Randoms/Whines/WTF Wednesday

jorkz821

Hugs @ClaireFraser‌!

jorkz821

Can someone remind me at what age the throwing food off the tray to watch it fall phase ends? It's.... not fun. For me, anyways, he thinks it hilarious. The dogs also enjoy it.

myskyegirl

snmetz7 said:

justAphase said:

I don't like when people talk to me on my break

Especially when I'm pumping. The door is shut for a reason! Go away!! Wait 20 mins to ask me the super important question, like "where are the dry erase markers?"

@snmetz7, this is all kinds of wrong!  People don't want to talk while peeing, so why is it acceptable to talk to someone through a closed door while they are pumping.  No Just NO

secretsout

Why is it that when I'm 20 minutes late, my boss is here before me, but when I am on time she gets here almost 2 hours after me?

BluepointToasted

@PeanutButterFox‌ , good idea. We just had a bit of a shopping spree at the nike outlet a couple of weeks ago, so I'll have to think.
Also, I love Songza! I use it all the time. I believe there is a 90's rap playlist called "thug passion" that has been a fav...although it made for a couple awkward moments when people came into my office, lol

PeanutButterFox

PeanutButterFox said:

Does anyone use Songza? I just d/l it. It's kinda cool, it's basically a bunch of playlists categorized by mood, activity and genre. Currently I'm listening to a playlist called #BadBitchAlert. )

It keeps crashing though. Don't know if it's my phone or the app. 

PeanutButterFox

jsgrl613 said:

Why is it that when I'm 20 minutes late, my boss is here before me, but when I am on time she gets here almost 2 hours after me?

I have this same problem lol.

MrsT0514

Wow DH. You call me on your break to pick a fight about last night? Did you forget that you were the one saying the stupid ass passive aggressive comments to me? Which is why I left you in the kitchen to stew in your own disgruntled attitude and I went to bed.

So really, it doesnt count as an apology is you say sorry and then follow up with your 104378 reasons WHY you said what you said. Just no.

jorkz821

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

jesuisfatiguee

jorkz821 said:

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

I want to know if the "excuse me" thing was cleared up. 

myskyegirl

@mrst0514 and it's never an apology if "I'm sorry you took what I said wrong."  is anywhere in the "apology"   

MrsT0514

prncebride said:

@mrst0514 and it's never an apology if "I'm sorry you took what I said wrong."  is anywhere in the "apology"   

Right?? Idk wtf his problem is lately. Verbal diarrhea. He doesnt think before he speaks sometimes. And he's been playing the fucking pain olympics with me which irks me to no end. Yes, I get that you have to work outside in 90 degree weather (construction), I'm not denying that it must suck...but really bro, you get paid damn good money to do it. And it doesnt give you carte blanche to be a prick when you get home and you're tired.

jorkz821

jesuisfatiguee said:

jorkz821 said:

@justAphase‌ is your cute coworker working today?

I want to know if the "excuse me" thing was cleared up. 

EXACTLY. @justAphase‌

(Sorry to bug you on your break). :P

NarwhalBacon

@sundae13 that's actually the tutorial I'm using! Im using 2x6x6's so it will be 3'x6'

PeanutButterFox

Okay, hunger has overtaken laziness. Banana blueberry oatmeal, so good!

jesuisfatiguee

Cute Dad talked to me about some friend drama last night with his BFF, and I felt really honored. I wasn't pleased he was having a tough time with his friend, but it was really... exciting? ... interesting? ... something??? ... to see a different side to him. And then somehow I ended up telling him 5 million fucked up things about my childhood that I normally don't tell anyone, so that was, uh, interesting. 

/liveblogging again sry

LuckyDad

PeanutButterFox said:

I'm hungry, but I don't feel like getting up to make my oatmeal. I need a robot.

Me too! Where's my robot butler? Did the 80s lie to me?

secretsout

I really want Wendy's for lunch.

billybumbler

I'm so sorry @clairefraser. Big hugs

secretsout

details about the room @gotgingy?

myskyegirl

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy.  Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.  

LuckyDad

GotGingy said:

jsgrl613 said:

I really want Wendy's for lunch.

Ohhh... I haven't had Wendy's in for.ev.er.

There's one two blocks from our current place. So yeah. I get it often

myskyegirl

@lovethatdirtywater, I came in this morning at 8:30 and it was I think at 598, I WASN'T EVEN about to touch that hot mess.  LOL  

msdrdg

prncebride said:

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy.  Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.  

OMG!!  YES!! I don't care about the entire history of your order, just tell me what the fuck you want RIGHT NOW so I can transfer you and go back to what I was doing!

PeanutButterFox

msdrdg said:

prncebride said:

I'm a receptionist, but today I'm tired of being fake happy.  Just tell me who you're looking for or what project you're calling about and I'll transfer you, I don't want to know your life story.  

OMG!!  YES!! I don't care about the entire history of your order, just tell me what the fuck you want RIGHT NOW so I can transfer you and go back to what I was doing!

Preach! 

myskyegirl

@msdrdg, I think the worst is when someone calls in and says someone from your company called me but they didn't' leave a msg.  Srsly, I have no flucking clue who called you dude.  If you are working with us on a building project then you should know someone on the project, if you don't then it was a wrong # !

PeanutButterFox

"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours." - K Dot

fancynewbeesly

No accidents so far today. We pretty much have to RUN to the bathroom and stop everything. Reese has been telling me that she has to go, I don't even have to ask  

I call it a success so far!

[Deleted User]

I haven't read anything here yet. Hey everyone. I was going to finish the UO/FFFC but towards the end that shit started making me uncomfortable so I'm leaving it alone. I started work way early this morning. When I'm done I'm planning on binge watching Scrubs and napping.

PeanutButterFox

FUCK! I just got my period two days early and am completely without supplies. This is what I get for being too lazy to swith back from my vacation purse to my everyday purse. Shit!

pepperedmoth

For the third time in three weeks, I have had this conversation (or a variant) with a patient:

Patient: When are you due?
Me: No, I just had a baby at the end of March.
Patient: When are you going to lose that weight/haven't lost much, have you?
Me: That was incredibly rude.
Patient: *Glares at me as I owe THEM the apology*

I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE PEOPLE. THREE IN THREE WEEKS. I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLLL.

pepperedmoth

Omigosh, @ClaireFraser‌. I posted without reading first. So, so sorry for your loss.

jesuisfatiguee

pepperedmoth said:

For the third time in three weeks, I have had this conversation (or a variant) with a patient: Patient: When are you due? 

Me: No, I just had a baby at the end of March. 

Patient: When are you going to lose that weight/haven't lost much, have you? 

Me: That was incredibly rude. 

 Patient: *Glares at me as I owe THEM the apology* 

I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE PEOPLE. THREE IN THREE WEEKS. I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLLL.

Holy shit. I am so sorry!!!

jesuisfatiguee

jorkz821

@justAphase‌ is he trying to do sexy talk with a Julia Child quote? OMG. What is wrong with these dudes?

TheOtherJacobsons

Holls2011 said:

@justAphase  Is he somehow implying that he likes to um, choke the chicken before having the sexy time.... 

Well, he is 23...

PeanutButterFox

justAphase said:

@justAphase  Is he somehow implying that he likes to um, choke the chicken before having the sexy time.... 

Dude, I have no idea.

It seems to me he's asking your feelings on giving head. That's my interpretation.

PeanutButterFox

chicken = his penis

butter = your tongue/saliva

oven = obvious

Am I alone here?

secretsout

I had Wendy's for lunch.

It was disappointing.

TheOtherJacobsons

I don't know, I think about how buttering a chicken feels like buttering a baby would feel like. I am not sure I would be able to get passed that enough to think about sexy time and run with it. It already freaks me out.