide in the living room, pulled a trash bag out of the can with the lid still on, and thrown a couple of hissy fits. Fun times.
    I love how creative toddlers are with their destruction.  How did they Macguyver a slip and slide?
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  • NeneCakiesNeneCakies member
    pobrecita said:


    ScoutNumbers05 said:


    pobrecita said:

    Why are there so many random threads??

    BECAUSE WE ARE COOL, GAWD PROBE.

    Probe is a new one. I like it slight better than pobe, becuase that is too close to pube.


    You are always probe-a-chica in my head. Sorrynotsorry.
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    uconnhuskie007 said:
    mention of poop






    DS has been showing in interest in potty training but we definitely aren't ready yet.  So he pooped in his diaper, and I went to flush it.  I plop it in, and DS yells "bye bye poops!  love ya poops!  love ya poops!" 

    ohhhh kids. 

    DS1 loves to inspect his poop because I made the mistake of once saying "Oh my, that is a lot of doody!"  Now part of his routine is to look at it, say "That is a lot of poopy!", and then say "Bye bye doody" as he flushes it.
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  • secretsoutsecretsout member
    Good morning!!!

    (I'm trying to be cheery even though I don't feel that way.)

    My "favorite" professor is back this week.  He's made contact for a bullshit request that I don't feel like dealing with. 

    And I hate the shirt I'm wearing.


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  • secretsoutsecretsout member
    I don't remember coming into contact with DARE at all when I was in school.


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  • secretsoutsecretsout member
    what does HH mean?


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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Happy Hour



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    jesuisfatiguee said:
    Happy Hour
    I'm so dumb.


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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    MotherOfPearl85 said:

    I just had a root canal. The endo put her boobs on my forehead.

    LOL



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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    It's entirely possible that I will break down in tears at some point today at work.



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    "I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
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  • secretsoutsecretsout member
    OKAY.  I GET IT. 

    I'm having a bad morning!!!!




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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    ClaireFraser said:
    Also, we are in need of a babysitter for the 23rd.  Can't be any daycare teachers because they have fall festival that night.  We haven't ever used a regular babysitter.  What do I do?

    Go on care.com or sittercity?  Ask other parents at daycare who they use?
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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    pobrecita said:
    Will they give me my flu shot today even though I'm sick?

    Yes.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    luxannie said:

    I applaud the use of comic sans, JIT.

    Except that, in this instance, you've misused it. You need the humblebrag font, which is wingdings.

    Ha! I mean, it's not like they're all super hot and rich or anything. At least as far as I can tell.



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