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    I like the format of PB but I'd miss everyone here.
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    BunkinMama said:
    I kinda was over hot work guy but then when I found out he said he thinks I'm the female version of him I've wanted to hook up with him. Because obviously that means he's good in bed.
    It'd be like having sex with the male version of yourself!
    Would that make it some kind of weird version of masturbation?
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    klondikebar said:

    We could talk about socks.

    Kneesocks are hot
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    NexTuesday said:

    The only overshare I have right now is moon time related and I won't subject LD to that.


    (Did I use 'moon time' properly? Was that the phrase?)

    Don't stop on my account. I'm hard to scandalize
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    DD has some cool Jordan socks. They look like air jordans even on the bottoms. I think they are going to be lifers. she'll never give them up.
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    CFox815 said:
    Did I make it less weird here? Or more? Or should I drink more? Should I make a poll (read: pole)?
    Yes drink more. Yes make a pollpole.
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    CFox815 said:

    1. When I was in college, I lived in a frat house. My now-husband came over late night and aimed a little too low. I curled up in a ball and was out of commission for a bit. Being the drama queen that I am, I refused to leave my room and hid away for the next 2 days. I was probably hungover but I was determined to blame my now-husband for his butt stabbing.

    Anyway, one of my roommates im'd me and it went something like this:

    Roommate: Where have you been? I haven't seen you?
    Me: (Now Husband) stuck it in the wrong hole. I can't walk. I am hiding until I heal.


    And guess what my roommate made his away message for the next year? Yes. That conversation. I am pretty sure I am known as the butt sex girl at my college.

    You had a male room mate in a frat house?
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    Garters and stockings are so hot on DW
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    merie412 said:

    Soooo....what did I miss? Y'all still here?

    Nope! ;)
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    mischiefmanaged611 said:


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    mischiefmanaged611 said:

    Everytime I see your siggy LD I think of the coexist lady from the bumpwide confessions.

    Me too!!

    You know what they say about great minds ;)


    It's a parody of coexist
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    lappyfoinker said:
    I used to wear stockings and garters for funsies.
    I used to wear those! among other things. A lot like a lot a lot
    I wore a lot of corsets too. Those were the days.
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    CFox815 said:

    @luckydad I was the only girl that lived in an all-male frat house.

    How did you pull that off?

    I have a friend who was a non frat boy who lived in a frat house for a semester. So I suppose it's like that?
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    I've never had sex in weird places. Only in homes and then in a tent and once in a folding chair in the empty campground next to where our friends were. The sitting sex was awkward and someone with a flashlight freaked me out and I was done, lol. The flashlight never came near us.
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    I wanted to love tit your sock obsession post @bunkinmama because I think it's funny, but I hate socks. I'm conflicted. Do I love bunkin more than I hate socks? I never have socks on in the house and wear foot flops until I can't feel my toes.
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    Holls2011 said:

    My kid is finally asleep, but now I'm stone sober. Time for more wine and packing.

    More wine!
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    I'm torn on corsets. The good ones are so expensive. They can look hot though. I do like lingerie
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    I don't think I've had sex anywhere out of the ordinary. Everytime this is discussed, I think I must have, but I just can't remember.
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    lappyfoinker said:

    The whole thread should be DD because I haven't even scratched the surface yet and I'm not going to sleep anytime soon.

    I'm confused, but go on...
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    lappyfoinker said:

    I've had sex on a picnic table on the side of the road at a rest stop during the day.

    Im.with you except for the day part. It was a long, overnight road trip.
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