HI! I have nevr posted herre before but I'm really nervous/anxious/excited. I just had my 9 wk appt and we are having a GIRL! SQUEEEEEE GAAAHHH! My ob totally believes in the The Law of Ramses or something to determine the dangle of the angle. such a cool doctor.
LOLZ also I've been farting alot since I became a preggers IS THIS NORMAL? my hubby thinks I'm disgusto.
I also heard that breathing farts is dangerous for the baby on Babee Center so I think I'm going to get some face masks and put them on the dog's butt cuz her farts are the WORST. What can I do about my farts? I don't want to kill my baby!
ANyway, I will probably not read your responses becuse I am really busy and have a life but I will probably post something like this again in two weeks so you guys can keep up with how cool my pregncany is going! Cya! O and here is a pic of my ultrasound. Tell me you love it!
Oh no, you inhaled dog farts?!?! Your babe is totes going to be covered in fur. Prevent it from getting too bad...invest in a doggie butt cork. Also one for yourself.
It's totally cool that you won't come back to read this. This is a safe place of comfort and support. We will shoot all the glitter up your ass you need. Maybe it will help your farting problem.
Lol I needed this!! I have been trying to be nice about all the stupid questions but I just can't anymore. Totally hope my ultrasound looks like this today!!!
Hi, OP. Dont listen to tha rude women on this thread. Their just a bunch of bitchy, hormonal bullys, who make they're husbands miserable and will b horrible mothers. I dont post in other threads where women need encouragment but this place is tottaly for SUPPORT!!1! U can fart at ur babby if u want! I fart rainbows and so will u after I blow this glitter up ur butt. Doesnt matter what haters say!
Omg lmao that initiated much needed laughter this morning! I'm a bad mommy because my baby has been breathing in rancid second hand farts since it made it's residence inside me! Btw i think I'm having twins because the Chinese prediction chart says I'm having a girl and the Mayan one says I'm having a boy! Yayyyyyy
Those aren't fart pains! Those are your baby moving inside you! The little farts that come out arerent really gas, they're your baby's giggles! You must be so funny, mama! I ate a bean burrito last night and my baby was laughing so hard all night long!
And like someone else said, don't listen to these negative Nancy's! Those haggard trolls will have their babies born looking like grumpy cat because they are BULLIES! Pregnancy is all about love and light and regular bowel movements! Stay strong! Grrrrrrl pwr!
I hope you're not having any contact with a cat...NO CATS DURING PREGNANCY.
Also, no sex. ever.
A new one? stay away from polished furniture. Apparently it is due to fumes, but i believe it is because you can slide off the furniture on to your ass. (i've never heard this one but I love it, and I'm going to tell other pregnant women to stay away from it)
In addition, if there is a lunar eclipse, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. this will cause birth defects.
Being pregnant causes me to be a bit slow sometimes and before I realized this was you, and was a good laugh I seriously wanted to punch you. Hahahahahah this post is awesome.
I hope you're not having any contact with a cat...NO CATS DURING PREGNANCY.
Also, no sex. ever.
A new one? stay away from polished furniture. Apparently it is due to fumes, but i believe it is because you can slide off the furniture on to your ass. (i've never heard this one but I love it, and I'm going to tell other pregnant women to stay away from it)
In addition, if there is a lunar eclipse, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. this will cause birth defects.
Oh no! If I pick up my cats will the baby end up with fur?!?!!?!?
There is a 60% chance. If your cat has any tuna flavored food or treats, forget it. you're done for. Do not let said cat breathe in your face.
Oh, and don't do the ice bucket challenge!!1!1! And don't take really hot showers. ESPECIALLY DON'T take showers or baths after midnight or you'll turn into a gremlin. Just stay away from water altogether. Be safe, ToasterCat.
OMG that ramses guy said I'm having a girl too!!! Twinsies!!!!!!!! We should exchange phone #s and addresses so we can give each other updates.
Also, everyone told me not to eat peanut butter or tuna or sushi and don't go out into sunlight cuz its too hot so WATCH OUT. I'm pretty sure if you eat peanut butter youll have a boy anyways so don't eat that.
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It's totally cool that you won't come back to read this. This is a safe place of comfort and support. We will shoot all the glitter up your ass you need. Maybe it will help your farting problem.
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And like someone else said, don't listen to these negative Nancy's! Those haggard trolls will have their babies born looking like grumpy cat because they are BULLIES! Pregnancy is all about love and light and regular bowel movements! Stay strong! Grrrrrrl pwr!
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Whuh? HEY! @Toastercat you keep your toasterslore hands off mah wimmin! Especially my goaty first wife!
Also, everyone told me not to eat peanut butter or tuna or sushi and don't go out into sunlight cuz its too hot so WATCH OUT. I'm pretty sure if you eat peanut butter youll have a boy anyways so don't eat that.