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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    Omg @PoppySeedWindsor‌ I got tired just watching that.
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  • AshleypixieAshleypixie member
    The last time I smoked I thought I was a super tall glass giraffe and I was terrified of falling and breaking into pieces. Then I went on a tangent about how Pinterest was some government conspiracy collecting minute by minute data on women's thought processes by what they pin. Yay drugs!
     






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    Yea I have no idea. Was NOT expecting that.
     






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  • PoppySeedWindsorPoppySeedWindsor member
    3crazykitties said:
    I'm so bummed that my partying teenage self has made it impossible for me to be an animal control officer. But I tripped balls @-)
    Back story?

    Aaaaaand go:
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  • PoppySeedWindsorPoppySeedWindsor member
    First time I got high was off of a batch of brownies. We were watching Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe after walking home at night from a very delicious meal at one of our favorite PDX restaurants, Sunshine Tavern. The set on Mr. Universe is all black but has stars twinkling in the background. 

    I'll never forgive those stars for what they did to me. 
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  • SoulTerminationSoulTermination member
    Sorry to disrupt the amusing drugs talk, but does this mei tai look all right to you ladies? Thinking part of the reason A doesn't like it much is I may not be doing it right.

    Please excuse the bra and PJ shorts. I've stopped getting dressed unless we're going somewhere until I get the poop explosion issue solved. XD
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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    3crazykitties - how would they know? It doesn't stay in your system forever.
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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    3crazykitties said:

    janice9821 said:

    3crazykitties - how would they know? It doesn't stay in your system forever.

    You take a polygraph.
    Really? Sheesh. That seems excessive for just about every job that exists.
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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    3crazykitties said:

    I overstated unintentionally. But to work for the county as police or animal control you'd have to take a polygraph. And for many government jobs at least in DC.

    This seems silly and totally excessive to me but then I also think the war on drugs is bs so... maybe I'm the crazy one.
    8-}
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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    dani+california said:

    Vinny424 said:

    janice9821 said:

    3crazykitties - how would they know? It doesn't stay in your system forever.

    She never thought of that. You have now changed her life forever.
    OMG I'm fucking peeing my pants over here ahahahaha
    Lol I was hoping it wasn't a stupid question but I seriously would not expect that animal control officers would need to pass a polygraph. I guess you learn something new every day.
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  • RoufiRoufi member
    My baby smells like rotting animal corpses. Like, legit H drove by a roadkill raccoon, phoned me to tell me I'm right. As if I didn't know that.

    Just poop already kid.
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  • kseccomb17kseccomb17 member
    kseccomb17 said:

    Chocolate, banana, and marshmallow shake and cherry dipped cheesecake being delivered to my house and I have nothing to blame it on.

    Marijuana judging by the rest of tonight's submissions

    I wish. Mj and I don't get along though. I've tried it to calm my anxiety, but all it did was make me a hot paranoid mess.

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  • RoufiRoufi member
    @LuckySquare‌ he gets nassssssty smelling farts when he's constipated...otherwise he smells lovely.
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  • Emily041285Emily041285 member
    pineconey said:

    S'mores blizzard.


    Yum.

    Peanut Butter Pie is my new favorite. Those things should be calorie free...
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  • RoufiRoufi member
    LuckySquare said:

    Roufi said:

    @LuckySquare‌ he gets nassssssty smelling farts when he's constipated...otherwise he smells lovely.

    Poor little guy. :( Have you tried the lubed q-tip or rectal thermometer approach when that happens?

    Yup though it hasn't done much for us. I think every 2 or 3 days is going to be our new normal instead of daily, but in the meantime he's still uncomfortable getting used to it :(

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  • Teresa1896Teresa1896 member
    @Roufi‌ my DS was plugged up for 5 days, after being a regular several times/day pooper. His farts were horrendous and like man farts. He seems to be on an every-few-day schedule now. Oh well. I don't feel like greasing up his butthole anymore and it didn't seem to do much anyway!

    BFP: 7/5/10   EDD: 3/13/11  Miscarriage 8/1/10 at 8 weeks

    BFP: 10/30/10   EDD: 7/7/11   Born 7/11//11 7lb12oz, 20 in.

    BFP: 7/30/13  EDD: 4/9/14 Born right on time on his due date! 8lb10oz, 21.5 in.


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  • RoufiRoufi member
    Teresa1896 said:

    @Roufi‌ my DS was plugged up for 5 days, after being a regular several times/day pooper. His farts were horrendous and like man farts. He seems to be on an every-few-day schedule now. Oh well. I don't feel like greasing up his butthole anymore and it didn't seem to do much anyway!

    The farts are hilarious and gross, I just hate when it hurts him but it seems to bother him less this go round.

    Your munchkin must not have been a happy camper by day 5.
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  • Teresa1896Teresa1896 member
    @roufi he actually wasnt that unpleasant. The gas pisses him off more than anything!

    BFP: 7/5/10   EDD: 3/13/11  Miscarriage 8/1/10 at 8 weeks

    BFP: 10/30/10   EDD: 7/7/11   Born 7/11//11 7lb12oz, 20 in.

    BFP: 7/30/13  EDD: 4/9/14 Born right on time on his due date! 8lb10oz, 21.5 in.


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  • janice9821janice9821 member
    Ashleypixie said:

    Speaking of drugs, look at this. I'm crying laughing right now, I don't know why this is so funny!

    https://www.collegehumor.com/post/6973599/20-panorama-fails-that-may-melt-your-brain?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=august#!bwRM2c

    I think I am going to have nightmares from some of those.

    @-) @-)
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  • AcaAwkwardAcaAwkward member
    jellysparkles said:

    AcaAwkward said:

    I want chocolate.

    Last week, I bought one of those big bags of M&Ms for potty training. DD doesn't give two shits about, well, shitting on the toilet, so the candy remained unopened...until Friday when I caved and treated myself.

    The bag was gone by Sunday.

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    edited August 2014
    On a computer for the first time in forever. I'm loving all the all the cute and/or hilarious siggys!

    ETA: But my siggy won't change. Ever. Because it hates me :( My baby is not a jackfruit!
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