Randoms/Whines/WTF Wednesday

jorkz821 · July 2014

Hugs @ClaireFraser‌!

jorkz821 · July 2014

Can someone remind me at what age the throwing food off the tray to watch it fall phase ends? It's.... not fun. For me, anyways, he thinks it hilarious. The dogs also enjoy it.

myskyegirl · July 2014

snmetz7 said:

justAphase said:

I don't like when people talk to me on my break

Especially when I'm pumping. The door is shut for a reason! Go away!! Wait 20 mins to ask me the super important question, like "where are the dry erase markers?"

@snmetz7, this is all kinds of wrong! People don't want to talk while peeing, so why is it acceptable to talk to someone through a closed door while they are pumping. No Just NO

secretsout · July 2014

Why is it that when I'm 20 minutes late, my boss is here before me, but when I am on time she gets here almost 2 hours after me?

BluepointToasted · July 2014

@PeanutButterFox‌ , good idea. We just had a bit of a shopping spree at the nike outlet a couple of weeks ago, so I'll have to think.
Also, I love Songza! I use it all the time. I believe there is a 90's rap playlist called "thug passion" that has been a fav...although it made for a couple awkward moments when people came into my office, lol

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

Does anyone use Songza? I just d/l it. It's kinda cool, it's basically a bunch of playlists categorized by mood, activity and genre. Currently I'm listening to a playlist called #BadBitchAlert. )

It keeps crashing though. Don't know if it's my phone or the app.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

jsgrl613 said:

Why is it that when I'm 20 minutes late, my boss is here before me, but when I am on time she gets here almost 2 hours after me?

I have this same problem lol.

MrsT0514 · July 2014

Wow DH. You call me on your break to pick a fight about last night? Did you forget that you were the one saying the stupid ass passive aggressive comments to me? Which is why I left you in the kitchen to stew in your own disgruntled attitude and I went to bed.

So really, it doesnt count as an apology is you say sorry and then follow up with your 104378 reasons WHY you said what you said. Just no.

jorkz821 · July 2014

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

jorkz821 said:

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

I want to know if the "excuse me" thing was cleared up.

myskyegirl · July 2014

@mrst0514 and it's never an apology if "I'm sorry you took what I said wrong." is anywhere in the "apology"

MrsT0514 · July 2014

prncebride said:
@mrst0514 and it's never an apology if "I'm sorry you took what I said wrong." is anywhere in the "apology"

Right?? Idk wtf his problem is lately. Verbal diarrhea. He doesnt think before he speaks sometimes. And he's been playing the fucking pain olympics with me which irks me to no end. Yes, I get that you have to work outside in 90 degree weather (construction), I'm not denying that it must suck...but really bro, you get paid damn good money to do it. And it doesnt give you carte blanche to be a prick when you get home and you're tired.

jorkz821 · July 2014

jesuisfatiguee said:

jorkz821 said:

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

I want to know if the "excuse me" thing was cleared up.

EXACTLY. @justAphase‌

(Sorry to bug you on your break). :P

NarwhalBacon · July 2014

@sundae13 that's actually the tutorial I'm using! Im using 2x6x6's so it will be 3'x6'

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Okay, hunger has overtaken laziness. Banana blueberry oatmeal, so good!

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

Cute Dad talked to me about some friend drama last night with his BFF, and I felt really honored. I wasn't pleased he was having a tough time with his friend, but it was really... exciting? ... interesting? ... something??? ... to see a different side to him. And then somehow I ended up telling him 5 million fucked up things about my childhood that I normally don't tell anyone, so that was, uh, interesting.

/liveblogging again sry

LuckyDad · July 2014

PeanutButterFox said:
I'm hungry, but I don't feel like getting up to make my oatmeal. I need a robot.

Me too! Where's my robot butler? Did the 80s lie to me?

secretsout · July 2014

I really want Wendy's for lunch.

billybumbler · July 2014

I'm so sorry @clairefraser. Big hugs

secretsout · July 2014

details about the room @gotgingy?

myskyegirl · July 2014

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy. Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.

LuckyDad · July 2014

GotGingy said:

jsgrl613 said:

I really want Wendy's for lunch.

Ohhh... I haven't had Wendy's in for.ev.er.

There's one two blocks from our current place. So yeah. I get it often

myskyegirl · July 2014

@lovethatdirtywater, I came in this morning at 8:30 and it was I think at 598, I WASN'T EVEN about to touch that hot mess. LOL

msdrdg · July 2014

prncebride said:

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy. Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.

OMG!! YES!! I don't care about the entire history of your order, just tell me what the fuck you want RIGHT NOW so I can transfer you and go back to what I was doing!

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

msdrdg said:

prncebride said:

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy. Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.

OMG!! YES!! I don't care about the entire history of your order, just tell me what the fuck you want RIGHT NOW so I can transfer you and go back to what I was doing!

Preach!

myskyegirl · July 2014

@msdrdg, I think the worst is when someone calls in and says someone from your company called me but they didn't' leave a msg. Srsly, I have no flucking clue who called you dude. If you are working with us on a building project then you should know someone on the project, if you don't then it was a wrong # !

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours." - K Dot

fancynewbeesly · July 2014

No accidents so far today. We pretty much have to RUN to the bathroom and stop everything. Reese has been telling me that she has to go, I don't even have to ask

I call it a success so far!

[Deleted User] · July 2014

I haven't read anything here yet. Hey everyone. I was going to finish the UO/FFFC but towards the end that shit started making me uncomfortable so I'm leaving it alone. I started work way early this morning. When I'm done I'm planning on binge watching Scrubs and napping.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

FUCK! I just got my period two days early and am completely without supplies. This is what I get for being too lazy to swith back from my vacation purse to my everyday purse. Shit!

pepperedmoth · July 2014

For the third time in three weeks, I have had this conversation (or a variant) with a patient:

Patient: When are you due?
Me: No, I just had a baby at the end of March.
Patient: When are you going to lose that weight/haven't lost much, have you?
Me: That was incredibly rude.
Patient: *Glares at me as I owe THEM the apology*

I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE PEOPLE. THREE IN THREE WEEKS. I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLLL.

pepperedmoth · July 2014

Omigosh, @ClaireFraser‌. I posted without reading first. So, so sorry for your loss.

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

pepperedmoth said:

For the third time in three weeks, I have had this conversation (or a variant) with a patient: Patient: When are you due?
Me: No, I just had a baby at the end of March.
Patient: When are you going to lose that weight/haven't lost much, have you?
Me: That was incredibly rude.
Patient: *Glares at me as I owe THEM the apology*
I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE PEOPLE. THREE IN THREE WEEKS. I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLLL.

Holy shit. I am so sorry!!!

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

jorkz821 · July 2014

@justAphase‌ is he trying to do sexy talk with a Julia Child quote? OMG. What is wrong with these dudes?

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

Holls2011 said:

@justAphase Is he somehow implying that he likes to um, choke the chicken before having the sexy time....

Well, he is 23...

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

justAphase said:

@justAphase Is he somehow implying that he likes to um, choke the chicken before having the sexy time....
Dude, I have no idea.

It seems to me he's asking your feelings on giving head. That's my interpretation.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

chicken = his penis

butter = your tongue/saliva

oven = obvious

Am I alone here?

secretsout · July 2014

I had Wendy's for lunch.

It was disappointing.

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

I don't know, I think about how buttering a chicken feels like buttering a baby would feel like. I am not sure I would be able to get passed that enough to think about sexy time and run with it. It already freaks me out.

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