Randoms/Whines/WTF Wednesday

secretsout · July 2014

I listened to Kojo Nnamdi while I ate my disappointing Wendy's and now I am pretty sure I will never let L participate in any sports ever (the topic was athletes and concussions).

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

TheOtherJacobsons said:

I don't know, I think about how buttering a chicken feels like buttering a baby would feel like. I am not sure I would be able to get passed that enough to think about sexy time and run with it. It already freaks me out.

Wait, what? LOL (literal)

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

I'm alone in the office singing along to my music. What ever happened to Blu Cantrell?
?

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

I always butter up my chicken, it has never occurred to me that's what buttering a baby feels like. WHY WOULD YOU BUTTER A BABY?! WTAF?

*I'm laffin, this is not a persona attack.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

And now I'm fucking dying over "I always butter my chicken" my husband only wishes!

)

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

I always butter up my chicken, it has never occurred to me that's what buttering a baby feels like. WHY WOULD YOU BUTTER A BABY?! WTAF?

*I'm laffin, this is not a persona attack.

I know! I can't help it. It always gives me the heebs when I have to do it.

myskyegirl · July 2014

TheOtherJacobsons said:

PeanutButterFox said:

I always butter up my chicken, it has never occurred to me that's what buttering a baby feels like. WHY WOULD YOU BUTTER A BABY?! WTAF?

*I'm laffin, this is not a persona attack.

I know! I can't help it. It always gives me the heebs when I have to do it.

But "we" @peanutbutterfox and I want to know WHY you HAVE to butter a baby. In what circumstance does buttering a baby ever happen? Are you some kind of cannibal. NOW that's a discussion for FFFC. GOTI

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Don't butter your baby mmkay? Parenting 101.

myskyegirl · July 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

Don't butter your baby mmkay? Parenting 101.

But what if @peanutbutterfox I need to send my baby down a luge track, what about then? Or, OR what if she needs a nice base coat for louging pool side??

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

prncebride said:

TheOtherJacobsons said:

PeanutButterFox said:

I always butter up my chicken, it has never occurred to me that's what buttering a baby feels like. WHY WOULD YOU BUTTER A BABY?! WTAF?

*I'm laffin, this is not a persona attack.

I know! I can't help it. It always gives me the heebs when I have to do it.

But "we" @peanutbutterfox and I want to know WHY you HAVE to butter a baby. In what circumstance does buttering a baby ever happen? Are you some kind of cannibal. NOW that's a discussion for FFFC. GOTI

Words: what buttering a baby WOULD feel like. I don't actually know what buttering a baby feels like because I haven't ever buttered a baby!

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

prncebride said:

PeanutButterFox said:

Don't butter your baby mmkay? Parenting 101.

But what if @peanutbutterfox I need to send my baby down a luge track, what about then? Or, OR what if she needs a nice base coat for louging pool side??

Crisco. Duh.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

God @prncebride everyone knows that.

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

Or I could be a witch. You don't know me! You don't know my LYFE!!!

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

TheOtherJacobsons said:

prncebride said:

TheOtherJacobsons said:

PeanutButterFox said:

I always butter up my chicken, it has never occurred to me that's what buttering a baby feels like. WHY WOULD YOU BUTTER A BABY?! WTAF?

*I'm laffin, this is not a persona attack.

I know! I can't help it. It always gives me the heebs when I have to do it.

But "we" @peanutbutterfox and I want to know WHY you HAVE to butter a baby. In what circumstance does buttering a baby ever happen? Are you some kind of cannibal. NOW that's a discussion for FFFC. GOTI

Words: what buttering a baby WOULD feel like. I don't actually know what buttering a baby feels like because I haven't ever buttered a baby!

A likely story...I've got my eye on you @theotherjacobsons

mstal0929 · July 2014

My dd's summer camp had a "field day" of sorts yesterday. They had a bunch of activities set up and one was a water slide. Except they covered it in VEGETABLE OIL instead of water.... that's loads of fun to get out of her clothes!

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

TheOtherJacobsons · July 2014

PSA: I am going to start referring to my bump as the Thunderdome from here on out.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

slappalicious said:

PeanutButterFox said:

God VaginaLord prncebride everyone knows that.

FTFY

/ded

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Do y'all have songs that when they come on, your body just automatically starts moving? Wale's "Slight Work" came on and my ass immediately starts shaking. There are many songs that do this to me.

Stargirlb · July 2014

I've always thought that raw chickens look exactly like babies with no heads, hands, or feet.

secretsout · July 2014

My husband's mother used crisco as a moisturizer for him when he was a baby.

Stargirlb · July 2014

https://totalnewswire.com/files/2014/04/raw-chicken.jpg

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Sundae13 said:

slappalicious said:

Urgh!!!

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

I just called a client by the wrong name in an email (literally a couple of letters off, but still).

My AM was on the email and totally called me out.

I feel like a jackass.

secretsout · July 2014

great.

mstal0929 · July 2014

triplea598 said:

My dd's summer camp had a "field day" of sorts yesterday. They had a bunch of activities set up and one was a water slide. Except they covered it in VEGETABLE OIL instead of water.... that's loads of fun to get out of her clothes!
Why did they not use water?

I plan to ask the same thing when I pick her up tonight.

myskyegirl · July 2014

Ok so this buttered baby vs raw chicken convo has gotten a little too wierd for me, so I'm going to answer @peanutbutter question, GOTI. I don't remember who I stole that from.

Anyway I was on the eliptical this afternoon and thank god I was the only one at the gym becuase I started jamming to Sissy That Walk.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Well now I'm worried. Office manager didn't show up for work today, and hasn't called. This is not totally unexpected from her, but she's been in pretty bad shape the last couple days. Her mom has called here twice today to see if I'd heard from her. She's not answering her cell or her house phone. I really, really hope she's okay. She lives with her fiance so I'm hoping if she wasn't he would have at least called her parents, but who knows.

myskyegirl · July 2014

Her mother needs to call her daughter's local police station and see if they will go over and check on her. Does anyone you work with know where she lives?

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

prncebride said:

Her mother needs to call her daughter's local police station and see if they will go over and check on her. Does anyone you work with know where she lives?

I only know what apartment complex she's in, but I don't have her address. If her mom calls back I plan to suggest she call for a well check. Her mom is in Florida and I feel so horrible for her. I would be going crazy.

thebanich · July 2014

PeanutButterFox said:

prncebride said:

Her mother needs to call her daughter's local police station and see if they will go over and check on her. Does anyone you work with know where she lives?

I only know what apartment complex she's in, but I don't have her address. If her mom calls back I plan to suggest she call for a well check. Her mom is in Florida and I feel so horrible for her. I would be going crazy.

Can you access her emergency contacts in a file? Or ask HR?

thebanich · July 2014

Only helpful if she listed her FI...

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

thebanich said:

prncebride said:

Her mother needs to call her daughter's local police station and see if they will go over and check on her. Does anyone you work with know where she lives?

I only know what apartment complex she's in, but I don't have her address. If her mom calls back I plan to suggest she call for a well check. Her mom is in Florida and I feel so horrible for her. I would be going crazy.
Can you access her emergency contacts in a file? Or ask HR?

Honestly, I don't think that's my place. Her parents are aware of the situation, and I'll help in any way I can if they ask (and I told her mom this), but I feel like they should take the lead here.

MrsT0514 · July 2014

Wow! Well DS and I ran a few errands and it seems thats I've missed a lot. What I've gotten so far from the conversation that's taken place here, is that we, Parenting folk, have a lot say in regards to choking/buttering chickens and babies.

This topic leaves me slightly confused.

MrsT0514 · July 2014

Also...my kid barely ate breakfast, totally skipped lunch, and passed out in the car on our way home. He didnt even wake up while I transferred him to the crib. I intended on giving him a later lunch before nap, but he wasnt having it. Huh.

thebanich · July 2014

@PeanutButterFox‌ . Totally understand that. I hope she is ok.

EVA116 · July 2014

My baby is going to be 1 tomorrow...that is crazy and I am a little sad about it.

thebanich · July 2014

Today at work has been weird. I left a meeting earlier feeling like I might just sit down and cry.

PeanutButterFox · July 2014

Guise, I completely forgot Santigold even existed! This will make excellent running music.

jesuisfatiguee · July 2014

I kept apologizing after telling Cute Dad all that stuff from my background and he kept telling me not to apologize, but I couldn't stop myself.

It was like... a Canadian Twilight Zone nightmare.

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