Is it possible that my MP decided its gonna come out through my nose? I've got an obscene amount of mucus running down my nose and it's been happening all day.
We read so many books every night. We only have one tiny Richard Scarry board book but DS loves it so I'll have to get him more of those. He'll sit there by himself and read through it.
The going to bed book by Boynton is ok but for some reason it bothers me that they exercise after taking a bath and getting their pajamas on.
We read so many books every night. We only have one tiny Richard Scarry board book but DS loves it so I'll have to get him more of those. He'll sit there by himself and read through it.
The going to bed book by Boynton is ok but for some reason it bothers me that they exercise after taking a bath and getting their pajamas on.
The going to bed book drives me insane for this reason!
A girl on my Facebook page asked "how come nonobody is ever around when I'm horny?" I am going to keep her as my friend so I can see all the things people say to her.
I have seen this a couple times on my Facebook page recently too, I assume it must be a "game" of some sort? I have seen something about using boobs to get out of speeding tickets from a couple people too, both make and female.
This!! must be a game...
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
A girl on my Facebook page asked "how come nonobody is ever around when I'm horny?" I am going to keep her as my friend so I can see all the things people say to her.
I would reply
People are around, just no one likes a whore..
No disrespect to her, but she began hormones treatments to become a man at one point, but decided she wanted to stay a woman. I think people are genuinely confused about what she wants. Lol
I think SHE is genuinely confused about what she wants!!!
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
We need to come up with a unified response to these "labor???" drive-by threads like we all just post pictures of crystal balls or toilets or cake or clumsy animals or something and no text.
My boobs look really small in comparison to my belly, but they're actually gigantic. I should've taken a photo of them as a keep sake when they actually looked bigger than anything else, or a boob cast. Damn all the missed opportunities.
My boobs look really small in comparison to my belly, but they're actually gigantic. I should've taken a photo of them as a keep sake when they actually looked bigger than anything else, or a boob cast. Damn all the missed opportunities.
DH was just telling me yesterday how my boobs look like they are shrinking
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Even though they are larger than normal, I was looking at old pics on Facebook and couldn't help wishing I had my old cleavage. Things were so much firmer and perkier back in college :-/
My boobs look really small in comparison to my belly, but they're actually gigantic. I should've taken a photo of them as a keep sake when they actually looked bigger than anything else, or a boob cast. Damn all the missed opportunities.
DH was just telling me yesterday how my boobs look like they are shrinking
Pshh, when your milk comes in, he's going to lose his marbles. My H did, and so did I. Totes cray.
I should really be asleep right now. I gotta be up early tomorrow. My lack of sleep right now is a combination of wanting to witness the thousandth page, my bf not being here to snuggle me to sleep and pregsomnia.
DH is crabby tonight. He keeps snapping at me for no reason. Finally I had enough. "Go right a head and be crabby. Just don't take it out on me. I am tired and crabby too, jerk wad. However, I am almost 9 months pregnant, what is your excuse?"
He started to reply, then he thought better of it. Smart man, darling husband, smart man.
Is it bad that the only reason why I'd be upset if baby came right now is because my shower is next weekend? It's a sex reveal shower so I really want my sisters' efforts and investments to go to the shower they planned which includes pregnant me. Otherwise I'm sooooo over this whole pregnancy
Favorite color is green. I'm excited for my shower tomorrow! Right now I kind of feel ill though. I was washing dishes and kept having pain, gas I think, so now I'm sitting on the couch, but I feel slightly nauseated and sort of lightheaded. Ugh
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Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
Also, after two years of holding out we finally joined the wine club for our favorite winery in July. Found out I was pregnant in August. Waaa waaa.
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
There are so many randoms these days, I just can't even. Seriously, half or more of the labor/birth threads are nobodies. Staaahhhp.
Out of all the people who ask me about the babies 85% are men. Women rarely bring it up to me...
"Go right a head and be crabby. Just don't take it out on me. I am tired and crabby too, jerk wad. However, I am almost 9 months pregnant, what is your excuse?"
He started to reply, then he thought better of it.
Smart man, darling husband, smart man.
Baby Girl Born: April 2014
If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you:
So close to 1000!