Drunk Blue is an incredibly stupid Blue. The first time I ever got drunk I leaned into the dining room table at boob level and said--and I quote--"Oh my god, you guys... I cut my tits in half." It's been like seven years and I still can't stand the smell of Southern Comfort. :-&
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
Dumbfounded by the trolling... Maybe they knew we needed a little Saturday fun?
This is what I want to do with the newborn onesies, minus the weird girl that I always mistake for the pink panther... It might be my next project after this baby playmat... Also, this should be way easier than an entire quilt of onesies, it's just ironing them on. I loveeee it.
I was nursing an awesome stawberry daquiri buzz, my first time tipsy in over a year, and DH decided to be a buzzkill and spoilsport by being all condescending. FU DH! So now I am too buzzed to snuggle my baby, but fucking pissed at DH for being self righteous. Here I was hoping to get some...not happening anymore [-(
DH is home. LO is too excited by this to sleep. Which is super cute on one hand and super annoying on the other. All day, whenever he sees or hears DH, nothing else matters. Forget nursing, forget sleeping, DADDY!
@dani+california DH will not let me use a sitter off care.com until DS is older. He doesn't trust anyone with his son when he's this small, but he hasn't taken care of DS for more than 2 hours since he was born because he works too hard at his job /:) :-@
Anyone else still craving things? I'm demolishing pancakes like I did in 1st tri, but (barring any 21st century Virgin Mary nonsense) I know I'm not pregnant. O.o
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
Holy crap balls. So much catch up. I'm sorry I missed the Qs about quilting the onesies. As PPs said, just square them out.
Spent last night eating like a stoner with hubster. Got a five mike run in this morning before going to Newport on the Levee and getting our Goettafest on.
All I really care to share is that I LEAVE FOR VACATION IN LESS THAN A WEEEEEEEEEK! Bring on the grandparents, sunshiney deck, new tat, legal weed and more babies to squish!!!
I put Disney movies on "just for background noise" after DD goes to bed. Then I end up sitting here like 3 year old, completely distracted and not getting any work done :-P
With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. - C.S.Lewis
Anyone else still craving things? I'm demolishing pancakes like I did in 1st tri, but (barring any 21st century Virgin Mary nonsense) I know I'm not pregnant. O.o
I'm hungry all the time and last night I dreamed that I had sex with a Ninja Turtle, sooooo I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant...
Except not really. (
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
At first I thought Ryver was falling over while sitting, (she can sit unassisted if placed there), thereby folding herself in half. But she kept doing it on repeat. Then I realized she is tripping out at the lady bugs on the feet of her PJs.
I haven't had more then one beer since my bday in June. I'd give my left tit to be shit faced hammered drunk right now. Instead I'm taking half a klonopin and going to bed at 9.
Hello everybody! Who's the troll ?
In a perfect world it's @MrsStanton87's cat. In the real world it's aviola.
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
I put LO in the crib for a nap today for the first time. I cried. I used to scoff at women who acted like me
I put DS in the crib for some naps but the thought of moving him to his crib for night sleep makes me sad. I also was one who used to wonder what the big deal was.
MC #1 January 2013 DS born 4/06/14 MC #2 August 2015 CP November 2015 MC#3 January 2016 BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
Gigi, why has it taken you weeks to reappear?? I felt so special when you PMed me on the day you created your account (less than a week after GBCB-gate)... and so let down that I never got to hear your important question after all.
I also dread the night LO sleeps in her crib. I get sad when I think of her all alone in her room
We celebrated the night Sullivan moved to the crib.. He did so good! And then we got him sweet star lights for any MOTN feedings/diaper changes etc. He had magical 6-8 hour crib sleep until his teeth decided to crash the party.
Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )
Is that catfishing, or just catting?
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
DS born 4/06/14
MC #2 August 2015
CP November 2015
MC#3 January 2016
BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
That sounds like me telling a joke SOBER.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
This is what I want to do with the newborn onesies, minus the weird girl that I always mistake for the pink panther... It might be my next project after this baby playmat... Also, this should be way easier than an entire quilt of onesies, it's just ironing them on. I loveeee it.
I think @gigisomethingsomething forgot to lump you in with Calli & KC!!
(See thread I made)
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
Accept Kenny from the block she agreed we are bitches B-)
I'm either going to have to stop bumping or wake the sleeping baby.
Eff.
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
A14 Siggy Challenge (November): Favorite Fall Smell
Punch me.
:-q
BFP #1 May 20, 2013 MC June 27, 2013 BFP #2 August 2, 2013 Baby Boy born 4/25/14 (3 weeks overdue!)
April 14 August Siggy Challenge- "This time last year.."
Trying for an earlier bedtime tonight, we'll see how this goes...
With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. - C.S.Lewis
Spent last night eating like a stoner with hubster. Got a five mike run in this morning before going to Newport on the Levee and getting our Goettafest on.
All I really care to share is that I LEAVE FOR VACATION IN LESS THAN A WEEEEEEEEEK! Bring on the grandparents, sunshiney deck, new tat, legal weed and more babies to squish!!!
With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere. - C.S.Lewis
I'm confused.
BFP: 7/5/10 EDD: 3/13/11 Miscarriage 8/1/10 at 8 weeks
BFP: 10/30/10 EDD: 7/7/11 Born 7/11//11 7lb12oz, 20 in.
BFP: 7/30/13 EDD: 4/9/14 Born right on time on his due date! 8lb10oz, 21.5 in.
Awesome prophetic fortune cookie: Love is a present that can be given every single day you live
Edit: I can't spell, what's new?
DS born 4/06/14
MC #2 August 2015
CP November 2015
MC#3 January 2016
BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
DS born 4/06/14
MC #2 August 2015
CP November 2015
MC#3 January 2016
BFP 5/11/16 EDD 1/19/17
Gigi, why has it taken you weeks to reappear?? I felt so special when you PMed me on the day you created your account (less than a week after GBCB-gate)... and so let down that I never got to hear your important question after all.