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Let's drink early and find peace

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Re: Let's drink early and find peace

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  • @CFox815 Is super fucking hot. I deserted you guys for a whole night because of her boobs.
  • I didn't realize the I Heart festival was this weekend. I want to watch Weezer.
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  • LuckyDad said:

    I do enjoy a little hair pulling.

    A lot of women do
    At least the ones who slept with me.
    Ok, that's braggy.
    Oh shit. THAT was braggy? That was just supposed to be an observation
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  • CFox815 said:
    @CFox815 Is super fucking hot. I deserted you guys for a whole night because of her boobs.
    I love you. Let's kiss.
    Any time. Any place.
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  • I like boobs
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  • Boooobs!
    Beeeer!
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  • No offense to LD, but women have way better looking bodies than men. Don't get me wrong, I like the male form, obviously, but the female body is gorgeous.

    I strongly disagree.

    Lol
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  • CFox815 said:

    @luckydad Totally fair. When I was a poor college kid, I got trashy lingerie and dirty dice. Your ex was ambitious. She recruited another party. Good for her!

    It wasn't our first threeway
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  • CFox815 said:


    LuckyDad said:

    CFox815 said:

    @luckydad Totally fair. When I was a poor college kid, I got trashy lingerie and dirty dice. Your ex was ambitious. She recruited another party. Good for her!

    It wasn't our first threeway

    She was gem, LuckyDad! A gem, I tell ya!


    She had her downsides too. But there's no sense in dwelling on that. There's a reason she is my ex.
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  • You have nice boobs @lappyfoinker

    I bought them.

    Reminds me of that Destiny's child song!
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  • I don't have good boobs, whomp whomp.

    They never had that nice weighted roundness, I called them barbie boobs, because they were more pointy, lol. After 2.5 years of lactating, they're just really meh, lol.
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  • LuckyDad said:

    We could talk about socks.

    Kneesocks are hot

    ARE YOU MY HUSBAND?!?!? GTFO

    He just must have good taste. We should be bros.
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  • My toddler keeps biting my boobs. Speaking of lactating. Talk about a fast track to weaning, getting bitten multiple times a day.


    ::dumps cold water all over thread::

    Nursing was a huge cockblock. Do not miss. And I wasn't getting bitten!
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  • The thread is dye isn't it?
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  • I was at my mom's house before. On the drive home I saw: A cadillac backing down an offramp from the freeway, then I got stuck behind a Uhaul trying to get onto the freeway and they hit it going just under 30mph, and then I passed an old volvo on the right, because he was going 5 under in the middle lane, and it was a teenage boy texting. Made me wish I had taken surface streets to get home.
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  • I was at my mom's house before. On the drive home I saw: A cadillac backing down an offramp from the freeway, then I got stuck behind a Uhaul trying to get onto the freeway and they hit it going just under 30mph, and then I passed an old volvo on the right, because he was going 5 under in the middle lane, and it was a teenage boy texting. Made me wish I had taken surface streets to get home.

    You're in Portland right?

    Sounds like they're keeping it weird.
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • LuckyDad said:
    I was at my mom's house before. On the drive home I saw: A cadillac backing down an offramp from the freeway, then I got stuck behind a Uhaul trying to get onto the freeway and they hit it going just under 30mph, and then I passed an old volvo on the right, because he was going 5 under in the middle lane, and it was a teenage boy texting. Made me wish I had taken surface streets to get home.
    You're in Portland right? Sounds like they're keeping it weird.
    At the very least, keeping it stupid.
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  • Damn, I do need to read threads, don't I?
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