Let's drink early and find peace

tattooedtragedy

My DH and I don't haven enough sex, I'm frustrated and he isn't taking me seriously enough when I tel him I'd like to DTD more than once a week. At least when we do have sex it is pretty fuckin' good.

ruddymysterious

MrsButt said:

I'm currently on alert RE: all new posters. My UO about ProBoards and wanting a different but sightly less publicized but still public place to chat is becoming more than just a fleeting notion

I can explain my sudden appearance if it makes you feel better, I can only post sporadically from work and at home the kid and hubby keep me busy, but since he is on my shit list tonight I though f it I'm spending my evening with parenting.

shadypines

Also-I didn't care for fingering.

#I'mnotinhighschool

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justAphase said:

thisisbread said:

Ummm...there are 18 pages. 434 new messages. I don't think I can get there. Can someone tell me what I need to read please? Because buzzzzzed.

My vagina met a penis with its cap still intact. You are updated.

Also butt stuff.

ruddymysterious

MrsButt said:

@ruddymysterious I'm sure you are cool but your join date is only a few days ago and all your posts are on parenting and your SN has mysterious in it so I just had to ask. 

I'm not leaving and really I'm one poster. If I'm over it, the board will still carry on so it's not that big of a deal anyway. There are many regulars. 

It's from The IT Crowd. Said by the super sexy Richard Ayoade.

klondikebar

WhineCellar said:

Even though I hate ProBoards, I am kind of on @MrsButt‌ 's bench. Also, bummed I missed her post.

I feel like I missed out on something today.

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shadypines said:

Also-I didn't care for fingering. #I'mnotinhighschool

Fingers during oral can be very nice.

shadypines

guiltypleasures said:

shadypines said:

Also-I didn't care for fingering.

#I'mnotinhighschool

Fingers during oral can be very nice.


Very true!

klondikebar

shadypines said:

Also-I didn't care for fingering. #I'mnotinhighschool

I like it. It's convenient when the partner doesn't have a penis:)

sleepy33

What madness have I walked into? Leaving for proboards? Foreskins? Butt stuff?

Monkeybabe

pizza pizza pizza

tattooedtragedy

guiltypleasures said:

shadypines said:

Also-I didn't care for fingering. #I'mnotinhighschool

Fingers during oral can be very nice.

Indeed.

LuckyDad

Beer!

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sleepy33

FTR, H has a foreskin, and I am excellent at butt stuff. Feast on that, lurkers and newbs!

shadypines

Clear clear clear!

LuckyDad

lappyfoinker said:

nonniedee said:

I'm watching 12 years a slave

Me too!!!! I've seen it three times now but my husband hasn't.

So good. So depressing.

shadypines

Also love condiments. Not all the time. But here and now.

ruddymysterious

JFC you'll see me drop in from time to time but I don't have time to post that much. I don't really feel like "proving" myself either. Was having a bad day/night and came here. realizing now that was mistake.

ruddymysterious

NexTuesday said:

ruddymysterious said:

JFC you'll see me drop in from time to time but I don't have time to post that much. I don't really feel like "proving" myself either. Was having a bad day/night and came here. realizing now that was mistake.

I think I missed something.


I'm new and that is apparently making people nervous

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Monkeybabe

I don't know what's going on in here, but I love you all!

sleepy33

ruddymysterious said:

JFC you'll see me drop in from time to time but I don't have time to post that much. I don't really feel like "proving" myself either. Was having a bad day/night and came here. realizing now that was mistake.

Whoa. Drama much?

sleepy33

TyrannosaurusLex said:

ruddymysterious said:

JFC you'll see me drop in from time to time but I don't have time to post that much. I don't really feel like "proving" myself either. Was having a bad day/night and came here. realizing now that was mistake.

Whoa. Drama much?

She seems to think this song is about her.

She walked in to the party, like she was walking onto a yacht...

LuckyDad

Kinda drunk meow

ruddymysterious

Nope. Just don't like being called out like I'm being shady for showing up. Honestly never got the appeal of stirring up drama.

tattooedtragedy

Box

Monkeybabe

Okay, I've figured out who isn't on FB anymore, but I don't know why. Whatever.

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Monkeybabe

justAphase said:

Monkeybabe said:

Okay, I've figured out who isn't on FB anymore, but I don't know why. Whatever.

Sookie?

Yeah. I basically went to your FB and looked at our mutual friends and saw who was gone. I just don't know why, but I'm too tired to read the thread, or threads that might have caused that.

LuckyDad

SunnyDays26 said:

I'm so confused.

@LuckyDad‌ how's the new job, LO, and luckymom?

Good, good, good, thanks.

LuckyDad

Your son will love that pic when he's older, @sunnydays26

LuckyDad

lappyfoinker said:

Still confused.I feel so alone.

Your overshares were pretty rad. Go you!

LuckyDad

CFox815 said:

So, I did kind of butt in, huh? I want to catch up but I don't know where to start.

Nah. It's drinking thread. Just be random!

LuckyDad

I had sex in a bathroom while wine tasting once. I think I've shared that before.

sleepy33

CFox815 said:

So, I did kind of butt in, huh? I want to catch up but I don't know where to start.

Start with your feelings on foreskins and buttsex. That's what I did!

LuckyDad

SunnyDays26 said:

LuckyDad said:

Your son will love that pic when he's older, @sunnydays26

Thanks! I want more pics with the boys. I'm really lacking in the picture department with my mom.

W is the same way.

klondikebar

We could talk about socks.

LuckyDad

sleepy33 said:

CFox815 said:

So, I did kind of butt in, huh? I want to catch up but I don't know where to start.

Start with your feelings on foreskins and buttsex. That's what I did!


Buttsex is fun if she's into it, but not if she's doing it just to try to make the dude happy.

Monkeybabe

Oh, the memory lane thread. I don't ever read threads if they're 10+ pages when I log on. I play in these threads, but I don't read them up to the point I'm at.