Let's drink early and find peace

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I was trying to seduce my husband and let out a really loud fart. Even the dogs moved away from me.

angelashly

What should I watch after Scandal?

klondikebar

I'm envy all of you gorgeous ladies with short hair. I wish I could pull it off. I hate styling long hair, having piles of scrunchies around the house and shutting it in the car door.

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Scrunchies? Say it isn't so @klondikebar‌!

klondikebar

They are gentle on my fine hair and I always put it in a ponytail. They aren't the full size scrunchies though. They're only a little poofy. AND I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

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Spoiler alert: Switched at Birth just became a huge fucking downer. Also, I'm watching on Netflix, so likely not a spoiler.

IDK if he's even still on it but Austin Butler gives me the happies in my pants.

happies in my pants...lol

klondikebar

I don't care if it's creepy @bunkinmama. Bring me all of the ice cream! ILY

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pobrecita said:

Hair bands on a door knob? I would die.

Why?

klondikebar

ruddymysterious

I'll overshare! I've lurked for a bit and admit that some of my political views have definitely been changed by discussions on this board.

Seriously, you all make way too much sense and I may even be guilty of using some of your points in arguments with my very conservative dad. ">

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bunnyfungo said:

@guiltypleasures Where are you? You're supposed to be my drunk and witty side-kick for my pantry series (that's not real).

I'm sober and stuffing my face. Are we talking about cream of tarter? It works better than anything to clean aluminum or stainless steel. I use it when I clean my stove or if I burn a pot.

ruddymysterious

Anyone watch the first season of Penny Dreadful? I don't know anyone IRL besides DH who has but it's fantastic.

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Lol @mrsbutt

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overshare #2 DH is uncirced (my second experience with that) and I totally prefer it.

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I bought a big wooden spoon at a yard sale last week. It'll be used but not in the kitchen. 

ruddymysterious

DH talks waaaaaay too much. Like literally never shuts up. I find it especially grating tonight.

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We did a little butt stuff the other night. Not full P in the B but enough for it to be enjoyable but not hurt.

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MrsButt said:

ruddymysterious said:

DH talks waaaaaay too much. Like literally never shuts up. I find it especially grating tonight

Did you have another SN? Or are you a newbie? Just curious!

newbie - didn't want to intro. it felt weird so I just jumped right in.

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klondikebar

Stay away from my butt. No, no, no.

klondikebar

No, no, no, no.

shadypines

Exit...... not a entrance!

ruddymysterious

have tried some butt stuff once but am kinda too scared to do it again

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I'm starting to like butt stuff. I'd still rather give a bj though.

shadypines

guiltypleasures said:

I'm starting to like butt stuff. I'd still rather give a bj though.

+1

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shadypines

I do like it between the boobs!

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We delete things like pics and videos. It's just the smart thing to do. They're fucking hot while we have them though.

ruddymysterious

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pobrecita said:

lappyfoinker said:

Um I got some videos of butt stuff along with other stuff and pictures and stuff.

...of you?

Mmmhmmmm

I'm way too paranoid to do anything like that. even putting stuff out there on here makes me a little nervous.

#worrywart

shadypines

nonniedee said:

No butt stuff, and only mushroom top peen for me.

Lolol

The description!

shadypines

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