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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Wow. That's extremely rude. My parents got married at 26 and had me at 32 and my brother at 35. They didn't get a lot of pressure for grand kids because there were already oops babies from their siblings. If I could have chosen I would have waited until closer to 30 but oh well! There are pros and cons of each from what I can see.

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Honestly only one penis has been too big. And not to sound like a total slut, but I am kind of an expert. Some take more work prior to insertion but only one has hurt so bad to be uncomfortable and make me stop.

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    That definitely sounds slutty huh?

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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    uconnhuskie007 said:

    While I agree with everything @guiltypleasures said, it makes me feel like there's a social double standard for "body" (genital) shaming.  


    Like, it would be totally fucked up for a dude to say "big pussies just don't do it for me.  they need to be tight enough that they squeeze my cock but not so tight that it's uncomfortable (which, really, no guy would ever say).
    No, because men are gross and should be glad we ever even have sex with them.




    Kind of kidding.

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    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    I get your point though. If there was a guy I really really liked I wouldn't stop liking him BC of that. But I also probably wouldn't bother getting to know you if I can cop a feel and I'm disappointed. I know myself too well to think I could ever have a relationship with someone that I didn't amazing sex with.

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    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    I've gotten a lot of "babies having babies" here in Portland. It kind of sucks, but I got used to people giving me shit for getting married at 22, as well. I guess it's technically baby having baby, since my H turned 35 the year Z was born.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I really want mbenny to explain exactly how to do a dick check. I mean, I'm pretty sure I know… but like, how do you work that into your other activities? 



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Also, from what I understand, some dudes care about labia size. (I guess?) 



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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    Labia size? Huh
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    It's okay @ShakeyJakey before H I got around. DH takes a big of work to get in because of width. When it's wide and really long it's nice for a while but uncomfortable in certain positions. Long and skinny is the worst. It's like having one of those giant pencils in your vag.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    How old are you @Monkeybabe‌?

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    Without you I'll never make it out alive
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Monkeybabe said:
    Labia size? Huh
    Roastbeef sandwich, yannowhatimean



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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    ShakeyJakey said:
    How old are you @Monkeybabe‌?
    I'm 25.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I don't know what a fit bit is, but that winky face tells me it was something good.



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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
    Size isn't everything a lot goes into how you use what you're working with. Some of the best sex I've ever had was with a guy who wasn't that big.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Monkeybabe said:


    ShakeyJakey said:

    How old are you @Monkeybabe‌?

    I'm 25.

    Me too! High five. I started watching Sherlock today! I thought of your siggy

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    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    MermaidsMagic said:

    I have been with an array of penis size and DH is right in the middle. Maybe its the love or whatevs but homie rocks it. Giant peen just rely on the fact they are huge.

    This is also true for the larger men.

    @mbenit4 you're missing penis talk

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    BunkinMama said:

    I'm 30 with a 6 year old, by the end of the summer we'll be 31 and 7 and M will be 2.

    Your girls are adorable. Didn't you say you guys were thinking about another?

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    I'm drunk but w ruined my buzz by cracker munching. Maybe I should just go to bed early
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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    LuckyDad said:
    I'm drunk but w ruined my buzz by cracker munching. Maybe I should just go to bed early
    :(



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    I feel like my buzz is wearing off, but I'm not interested in drinking more wine this close to sleep. 



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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    My ass is so sore from cardio today. I'm setting myself up with that but it's the truth.

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Should I walk downstairs for another drink? I'm lazy

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    Kapaajoy said:

    Oh. And I've had small peen and big peen. I feel like goldilocks. I need something just right.

    SO is average, but perfect length to hit the right spots...and knows what it takes to make me squeal.

    That's what really counts, right?

    Easily half of the equation

    Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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    J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    But it's far. I'll send SO

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    There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
    Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
    Without you I'll never make it out alive
    But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    ShakeyJakey said:
    But it's far. I'll send SO
    That's fair. I think..?



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    @Monkeybabe That's such a cute style. My whole head was that shade of purple once upon a time.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    LexiLupin said:
    I saw a really cute baby today. It made me want another for like...half an hour.
    DS being capable of doing more things by himself makes me want another sooner rather than later.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    guiltypleasures said:
    @Monkeybabe That's such a cute style. My whole head was that shade of purple once upon a time.
    I would just want the cut. The thought of dying my hair gives me major anxiety, lol.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    LexiLupin said:
    guiltypleasures said:
    @Monkeybabe That's such a cute style. My whole head was that shade of purple once upon a time.
    I would just want the cut. The thought of dying my hair gives me major anxiety, lol.
    Some day I want to dye my hair something crazy. Just to fuck with people. I suspect id enjoy it for a day then be over it.
    I'm absurdly attached to the color of my hair. Maybe I'll dye it blue when I'm old.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    LexiLupin said:
    I like my gingerness @monkeybabe- I think my morbid desire to dye it is from the number of times I've heard people tell me to never do so lol.
    People in Portland are always trying to get me to dye my hair. lol. Back home every gave me the "never dye it!" thing, though.
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  • MonkeybabeMonkeybabe member
    Clothes suck.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    Dick checks are important.

    I have a funny/TMI/maybe gross story I want to share about a failed dick check, but I will save it for a rainy day.



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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member
    justAphase said:
    Dick checks are important.

    I have a funny/TMI/maybe gross story I want to share about a failed dick check, but I will save it for a rainy day.
    How about in 35 minutes?
    CLEVER.



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