TGIF drinking/randoms

LuckyDad

Man I'm pretty drunk. Like in a way that makes me too lazy to read.

jesuisfatiguee

Sorry pobre  Do you really really think it's broken?

jesuisfatiguee

mbenit4 said:

My box

My neck, my back.

shadypines

Thought I was leaning with all the glowing sticks!!!!! Glass 2 on deck & ID....

ShakeyJakey

If SO doesn't come home soon with alcohol I'm gunna Hulk smash his xbox.

The kids not home and he takes in as an opportunity to lolly gag (I love that word) at his friend's house. He's been working all week so I know he wants to relax but dude... I wanna see you too. 

shadypines

Really bump! Dup!

shadypines

LexiLupin said:

@klondikebar, have you discussed the creep the hell out of everyone part of the program yet?

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/243475923575598975/

Those scared me for a split second!

shadypines

Too many circles!!!!!! #delete

Monkeybabe

I just bashed my toes on my desk and am in pain. Probably not like @pobrecita, but dammit, it sucks.

klondikebar

Those are creepy @lexilupin.

klondikebar

Sorry about your toe @pobrecita. I missed what happened to it, but broken toes are the worst.

shadypines

mbenit4 said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

je+suis=fatiguee said:

mbenit4 said:

My box

My neck, my back.

my pu$$y and my crack

I remember they used to play that at MIDDLE SCHOOL dances.  WTF?  My kid is never leaving the house. 

WHAT?!!!!!

I was a grown ass woman grinding on someone's son when that came out!!!!!

#oldbitchoverherepussystillgood


Highschooler too! That was my iiisshhh #Catholicschoolgirl

credcat7

Ahhhhhh finally!
Dinner done, showered, drinking some old vine Zin ( what does that mean anyway?) And daddy daughter went on an adventure possibly to pick up a yard umbrella at Sears outlet.
I used his clippers to clean up my messy nethers and might finally break down and get my first ever girl wax

Oh and congrats and happy gestating @CrazyCornball‌ !

klondikebar

There's an unusually large number of bats flying around our backyard right now. Friday the 13th, full moon and now bats. I think I have a good chance of seeing an actual vampire tonight.

klondikebar

Ah the year that brought us Tubthumping. And you were in middle school in '98 @uconnhuskie007? omg I'm old.

jesuisfatiguee

oh. my. fuck. that song.

credcat7

They are home. Bump time over till she goes f down.

ShakeyJakey

uconnhuskie007 said:

I'm a young mom (to have a 6 year old)

(it's kind of a complex I have)

I'll have 6 year old at 30.

And no one wants to know how old I was in 98.

LuckyDad

WhoCanItBeNow said:

PrivacyWanted said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

"step back you're dancin' kinda close...I feel a little poke comin' thru"  <-- how was this the #1 song in 1998!?!?!?

It was very popular at frat parties in SW VA. ...not that I went to many of those

I'm amazed my school allowed that song to be played at dances. 

"Little poke" is exactly how every boy wants to be described.

credcat7

More wine but he brought home a hit fudge sundae

jesuisfatiguee

Are we going to talk about tiny penii again? Because Laura isn't here and jAp is elsewhere.

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klondikebar

WhoCanItBeNow said:

KlondikeBar said:

There's an unusually large number of bats flying around our backyard right now. Friday the 13th, full moon and now bats. I think I have a good chance of seeing an actual vampire tonight.

Ooo, I should go watch for one. What kills vampires? I should keep some of that handy.

I'm not confident in my ability to drive a stake through it's heart. Best bet is decapitation. I'm going to keep my chainsaw handy.

klondikebar

I was a younger mom at one time also @uconnhuskie007. Don't have a complex about it. You'll be wonderfully old one day too;)

ShakeyJakey

je+suis=fatiguee said:

Are we going to talk about tiny penii again? Because Laura isn't here and jAp is elsewhere.

I'm quite the penis expert myself

algalphys

Hey...haven't been on in a while, work has been ridiculous! I need all the drinks but probably won't have any cause I'm a single parent all weekend, DH is working nights.

Gah...I can't wait for holidays! Sadly they aren't until the end of July! Oh and the forecasted rain can FOAD!

ShakeyJakey

MermaidsMagic said:

ShakeyJakey said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

I'm a young mom (to have a 6 year old)

(it's kind of a complex I have)

I'll have 6 year old at 30.

And no one wants to know how old I was in 98.

I think we're the same age. You m8ght be younger than me. Im bad at mathing ages.




Me too. I turn 25 this year, to make it easy on you:)

credcat7

Kapaajoy said:

-------> not a young mom.

+1

ShakeyJakey

uconnhuskie007 said:

MermaidsMagic said:

ShakeyJakey said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

I'm a young mom (to have a 6 year old)

(it's kind of a complex I have)

I'll have 6 year old at 30.

And no one wants to know how old I was in 98.

I think we're the same age. You m8ght be younger than me. Im bad at mathing ages.

30 with a 6 year old right here too! 
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Okay I'm not 30 yet when I am my LO will be 6 though. I was 22 when I got pg. Young for the bump but not IRL, IMO.

ShakeyJakey

TheEmpireNeedsYou said:

ShakeyJakey said:

je+suis=fatiguee said:

Are we going to talk about tiny penii again? Because Laura isn't here and jAp is elsewhere.

I'm quite the penis expert myself

Ah, but are you team take pity on the tiny peens?

I remain with @mbenit4 here. If I want to bang a pinky I have two of my own. Pity hand job, maybe.

I have, yes. It was bad. Don't do it!!!! I should have known it was coming too.

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WhoCanItBeNow said:

KlondikeBar said:

There's an unusually large number of bats flying around our backyard right now. Friday the 13th, full moon and now bats. I think I have a good chance of seeing an actual vampire tonight.

Ooo, I should go watch for one. What kills vampires? I should keep some of that handy.

Bullets to the hear and head will slow it down. Fire will kill it for good. This is a conversation DH and I have a lot.

ShakeyJakey

But since that time I'm firmly team no pity fucks for small penis

ShakeyJakey

If giving you a bj is like sucking on a straw, I'm done. It doesn't have to be huge (though preferable) but it has to feel bigger than a hot dog. No offense if anyone out there like hot dog penis. Just not for my gine.

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ShakeyJakey said:

Are we going to talk about tiny penii again? Because Laura isn't here and jAp is elsewhere.

I'm quite the penis expert myself

I've been around a few in my day. I also see a lot at work. It's amazing how much penis there is in my life.

Monkeybabe

I was a baby having a baby by Portland standards, or old for having my first baby by my hometown standards.

ShakeyJakey

I got some Malibu black and it's pretty good but coconut will always vaguely taste like sunscreen to me.

klondikebar

tiny pole poll

ShakeyJakey

MermaidsMagic said:

ShakeyJakey said:

MermaidsMagic said:

ShakeyJakey said:

uconnhuskie007 said:

I'm a young mom (to have a 6 year old)

(it's kind of a complex I have)

I'll have 6 year old at 30.

And no one wants to know how old I was in 98.

I think we're the same age. You m8ght be younger than me. Im bad at mathing ages.

Me too. I turn 25 this year, to make it easy on you:)

Nope. Im older. Just turned 27.

Well you're not too old! SO is 28 and I always give him shit for it. But I have more grey hairs so he wins.

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I stopped having sex with someone once because I was angry at his penis. It was too small for any fun. It was big enough for me to feel it but not big enough to be satisfying. I mean really. He could have at least compensated with good oral. That would have been the polite thing to do.

If it's too big it's uncomfortable. It needs to be wide enough to fill you up but long enough to hit all the right spots.