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TallMomma29 · June 2014

Matthew930 said:

OMG - i just totally lost my shit at this - i'm laughing so hard i'm crying...thank God my office door is closed. i can just see every FTM on this board calling their doctor for a c-section at this very moment...

It definitely crossed my mind ;-) I also recently found out that I can get an elective CS after 39 weeks even with my insurance. But hearing about the immediate skin-to-skin for 2+ hours that my hospital does as a standard practice yesterday made determined to try to push this baby out the old school way... even if it does mean hurricane-like destruction to my nether regions. I want that baby on my chest right away with no worries about putting all of my insides back together if possible! :-)

tourqeyes · June 2014

TallMomma29 said:

helloblueeyes said:
It's also apparently possible for the baby to rip your cervix on the way out.

My friend just had her second, and got her wish of a VBAC. Except he came out with his arm with his face and tore all through her cervix on the way out. There were A LOT of stitches.

Even worse? She over did it and ripped her stitches. So now it just has to heal up naturally because they can't get in to re-do them.

Your welcome for that horror story. It's been sitting on my mind for weeks.

Aaaaaand my lady parts are permanently clenched shut now. :-O

Yeah. Seriously, wtf?

ktotharista · June 2014

Anyone else feeling baby hiccups in their butts?!?

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lks18 · June 2014

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

TallMomma29 · June 2014

lks18 said:

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

I need to look into this! I've heard great things about seeing chiropractors during pregnancy in general (not just for the butt protection). I'm planning to officially be on maternity leave after tomorrow so hopefully I can swing some appointments!

bullybutt · June 2014

lks18 said:

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

Is that legal??

lks18 · June 2014

bullybutt said:

lks18 said:

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

Is that legal??

And that's just foreplay for when he uses a tiny rubber tipped jack hammer on my pubis. He should buy me dinner first.

Emilyfae · June 2014

ktotharista said:
Anyone else feeling baby hiccups in their butts?!?

I was just telling DH that baby hiccups make my butt vibrate.

mrscurlygurl · June 2014

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

Is that legal??

And that's just foreplay for when he uses a tiny rubber tipped jack hammer
on my pubis. He should buy
me dinner first.

MonkeyJD · June 2014

ktotharista said:
Anyone else feeling baby hiccups in their butts?!?

Yep. I had them last week. It was so weird!

TallMomma29 · June 2014

JamieSejkora said:

TallMomma29 said:

JamieSejkora said:

Oh crap, the final 2 episodes of Boy Meets World are rerunning on MTV right now. Here come the tears...

Have we talked about whether you plan on watching Girl Meets World? (I assume yes?) I will definitely be tuning in (June 27!!).

We haven't, but hell yeah I'm planning on watching Girl Meets World! I may have friends coming over for an afternoon of our favorite BMW episodes before the premiere airs. I'm so excited to see what it will be like! I just hope it doesn't disappoint.

Really hoping it doesn't disappoint here too!

earichar23 · June 2014

symphony4586 said:

SO is making fun of me because I was so hangry that my lunch consists of the first few things I could get my hands on in the kitchen... which in this case is spagetti-o's, goldfish crackers, and orange soda.... he says I eat like a 5 year old. I might go back for some string cheese too....

mmm spagetti-o's....

purpleXdandelion · June 2014

JamieSejkora said:

TallMomma29 said:

JamieSejkora said:

Oh crap, the final 2 episodes of Boy Meets World are rerunning on MTV right now. Here come the tears...

Have we talked about whether you plan on watching Girl Meets World? (I assume yes?) I will definitely be tuning in (June 27!!).

We haven't, but hell yeah I'm planning on watching Girl Meets World! I may have friends coming over for an afternoon of our favorite BMW episodes before the premiere airs. I'm so excited to see what it will be like! I just hope it doesn't disappoint.

*****
Hells ya to Girl Meets World! Great idea to have friends over. I am so freaking excited.

earichar23 · June 2014

Got 2 Sophies as gifts and debating whether or not to return one. It might be handy to have a spare if Adelinde likes it. Keep or return?

jensavicci · June 2014

Just came out of a deep all day sleep and I come back to butt hiccups and clenched vaginas. I'm kinda feeling like...

It's all very twilight zone

tourqeyes · June 2014

bullybutt said:

lks18 said:

TallMomma29 Have you been going to the chiropractor? I've been going to one who claims that by loosening up all the pelvic joints etc they'll open up more easily and the baby will have a less hampered path out. That includes making sure the coccyx is loosened up, which means he's practically fingering/adjusting my butthole once a week. Not super pleasant, but if it helps me avoid a broken ass I'll take it. Time will tell.

Is that legal??

Ahahahahaha

Myanswer true · June 2014

Too tired to put on clothes after my bath, so I'm laying here on the couch half wrapped in my towel. This has to be my finest pregnant moment.

ichamommy · June 2014

LiteraChick said:
I miss you guys. 1 more week of training and I'm done with work!

Seriously... I just got on the rando thread to call you out for disappearing lately! See how much I pay attention! Return soon lady!

mrscurlygurl · June 2014

earichar23 said:

Got 2 Sophies as gifts and debating whether or not to return one. It might be handy to have a spare if Adelinde likes it. Keep or return?

If you don't mind holding on to it for a while and think you can get money or something else down the rode if necessary, then hang on to it. It's impossible to know what kids will like...but if she becomes attached you could be right that having a spare would be nice.

purpleXdandelion · June 2014

I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.

mrscurlygurl · June 2014

Ugh...nst this morning showed lots of 20 second-ish contractions, so she checked my cervix. 1cm, but it's high and thick. I feel a bit crampy, so maybe that's the contractions? Stay in baby! Time to start mainlining the water.

zellatrix · June 2014

I have to stop wearing jeans. I think they are giving me restless legs.

mrscurlygurl · June 2014

Isn't it hot for jeans anyways @zarkarella‌???

zellatrix · June 2014

mrscurlygurl said:

Isn't it hot for jeans anyways @zarkarella‌???

Yes, but I am at work and only have a couple skirts that fit. Yoga pants are going to have to work from here on out.

ETA: I really want to drive home just to change clothes. I might do that closer to noon.

emeek · June 2014

Pajama jeans are the best maternity pants ever

jensavicci · June 2014

purpleXdandelion said:
I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.

I feel ya. Now that I'm on maternity leave, I'm home with YDS all day and he's been waking up lately around 5 am and stays up til about 11:30-12. I'm about ready to pass out.

jensavicci · June 2014

@mrscurlygurl‌

Tell that little girl to stay put!

katnipeverclean · June 2014

mrscurlygurl said:

Ugh...nst this morning showed lots of 20 second-ish contractions, so she checked my cervix. 1cm, but it's high and thick. I feel a bit crampy, so maybe that's the contractions? Stay in baby! Time to start mainlining the water.

@mrscurlygurl chug chug chug! Sending you calm down ute vibes.

purpleXdandelion · June 2014

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:
I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.
I feel ya. Now that I'm on maternity leave, I'm home with YDS all day and he's been waking up lately around 5 am and stays up til about 11:30-12. I'm about ready to pass out.

***
That's rough! How old is he? Thankfully DS sleeps 8:00-6:45ish. I need that time to myself!

beff12 · June 2014

@mrscurlygurl‌ no bueno! Tell your little girl to calm down...good luck!

jensavicci · June 2014

purpleXdandelion said:

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:
I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.
I feel ya. Now that I'm on maternity leave, I'm home with YDS all day and he's been waking up lately around 5 am and stays up til about 11:30-12. I'm about ready to pass out.
***
That's rough! How old is he? Thankfully DS sleeps 8:00-6:45ish. I need that time to myself!

I'm jealous! YDS is a little over 1 (15 months?) Since his middle of the night diaper accidents (and now that Mama's home all day) his schedule is thrown off. Ugh...let's switch places for a bit. Haha.

chrinikki1 · June 2014

3am insomnia gets me for the first time this morning. Although tired, I'm more concerned with the debilitating pain in my left hip that's preventing me from walking... WTF hip?

purpleXdandelion · June 2014

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:
I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.
I feel ya. Now that I'm on maternity leave, I'm home with YDS all day and he's been waking up lately around 5 am and stays up til about 11:30-12. I'm about ready to pass out.
***
That's rough! How old is he? Thankfully DS sleeps 8:00-6:45ish. I need that time to myself!

I'm jealous! YDS is a little over 1 (15 months?) Since his middle of the night diaper accidents (and now that Mama's home all day) his schedule is thrown off. Ugh...let's switch places for a bit. Haha.

***
I'm actually sad cuz up until a month ago (when he got his big boy bed), DS was a 6pm-7am sleeper. It was glorious. So this 2 hour later baloney has me slightly bummed

jensavicci · June 2014

purpleXdandelion said:

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:

jensavicci said:

purpleXdandelion said:
I'm so sleepy. DH and were up late watching Lost and my 5:45 alarm comes too soon.
I feel ya. Now that I'm on maternity leave, I'm home with YDS all day and he's been waking up lately around 5 am and stays up til about 11:30-12. I'm about ready to pass out.
***
That's rough! How old is he? Thankfully DS sleeps 8:00-6:45ish. I need that time to myself!

I'm jealous! YDS is a little over 1 (15 months?) Since his middle of the night diaper accidents (and now that Mama's home all day) his schedule is thrown off. Ugh...let's switch places for a bit. Haha.
***
I'm actually sad cuz up until a month ago (when he got his big boy bed), DS was a 6pm-7am sleeper. It was glorious. So this 2 hour later baloney has me slightly bummed

6pm?! How'd you get your DS to go to sleep at 6?! Omg what I wouldn't give for that sleep routine.the earliest mine would sleep is 7:30-8.

PregsMcSnoozalot · June 2014

HOLY SHRINKAGE!!!

Have you guys started washing baby's clothes yet?! I'm just wrapping up a laundry marathon and jeez, baby's newborm outfits came out of the dryer like HALF the size they were on the rack!

FYI, I guess.

CandC13 · June 2014

Ok so I know my midwife will have the final say but at what point are you considered full term? Some literature says 36 wks while others say 37 or even 38....When can I post the eviction sign on this little one?

PregsMcSnoozalot · June 2014

@CandC13 37 weeks is considered full term, but there's a big movement these days to not "evict" baby until 39 weeks at the earliest. It's best for baby

TallMomma29 · June 2014

PregsMcSnoozalot said:
@CandC13 37 weeks is considered full term, but there's a big movement these days to not "evict" baby until 39 weeks at the earliest. It's best for baby

This. I don't think any OBs will induce or do a c section before 39 weeks unless it is medically necessary (and likely insurance wouldn't pay for it either).

mrscurlygurl · June 2014

MSUDucks said:
@mrscurlygurl‌ tell baby to wait just a little longer! Although just a couple weeks left for you right?

I'll be 36 weeks on Sunday. I am NOT ready. Still crampy though and my lower back hurts

I need DS to actually take a nap today so I can too. He's been a bad napper this week.

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