April 2014 Moms

Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

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Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

  • I had an idea. What if you could get a post-epidural Brazilian. All the clean without the pain. That should be a thing.....

    That should definitely be a thing.
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  • I had an idea. What if you could get a post-epidural Brazilian. All the clean without the pain. That should be a thing.....
    That should definitely be a thing.
    I don't think it would work if you tore though. Bummer, because I like the idea!
  • I eat the delicious chili (with sour cream and a butt load of cheese, obv). 3 hours later, I start to feel like shit. 5 hours later I'm miserable. And yet for the 3rd day in a row, I had chili for lunch. Good thing that's the last of it in the fridge. But man is that shit delicious.
    Every night around 8:00 I tell myself that I can't eat anything else because my heartburn will be miserable in bed. Every night around 8:15 I pour a giant bowl of cereal/ice cream/other heartburn inducing food and then curse at myself as I lay propped up in bed not able to sleep. Every night.
  • Also, I think DS is officially adjusted to the big boy bed!

    I'm so jealous of how comfortable he looks
  • @colleenswerb I'm halfway through this celebratory chipotle bowl, and already starting to feel the burn. I'm not stopping. Enjoy your chili, lady. I'll commiserate with you later :)

    (And yes, I am celebrating being an adult about my blood draw.. They didn't give me a lollipop, so clearly other delicious options had to be considered)
  • My skin is so itchy and dry. Fantasizing about going to Costco, buying gallons worth of lotion and use it to fill up my tub. Then just lay in it. All day. 

    Try oil. That's the only thing that helps my dry skin. I put on lotion and then put on either cocoa butter oil or almond oil all over. It's greasy gross, but it helps SO much. I put it on right before I get out of the shower then wrap up in a towel to get some of the extra off before I put my pjs on.
  • My skin is so itchy and dry. Fantasizing about going to Costco, buying gallons worth of lotion and use it to fill up my tub. Then just lay in it. All day. 
    Try oil. That's the only thing that helps my dry skin. I put on lotion and then put on either cocoa butter oil or almond oil all over. It's greasy gross, but it helps SO much. I put it on right before I get out of the shower then wrap up in a towel to get some of the extra off before I put my pjs on.
    I'll have to try that! I put lotion on at night and sometimes in the mornings (when I can remember) but it doesn't seem to cut it. This weather has been brutal on my skin!
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  • the rodeo crispy chicken from burger king is quite good. i just smashed 2 of them. well deserved after my glucose 1 hr test. warning: bbq sauce feels like it will cause heartburn (good thing i took zantac already!)
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  • I'm glad I'm not the only one who imagines lying in a tub of lotion! It doesn't help that I live in the driest place on earth and it's winter

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  • Does the Secret Santa sticky still need to be posted? It's been bugging me, but I'm not sure if there's a reason why it's still there.
    Some people never got gifts and have been assigned angels. I don't want them to feel more left out than they do by not giving them a chance to post, plus the angels deserve to be thanked as they're getting nothing in return for their generosity.
    Got it. I haven't been following it so I wasn't sure. Thanks BIRL :)
  • snmetz7 said:

    The girl planning to wear a bridal gown to her shower makes me think of wysbaby

    This made me go back and finish reading it. You're absolutely right
  • My skin is so itchy and dry. Fantasizing about going to Costco, buying gallons worth of lotion and use it to fill up my tub. Then just lay in it. All day. 
    I say this for everything but coconut oil works awesome! 
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  • snmetz7 said:
    The girl planning to wear a bridal gown to her shower makes me think of wysbaby

    Yeah… that made me scratch my head a little bit. That's a bit too extravagant for my taste. 
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  • I eat the delicious chili (with sour cream and a butt load of cheese, obv). 3 hours later, I start to feel like shit. 5 hours later I'm miserable. And yet for the 3rd day in a row, I had chili for lunch. Good thing that's the last of it in the fridge. But man is that shit delicious.
    Every night around 8:00 I tell myself that I can't eat anything else because my heartburn will be miserable in bed. Every night around 8:15 I pour a giant bowl of cereal/ice cream/other heartburn inducing food and then curse at myself as I lay propped up in bed not able to sleep. Every night.
    I try so hard to not eat anything after 7:00 pm but I get so hungry.  Last night I didn't eat anything after 6:30, went to bed at 11:00 and still was miserable from the acid.  I thought I was getting it under control then it revs back up.  Ugh.
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  • I fucking hate that our guest bathroom is not working! My boyfriend is using our bathroom right now and I NEEEEED to pee. Fuck the dumb shit, that bathroom is being fixed ASAP.
  • Serenla said:
    That is one white dress! I think the jig is up though if you're already pregnant ;) I'm going to wear a slutty red dress so everyone knows how this baby got in here.
    I was planning on wearing one of these. Stretch marks, cottage cheese thighs, and all.
    image how about this? yes its white but I think t comes in ivory too :-P

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  • That's HOT!
  • Serenla said:
    That is one white dress! I think the jig is up though if you're already pregnant ;) I'm going to wear a slutty red dress so everyone knows how this baby got in here.
    I was planning on wearing one of these. Stretch marks, cottage cheese thighs, and all.
    Am I weird for wanting to buy one of these outfits? DH loves when I dress up and this might make him happy for a night :P 
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  • @serenla that's the one! get it NOW!
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  • Haha! This is toooo funny--I was seriously debating with my sister over whether or not we should invite my mom to my Minneapolis shower (even though she wants to host one in my hometown in Wisconsin a month after James is born). Now I see all these fabulous outfits and can't shake the image of my mom seeing me in these lol!!
  • I have had a 2 week window to take my GD test, so of course I put it off til the last day. I'm about to leave and decide to double check the lab address and I see they are only open til 3 on Wed! Crap. I thought they were open til 5! My bad. I guess I will be taking it a day late, I'm sure they will have no problems with this...


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  • I have GOT to stop eating all the genoa salami straight out of the packaging.
  • thomas930thomas930 member
    edited January 2014



    Does the Secret Santa sticky still need to be posted? It's been bugging me, but I'm not sure if there's a reason why it's still there.

    We probably don't need the board rules of etiquette either... our influx of newbies has certainly slowed and the people who really need to read it never will :p


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    I actually meant to un-sticky that one a while ago but I kept forgetting to...I'll do it later tonight :)
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  • All this reading on breast feeding that I am doing is making me MORE nervous. Before, I was blissfully unaware of all of the things that could go wrong and now I am freaking out with "what ifs?"

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