Wednesday Randomest Randoms

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I am out of chocolate so thought I'd enjoy some eye candy

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I had a dream last night that I really had to pee and could not find a place to pee. It was so stressful. Then I woke up and my bladder was ready to explode.

This is a recurring dream of mine. I always end up going to the bathroom in a potted plant. Weird.

I never pee in my pee dreams.  I bet if I did, I might actually pee in my sleep.

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ColeRose said:

I'm so tired I feel like I'm going to throw up

Sorry lady. I know Wednesdays are your long day. I hope it passes quickly.

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I pulled the old diaper bag out of the closet and found a stash of supplies last night. I did not have to retrofit a diaper.

I know you've been wondering since last night.

NeneCakies

WTF is Diamond Digger Saga?! GDI FB notifications! Every day with this nonsense.

NeneCakies

CTGirl30 said:

My lunch (ham & cheese with mustard on a low-carb wheat wrap & Pirate's Booty) did not satisfy me AT ALL so less than 2 hours later, I am about to have a cup of pumpkin spice oatmeal. Low carb be damned.

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Yesterday I took a similar path with a packet of oatmeal I had in my desk for some time. I thought "hey free food" and headed to the pantry for a cup of hot water and a spoon. I filled the cup to an appropriate level and waited. Usually this instant brand does not disappoint with the hot water trick but perhaps the water was not hot enough. I am now using the upstairs pantry and am unfamiliar with the temperament of the coffee maker. Alas, the oats would not cook. I returned to the kitchenette to nuke the watery oats into compliance. 30 seconds should do it since it's a 1 minute packet right? I had plenty of room in the cup for oatmeal expansion. However at 29 seconds it got really excited and boiled over its container. Commence transfer to a new cup and clean up the microwave because I'm not an asshole. Returned to my desk to eat my not so instant oats. They are lava hot and burned. Several tentative bites over many, many minutes revealed the oats where infused with the fire of 1000 suns. I had to throw it away and went home with a raw tongue.

Enjoy your oatmeal!

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haven't read several pages... I would ask about the exploding kitchen sink but then I'm still waiting on my explanation of spatula poops.

Spatula poops would be disgusting messes that you have to scrape off of a cloth diaper with a spatula or some other implement (or spray/swish). You can't just turn the diaper over and plop it off.

AKA fucking gross.

Our cloth diapering ended the day DH was using our diaper sprayer to spray off an especially poopy diaper and he and the entire bathroom ended up covered in poop spray. 

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pobrecita said:

triplea598 said:

I prefer cleaning breastmilk poop over mostly solid poops. UO?

Like...for a blowout? Not a UO.

Not a UO in the least.

NeneCakies

CTGirl30 said:

My pumpkin oatmeal was not that good but I still ate it because hungry.

Sorry to hear about your oatmeal drama, @NeneCakies. T's&P's for your tastebuds.  

I know that was a Tl;dr way of saying I hoped you had better oatmeal karma. Sorry to hear that was not the case.

Act right oats!

jesuisfatiguee

threelittlewheels said:

I actually did wet the bed one time because I peed in my dreams.  I was also about 11 million months pregnant at the time so I mostly blame that.

This is not a confessions thread!!!!!!1!!!1

#postpolice

#idontactuallycare

NeneCakies

BunkinMama said:

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What The Fuck! Why are there corn cobs in my walls!!!!!

DH is tearing apart our bedroom. Running new electrical lines, insulation, drywall, The whole nine yards. He is tearing out the old drywall and finding some weird shit in the walls, old dog toys, jewelry box (no jewelry) and corn cobs. Fucking corn cobs!

WTF? Is your house old, or did someone DIY the bedroom?

Yes, old, like before 1900 old. And it has been "updated" in like the 70's by the previous owner. So some time between 1900 and 2011 someone put crap in the walls. The dog toys were probably from the 70's.


Someone, or maybe something? I'm thinking raccoon or precocious Ratatouille Disney rats.

bearfootz

BunkinMama  any chance your house was featured on Trading Spaces? I remember an episode where Hildi put straw on the wall as decoration and thought it was awesome and the homeowners - not so much.

Perhaps she was the interior decorator for your place before you moved in?

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bearfootz said:

BunkinMama  any chance your house was featured on Trading Spaces? I remember an episode where Hildi put straw on the wall as decoration and thought it was awesome and the homeowners - not so much.

Perhaps she was the interior decorator for your place before you moved in?

OMG.  I used to get drunk and watch Trading Spaces because the designs were usually hysterical.  Hildi and Frank always did weird stuff. 

bearfootz

Doug was such an a-hole

I Loved Vern

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luxannie said:

Is something hitting the fan on ttgp? Do I need to take a break from my vacation poop to tell a bitch what???

No clue. But I know Kat had issues last night and I'm still wondering what's going on with that.

I was just reading the drinking thread (since I was actually out drinking last night) and I hope that if she is taking a break that it's a short one because in the short time I've been back here I really like her.  I can see if she needs to take a breather for a week or two though.

bearfootz

triplea598 said:

I have a question for current or past TTC'ers but I don't want to post on TTGP since I'm not TTGP right now. Should I ask here or make a thread?

ask here

angelashly

CTGirl30 said:

Sweet Jesus, there is talk of PTing on my last BMB - for reference my son just turned 16mo.

And yet his little June 13 cohorts are apparently interested in the potty, saying "pee pee" or "poo poo" and some have been shitting on the potty since July.

Kill. Me. Dead.

No they aren't their parents are. Promise!

bearfootz

triplea598 said:

I have the Paragard IUD. My last one caused me to have a CP, but this new one has been working (along with the fact that me and DH don't have sex a lot). I'm paranoid about having another CP though, so would it be a good idea to temp and chart so I could just avoid having sex if and when I'm ovulating? I don't know if it would make me even more paranoid, or if it's a good idea.

Oh, I told you to ask and now I have no answer, sorry.  I have no idea how those work - like do you still get a regular cycle where you'd only have to temp a couple of months and the o date would be the same each month?

angelashly

CTGirl30 said:

angelashly said:

Sweet Jesus, there is talk of PTing on my last BMB - for reference my son just turned 16mo.

And yet his little June 13 cohorts are apparently interested in the potty, saying "pee pee" or "poo poo" and some have been shitting on the potty since July.

Kill. Me. Dead.

No they aren't their parents are. Promise!

Oh no, I don't believe for one hot second that a toddler at this age is requesting to shit in the toilet. I mean, I had to back out of that thread before I said something assholish.


You are a better person than me

thebanich

Hildi was seriously the worst designer ever. I'm pretty sure one woman cried when she found out she got Hildi.

thebanich

I have very little hope of DS PT before 3. Blergh

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bearfootz

triplea598 said:

I realize I didn't even answer your question lol. My point would be to find out when/if I'm ovulating by charting and to abstain from sex during my fertile days just to be basically doubled up on birth control.

I guess maybe I'd try it and if it makes you paranoid then stop?  I was hoping maybe you would see a pattern after the first month or two and know to avoid those days going forward.

good luck.

jesuisfatiguee

I am hesitant to say I don't think I've ever been flagged before...

bearfootz

If anyone needs to feel better about their kids being late PT'ers just come talk to me.  DS was in no rush and DD regressed.

thebanich

My MIL magically trained DD in like... 2 days after a year of us trying. Perhaps I should ship DS off to her.

jesuisfatiguee

I'm talking to an attractive ginger on Tinder. I think I have a reason to pay for babysitting this Friday night. 

bearfootz

jesuisfatiguee said:

I'm talking to an attractive ginger on Tinder. I think I have a reason to pay for babysitting this Friday night. 

OMG...could it be...

 

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bearfootz said:

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I'm talking to an attractive ginger on Tinder. I think I have a reason to pay for babysitting this Friday night. 

OMG...could it be...

 

Gross. No.

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jesuisfatiguee said:

 

Gross. No.

Seriously? We could call you Princess Jesus or Princess Sleepyhead or whatever. 

Fine, more Harry for the rest of us.

You enjoy your date with Carrot Top