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psychdoc12 · September 2014

I have a real FFFC today. Sort of. I may still have a positive pee stick or two in a drawer in my bedroom.

Jenball717 · September 2014

comeongetdown said:

Jenball717 said:

Late Thursday almost Friday confession: I made my new therapist cry tonight. I'm that messed up.

Sorry if that's inappropriate that was the first thing I thought of, "wow... that's impressive!" Not that I think you're messed up, because I don't... at least, I don't get that impression on TB

I'm gonna go ahead and stop there.

#wine

Inappropriate? No. Spot on? Yes.

psychdoc12 · September 2014

wedding06 said:

I have a real FFFC today. Sort of. I may still have a positive pee stick or two in a drawer in my bedroom.
Hmm I thought they don't show a positive after a while? That's what mine did. I wanted to save it to look at it when I was pregnant but a few weeks later it was all squiggly lines. It was a digital too.

Mine were FRERs. I last looked at it maybe 6 months ago and it was still showing a positive.

psychdoc12 · September 2014

wedding06 said:

I have a real FFFC today. Sort of. I may still have a positive pee stick or two in a drawer in my bedroom.
Hmm I thought they don't show a positive after a while? That's what mine did. I wanted to save it to look at it when I was pregnant but a few weeks later it was all squiggly lines. It was a digital too.

I just looked, deft still positive. It's just as dark as it ever was.

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lefnc82 · September 2014

wedding06 said:
FFFC while I hate boogie sucking when I get a lot out I feel a real sense of accomplishment. If DH is home I always show him. He doesn't get the thrill.

Me too, it is a great sense of accomplishment although LO begs to differ on that.

I think DS makes cute pooping faces, there's something about that extreme look of concentration on his face that's adorable sometimes.

jennlin · September 2014

I definitely have my old pee sticks. They are in ziplock bags marked with date/time. No idea what I'm going to do with them, but they do still show the positive line as dark (dd) or as light (ds) as they were on the first day.

blueeyedrose86 · September 2014

I posted in the other thread before catching up on this one. Oops. In my defense, I have the posts sorted by date, not last comment. So this is on page 3 for me.

taylormarie923 · September 2014

I've been trying to teach DS to walk because I want him to be walking in time for our family pictures in two weeks. It's now a fun game to take a step and fling himself into my arms.

#prayingmyconfessionthisweekdoesntwarrantacalltocps

carawasa · September 2014

Oh hai!

The other day I was taking LO in from the car along with the other 72 bags that I drag around daily. LO took her binky out or her mouth and threw it on the ground and looked at it as if it jumped out of her mouth itself. I went to go pick it up and on the way up one of the bags caught my dress. So I stood there facing my neighbor with my dress pulled up in the front.

I have a hemorrhoid. I can't even say I got it by doing anything fun like drunk butt sex, it's just because I'm gross. I can't poop like a normal person. Wtf butt.

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carawasa · September 2014

jennlin said:
I definitely have my old pee sticks. They are in ziplock bags marked with date/time. No idea what I'm going to do with them, but they do still show the positive line as dark (dd) or as light (ds) as they were on the first day.

When I took my pregnancy test I wrapped it up in dd napkins and put it in a bag and threw it away so my parents wouldn't find it...I told them the next day

jennlin · September 2014

carawasa said:

I definitely have my old pee sticks. They are in ziplock bags marked with date/time. No idea what I'm going to do with them, but they do still show the positive line as dark (dd) or as light (ds) as they were on the first day.
When I took my pregnancy test I wrapped it up in dd napkins and put it in a bag and threw it away so my parents wouldn't find it...I told them the next day

should've put a ring around the positive before you showed your parents.

WhenInRome11 · September 2014

My phone is so out of storage space that my emails won't sync. I keep just deleting apps instead of erasing the 5000 pics I have of my baby.

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bkeane619 · September 2014

Let the party chaos begin!!! I don't have an FFFC just running around like a chicken with my head cut off because I did nothing ahead of time.

cassey910 · September 2014

I still sleep on a mattress in DS's room. I keep saying that I will move next week but it hasn't happened yet. Oh and I still have 2 pee sticks in my bathroom drawer.

countingthestars · September 2014

I usually watch my BIL's stepson M-W but next week he will be in AL visiting his grandma so I won't have too. I am beyond excited about this! I need a break from the crazy that is that kid.

deedee1017 · September 2014

I have a couple old positive pee sticks too. They're still as dark as they were when I took them and I keep them in a glittery box.

bkeane619 · September 2014

Ewwww old people making out in car next to me at McDonalds. So romantic.

jennlin · September 2014

i guess my FFFC is i poop with kids on my lap all the time.

Jenball717 · September 2014

jennlin said:
i guess my FFFC is i poop with kids on my lap all the time.

Done it so many times. When LO is asleep on me and I don't want to risk waking her to put her down and go to the bathroom? Poop buddy. Pee too.

nepatsgal · September 2014

@comeongetdown I think someone would get flamed if they didn't like @missgpsu's Noodle.

deedee1017 · September 2014

I'm terrified of poop particles!

carawasa · September 2014

you can't hate on noodle. he's part of the wolf pack

Same here @deedee1017 that's why the "f" word grosses me out so bad. Especially random peoples....farts. It's like, I don't know you so please keep that away from me and my nose

nepatsgal · September 2014

My FFFC is so far this morning I've eaten 1 Toll house cookie, 3 PB Cups, 1 Miniature Snickers, some potato chips, and some popcorn.

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muffyvonmuff · September 2014

Tonight is my first night away from Hudson and Im kinda nervous. I thought I would be all cool mom about it but the note Im writing to leave for BIL is sounding neurotic.

deedee1017 · September 2014

it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

sooner1981 · September 2014

deedee1017 said:
it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

Please tell me your plans. I want to live vicariously through your lunchtime shopping extravaganza!

deedee1017 · September 2014

sooner1981 said:

it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

Please tell me your plans. I want to live vicariously through your lunchtime shopping extravaganza!

I'm going to try to hit Macy's, burlington and Marshalls. They're kind of set up triangularly so I think it's doable!

As I washed dishes, prepared tonight's dinner and cleaned the kitchen until well after midnight last night, I couldn't help but sing Blu Cantrell's Oops song. Not the cheating part, but with each pot I cleaned I hummed louder and louder and envisioned buying all the things for myself.

#butiwontpayfullprice

sooner1981 · September 2014

sooner1981 said:

deedee1017 said:
it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

Please tell me your plans. I want to live vicariously through your lunchtime shopping extravaganza!

Your description should include:

1. Do you plan on stopping by some non-drive through store to get a snack/beverage to enjoy as you shop?
2. Are you going to longer in any store with (a) breakable things, (b) things that need to be tried on in a dressing room, (c) things that smell good and relaxing.
3. Can you work in a quick pedicure or chair massage into the trip?

ETA: I see you already posted. Feel free to add any details as you see fit. Burlington (for kid stuff--i dont think ours has adult stuff other than coats) can be really amazing or completely worthless. They are still a mystery to me. Adore Marshall's. Macy's is great, too. But I also hate full-price shopping.

Amjoy25 · September 2014

It is my life long goal to NOT buy anything glittery for my child. #teammeanmom

I made my nanny's son throw a tantrum this morning, and I felt all #rabbitwithastaronitschest because he's a fucking brat. He's 16 months, does nothing but scream at the top of his lungs ALLLLL day, and doesn't listen. He tries to take Willa's breakfast off her tray every morning and feed it to the dogs...fine if he was going to eat it, but he doesn't. So, I pulled him away from her tray and said "Jared, we don't take food from Willa"...which incited a throw himself on the floor and cry. This happened thrice. I give no fucks. Stop being a brat.

I had another one...hold....

ETA words are hard

deedee1017 · September 2014

sooner1981 said:

it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

Please tell me your plans. I want to live vicariously through your lunchtime shopping extravaganza!
Your description should include: 1. Do you plan on stopping by some non-drive through store to get a snack/beverage to enjoy as you shop? 2. Are you going to longer in any store with (a) breakable things, (b) things that need to be tried on in a dressing room, (c) things that smell good and relaxing. 3. Can you work in a quick pedicure or chair massage into the trip? ETA: I see you already posted. Feel free to add any details as you see fit. Burlington can be really amazing or completely worthless. They are still a mystery to me. Adore Marshall's. Macy's is great, too. But I also hate full-price shopping.

Burlington annoys me, but i can't help it. It's like I have to see if there is a bargain. They used to have brand names now it's just mostly cheap shit, but how can I turn down a $12 sweater dress? It's screaming BUY ME! So, that'll be a quick run just to see if there is anything fabulous for cheap with a stop at the baby shoe department.

Then off to Macy's where I will go with all my coupons in hand and scan 50 million things off the clearance rack only to find that 49 million of them are actually put in the wrong place and not on clearance. $98 for a tee shirt? Nope. I'll usually end up trying 3 out of 50 million and MAYBE purchasing one.

Then Marshalls is on the way back. This store is small enough to take a quick look through all the departments. At this point, having hit the other two stores, I might look for something for DH. I'll rummage through all the things and then get fed up and just end up in the baby department buying something for DD that she most likely doesn't need.

Finally, it'll be time to head back. If I feel satisfied by buying myself some stuff I won't make any stops because I'll feel slightly guilty for the money I spent (even if it is just a $12 sweater dress) but if I'm disappointed and didn't buy anything, I'll stop for a tall mocha frappuccino at starbucks and feel content that I browsed all three stores and at least know that I am not missing out on anything. A small part of me will be happy that I managed to go shopping and only spend $4 on my starbucks drink.

carawasa · September 2014

deedee1017 said:

sooner1981 said:

deedee1017 said:
it's going to be this kind of lunch hour for me

Please tell me your plans. I want to live vicariously through your lunchtime shopping extravaganza!

I'm going to try to hit Macy's, burlington and Marshalls. They're kind of set up triangularly so I think it's doable!

As I washed dishes, prepared tonight's dinner and cleaned the kitchen until well after midnight last night, I couldn't help but sing Blu Cantrell's Oops song. Not the cheating part, but with each pot I cleaned I hummed louder and louder and envisioned buying all the things for myself.

#butiwontpayfullprice

LOL this makes me laugh

Amjoy25 · September 2014

comeongetdown said:

@amjoy25 I gave you a love-tit for making the nanny's kid cry, then I took it away because glitter, then I gave it back because I felt like a jerk lol

LOL I appreciate your candor. But glitter is never good. NEVER. YOU HEAR ME O13?!?

Amjoy25 · September 2014

So yesterday we had a coding class (new ICD 9's...medical shit...don't bother yourself about what it is) at our office, just for us, but I told the doc I wasn't going unless I could bring a flask...

He went and bought a 12 pack of beer. We drank beer.

sleepy33 · September 2014

Fuck glitter. Glitter in your eye is the WORST.

BrittanyCupcakes · September 2014

@carawasa drunk butt sex hemorrhoids are just as nasty as any others. You aren't missing out on anything.

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