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Re: TGIF drinking/randoms

  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Ok, so, this one time, I was making out with this dude… dry humping, heavy petting, all that… and it *felt* like he had a pretty petit peen. Like, really short. I wasn't planning on doing it with him, so I was like, whatever. Plus I really liked him, which was clouding my judgment.  (jk… kind of). 

    Anyway, I was going down south, and when I unzipped the pants and went for the goods, out popped this very normal-sized peen… with a rather angular bend in the middle of it. Dude had the head of his piece tucked under his meatballs while we were dry humping, which gave the illusion of a small peen. 

    Fucking weird. 

    #TMIsaturday



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    justAphase said:
    He tucked it...... On purpose? Or does it just naturally stay tucked?
    See, this is what I'm unsure of. I think it was more comfortably tucked underneath (instead of off to the side, like usual). It was really bent, so, that's what I'm guessing..? 



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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    I'm debating a screw driver

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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