FFFC

hlb622 · August 2014

Okay, @sleepy33‌, what did you save up for us this week?!

hlb622 · August 2014

I get irritated that Clifford is on at 7am when I'm getting ready and Peg + Cat isn't on until 9am. I hate that big ass dog. Moreover, all of his dog friends are whiny buttholes. AND they use Comic Sans font.

#thehorror

sweettooth87 · August 2014

I illegally park in important people parking at work. I've done this since being at the waddle stage of pregnancy.

carawasa · August 2014

I hate the term DH.

I feel like some of my confessions are too flameful for FFFC.

I want to text my future mil and start shit for not acknowledging my shower yet.

My baby likes the metal band trivium.

I like the fact I know most of the lyrics to most sublime songs. It helps me stay in touch with my inner bradley.

I like turtles

KerCo51 · August 2014

Ok, I know this one is stupid. Sometimes I wish DD took a pacifier because I think babies with pacifiers are cute. It would be nice on occasion to give her one to stop her from whining too.

One of the many reasons I am upset about returning to work in a week and a half is because I have enjoyed posting on here more often this summer. I kinda hate mobile bumping, but I might give it a try.

Coleslawder · August 2014

When I buy doughnuts for me and DH, I try to text him immediately so he knows about them. If I don't text him, I will always, always eat both of them.

Sometimes I like to go out for doughnuts when my phone isn't charged because then I can't text him but I still tell myself I'll have the self control to not eat both. I eat both.

carawasa · August 2014

I still have a penis shaped vein on my forearm, incase anyone was wondering

kelle017 · August 2014

My sister finds out next week if she's having a boy or girl. She has a 16month old son so I know that she and pretty much everyone would love a girl. My fffc is that I hope it's a boy because I want dd to be the little girl in tw family.

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coronitaextra · August 2014

I don't really think about my LO or BF at all when I'm at work. It makes me feel horrible when I get home, but it's nice to be able to focus without distraction. It's not a conscious effort. (Which makes me feel even worse?)

megs1409 · August 2014

missgpsu said:

We pay for daycare for the week so I dropped B off with the babysitter yesterday even though I didn't have to work. I slept in, cleaned the entire house, got some work done at home, and gave Noodle some quality time. It was glorious!

No flaming for this! Props for being a smart mama!!

PinkDahLia44 · August 2014

I haven't been able to completely unpack from vacation so most of DS's are still in his suitcase. My baby is still only in a diaper this morning.

Weljadraak · August 2014

carawasa said:

I still have a penis shaped vein on my forearm, incase anyone was wondering

Can I see?

KerCo51 · August 2014

I go back to work September 2nd after having the summer off and I am already looking at my work schedule to see how many days I have off in September.

Coleslawder · August 2014

baconface said:

Coleslawder said:

When I buy doughnuts for me and DH, I try to text him immediately so he knows about them. If I don't text him, I will always, always eat both of them.

Sometimes I like to go out for doughnuts when my phone isn't charged because then I can't text him but I still tell myself I'll have the self control to not eat both. I eat both.

Doughnuts are serious business.

Especially when they're from the Amish market. Then I get really intense.

catycate · August 2014

I've been staying at home for 3 1/2 years now. I am so so so ready willing and able to go back to work, but I feel guilty that dd won't get as much quality time with me as DS.

Weljadraak · August 2014

I hated everyone yesterday and had mental fight scenes in my head about how I would give rando rudies the business. It started because every time I have struggled with getting my giant jogging stroller in the door to the small convenience store, there's a decent amount of people just staring at me like fuckwads. Do I expect them to help? Not really, but don't be a fucking piece of shit and stare at me from a foot away.

I sometimes pose and answer my own questions.

I enjoy pissing in the ocean.

pmarie33 · August 2014

baconface said:

catycate said:

I've been staying at home for 3 1/2 years now. I am so so so ready willing and able to go back to work, but I feel guilty that dd won't get as much quality time with me as DS.

My FFFC is that I have been mildly toying with the idea of quitting my job and staying home. Financially we'd be fine, though the extra income is very nice for savings, etc. I don't think I am cut out to be a SAHM, so I have a lot of anxiety over the thought of it, but I think one of my biggest concerns is that I feel guilty taking DD out of daycare. I know most people feel guilt the opposite way, but she loves it so much and I think it is so good for her, that the thought of just having her home staring at my ugly face all day just makes me sad for her.

There are lots of reasons why me SAH is a bad idea, so I probably won't do it, but it is tempting sometimes.

#hatemyjob

If I hated my job, but didn't want to be a sahm, I would for sure go work at Starbucks.

bkeane619 · August 2014

Cleaning ladies Fridays are TV Fridays for Owen. I let him watch tv in the am till they get here because I don't want him pulling out #allthetoys I picked up already.

KerCo51 · August 2014

baconface said:

catycate said:

I've been staying at home for 3 1/2 years now. I am so so so ready willing and able to go back to work, but I feel guilty that dd won't get as much quality time with me as DS.

My FFFC is that I have been mildly toying with the idea of quitting my job and staying home. Financially we'd be fine, though the extra income is very nice for savings, etc. I don't think I am cut out to be a SAHM, so I have a lot of anxiety over the thought of it, but I think one of my biggest concerns is that I feel guilty taking DD out of daycare. I know most people feel guilt the opposite way, but she loves it so much and I think it is so good for her, that the thought of just having her home staring at my ugly face all day just makes me sad for her.

There are lots of reasons why me SAH is a bad idea, so I probably won't do it, but it is tempting sometimes.

#hatemyjob

Two months ago, I never ever thought I could be a SAHM. I actually had anxiety when thinking about being off for the summer with DD. I got sad when taking her stuff home from daycare, because she was doing so well. I had such a great summer with DD, that I wish I could afford to SAH. We did mommy and baby groups and she is so happy being home.

#teamihatemyjob

pmarie33 · August 2014

baconface said:

@pmarie33 Because you love coffee or because they are awesome to work for?

PS. Coffee tastes like butts to me, so that might not be a great option for me. But maybe Dunkin Donuts? lol.

Because I love coffee.

Your option would obv have to be something you love.

OMG - a Starbucks at Target. Win!

stephl3055 · August 2014

I have the hardest time spelling the name Brian. My account execute (so way higher up than me) is named Brian. I emailed him and said "Hi Brain." Of course I notice the second after I hit send. Whatever, at least it's a compliment.

carawasa · August 2014

Weljadraak said:

carawasa said:

I still have a penis shaped vein on my forearm, incase anyone was wondering

Can I see?

Of course! I changed the coloring of the photo so you can see it because it's hard to see in a pic

taylormarie923 · August 2014

Sometimes I secretly love that DH works long hours so I get to have DS all to myself, all day every day.

carawasa · August 2014

I don't know how to spell defiantly or definitely.

well obviously I just spelled both words but idk which one is the correct spelling of def

sweettwilight16 · August 2014

I definitely wish I could SAH, but I know we couldn't afford it. Now I'm looking at jobs that are 40 hours (I work 32 now) just to get out of here. I like my job & they've been pretty accommodating with my hours and everything, but I don't like my boss very much. Before I felt like it was worth it to put up with her, but lately I feel like

Weljadraak · August 2014

carawasa said:

carawasa said:

I still have a penis shaped vein on my forearm, incase anyone was wondering

Can I see?
Of course! I changed the coloring of the photo so you can see it because it's hard to see in a pic

Long and thin with a curve.

sleepy33 · August 2014

breadandbutter07 said:

Every morning, I watch LO play while I eat my breakfast. Until recently, she's been fine, but she has begun "totally freaking out" seeing me eat, so a few times I gave her a little spoonful of milk and that calmed her down. One day this week, that wasn't working, so I gave her one of my Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares.

Is my confession that I'm a grown adult eating sugar cereal on the daily? Or is it that I let my baby have some?

*we have also become Peg + Cat addicts. Thanks for the recommendation, ladies!

Did you tell her to count backwards from 5 to calm down?

sleepy33 · August 2014

FFC #1: So, as you guys know, I was the one who was LOL'ing at my H trying to keep Cam from chewing on the toys at the library last week. I was all NBD, he doesn't go to daycare, he needs exposure to some germs anyway, whatevs. Fast forward to Sunday, when the baby comes down with a fever of 104, which turned out to be roseola. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's no coincidence, and he probably got it from chewing on toys at the library. Luckily, my H seems to not have put two and two together and figured it out. I am in the #coneofshame. Totally going to buy some of those toy wipes for the diaper bag.

FFC #2: A s/o of somebody's post yesterday, who was saying they had never been 'teabagged'. It made me try to think if there was something that I had never done in the sex department, and I couldn't come up with anything. Outside of a threesome, or something truly sick like bestiality or something. But yeah. Anyway.

Jenball717 · August 2014

carawasa said:
I don't know how to spell defiantly or definitely.

well obviously I just spelled both words but idk which one is the correct spelling of def

I remember it as "that is definite, with a ly at the end". Because that's all it is.

Amjoy25 · August 2014

hlb622 said:

I get irritated that Clifford is on at 7am when I'm getting ready and Peg + Cat isn't on until 9am. I hate that big ass dog. Moreover, all of his dog friends are whiny buttholes. AND they use Comic Sans font. #thehorror

I loved this simply for "moreover". Using our words today are we bumpies?

Jenball717 · August 2014

My next door neighbors had beer bottles strewn all over their driveway the other day. I watched the mom drive up, get out of her car, and walk into the house without picking any of them up. The next day they were all still there but one had been blown across the street into the gutter. It really bugged me because they are incredibly lazy and I didn't think they would pick it up. So I got it and put it in their mailbox.

The next day they were all picked up and thrown away.

#litterpolice
#stoptrashingupmyneighborhood
#tamperingwiththemail

Amjoy25 · August 2014

carriet2018 said:

i'm embarrassed of mine but whatever.....we are all friends here right?

going to a wedding tonight wearing the same dress i always wear because it is comfortable...so basically i am marge simpson i wear the same thing to all the parties #allthepicturesofmearethesame

DTD in my parents hot tub #yesiamateenager #iamgrossedoutbyittoo #FTRithadbeencleanedrecently #upsideihaveanactualcrazyplaceihavedoneitnowinsteadoffootofthebed #alsomyparentswerenthomeifthatwasntclear

#friendsreference

SweetCFly · August 2014

sleepy33 said:

FFC #1: So, as you guys know, I was the one who was LOL'ing at my H trying to keep Cam from chewing on the toys at the library last week. I was all NBD, he doesn't go to daycare, he needs exposure to some germs anyway, whatevs. Fast forward to Sunday, when the baby comes down with a fever of 104, which turned out to be roseola. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's no coincidence, and he probably got it from chewing on toys at the library. Luckily, my H seems to not have put two and two together and figured it out. I am in the #coneofshame. Totally going to buy some of those toy wipes for the diaper bag.

FFC #2: A s/o of somebody's post yesterday, who was saying they had never been 'teabagged'. It made me try to think if there was something that I had never done in the sex department, and I couldn't come up with anything. Outside of a threesome, or something truly sick like bestiality or something. But yeah. Anyway.

1. I hope Cam is on the mend now!?

2. And my FFC, as I am now a third of the way thru the 3rd book in the Fifty Shades series, I am finally realizing how much of a prude I am. I made a poor choice on my timing for reading these books as DH is away for another week of his Guard AT.

sweettwilight16 · August 2014

Amjoy25 said:

hlb622 said:

I get irritated that Clifford is on at 7am when I'm getting ready and Peg + Cat isn't on until 9am. I hate that big ass dog. Moreover, all of his dog friends are whiny buttholes. AND they use Comic Sans font. #thehorror

I loved this simply for "moreover". Using our words today are we bumpies?

#wordnerdsforlyfe

Amjoy25 · August 2014

I have one...I judge women who say they are Christians and therefore are supposed to live their life for the Lord, yet have plastic surgery. This makes no sense. If you are truly living your life for the Lord, and the Lord loves you how you are, then what's with the plastic? I don't know much about the Bible, and maybe I am showing that now, but I've dated a few guys who were super religious, and they always contended that the body was a temple and should not be defiled. I guess times are more modern now, but I still don't get it. (And I fully believe people can do with their body what they want...but I am free to judge them. Heh heh.)

Case in point: a have a friend from HS, who had a small chest. She is all about praising the Lord, as well as her husband, and HE wanted her to get bigger breasts. Doesn't sound very Christian to me.

But what do I know? /rant.

TL;DR amjoy thinks God loves you without plastic boobs.

taylormarie923 · August 2014

Oh I have another! We recently got back on the grid and signed up for the city trash service. We got a large trash bin and one of those tiny recycling bins. My confession is that the small bin cannot keep up with our weekly drinking.

jennlin · August 2014

i daydream about working at macy's for the discount.

sleepy33 · August 2014

@sweetcfly he seems to be back to normal now! Thanks.

sleepy33 · August 2014

Emilyusc211 said:

Also, a lot of people say "your body is a temple" and all that jazz. That would also mean drinking/eating fast food and stuff is frowned upon by Jesus.

Unless it's Chick Fil A. #obvs

Weljadraak · August 2014

Amjoy25 said:

I have one...I judge women who say they are Christians and therefore are supposed to live their life for the Lord, yet have plastic surgery. This makes no sense. If you are truly living your life for the Lord, and the Lord loves you how you are, then what's with the plastic? I don't know much about the Bible, and maybe I am showing that now, but I've dated a few guys who were super religious, and they always contended that the body was a temple and should not be defiled. I guess times are more modern now, but I still don't get it. (And I fully believe people can do with their body what they want...but I am free to judge them. Heh heh.)

Case in point: a have a friend from HS, who had a small chest. She is all about praising the Lord, as well as her husband, and HE wanted her to get bigger breasts. Doesn't sound very Christian to me.

But what do I know? /rant.

TL;DR amjoy thinks God loves you without plastic boobs.

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