Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

deidremaria

mrscrcalli said:

deidremaria said:

mrscrcalli said:

ImnAtari said:

mrscrcalli said:

Feeling like crap for DH company dinner.. The dress wasn't this tight a month ago (

uh, you look hot.

Oh cause I'm just sitting upstairs crying I don't want to go down

Why??? You look great!!!

The dress is so tight it wasn't this tight before so I feel like its inappropriately tight like you can see everything

It doesn't look inappropriate. Do you feel comfortable? That's all that matters.

mrscrcalli

Mother fuck.. I don't feel comfortable but it's time to go so I'm going.. I wish I could just walk in with all my bumpies like an army I would feel like I have my posse.. All the skinny girls in tight dresses tonight would be scared of us!

JessieAlbin

mrscrcalli said:

Mother fuck.. I don't feel comfortable but it's time to go so I'm going.. I wish I could just walk in with all my bumpies like an army I would feel like I have my posse.. All the skinny girls in tight dresses tonight would be scared of us!

The world isn't ready for that scene. But the little video clip I have in my head of it made my night. You're adorable. Go on with your cute self.

pineconey

I want pizza and wine and sandwiches. NOW.

J&NL

I never thought to look on amazon for a dress! 

I have been nesting like a mother fucker these past few days. Today I went to target and got this box set to organize DDs room with. I spent about an hour in there throwing out old shit and putting things in boxes so they finally have a proper spot. I feel much better. Until tomorrow.. 

pannk

I saw a baby body part drag all the way across my tummy today

eireyes

@j&nl I have a recently developed love affair with Amazon. My mom has Prime, and I can piggyback my account on hers to get the free shipping.  Add that to the no tax, and I'm sold!

RocksInTheWater

pannk said:

I saw a baby body part drag all the way across my tummy today

That is so cool!  But kinda creepy too

thomas930

I need a new bra so bad but I refuse to spend $50+ on something I'll end up growing out of. Really, I just need a bigger cup, thats it, band size hasn't changed. Big boobs are expensive and suck! (

rockstarlaw

Right there with you @thomas930. I finally broke down and bought a $44 nursing bra yesterday figuring I could at least use that one longer.

BiggerinRealLife

thomas930 said:

I need a new bra so bad but I refuse to spend $50+ on something I'll end up growing out of. Really, I just need a bigger cup, thats it, band size hasn't changed. Big boobs are expensive and suck! (

With my mammoth boobs I haven't spent less than $50 on bras since high school. And I've only been this cup size for about four years. It sucks.

RocksInTheWater

Women should have bras and tampons provided for free for life.  

thomas930

Yeah, I usually spend more but I've seen my favorite brand on sale lately. What makes it hard is that my band size is not common at all. Pre pregnancy I was a 30H, my band still fits but I'm at least a cup size or two bigger. I'm probably going to have to have some regular bras converted into nursing bras because I've never seen a nursing bra come in a band size of 30 and a 32 is too big.

RocksInTheWater

AprilMay9 said:

This is like my third time on not on the app or mobile. It's a whole new world. So many pics of people I didn't know about!!! A whole new world!!! And damn my ticker is ugly.

I have to agree about your ticker  The baby at the end looks like an old man.

irisheyez7

My 5 year old niece is very sad right now because the bump says baby is no longer a rutabaga. It has magically evolved into an eggplant. She doesn't like the eggplant. And she likes the word rutabaga. She is seriously having none of this eggplant business.

SoulTermination

Been lurking on the Feb14 board, and thanks to a thread there I'm going to be sucking down hot chocolate all night.   :@)

Lindsay808

TLC has some weird ass shows. "Sex sent me to the ER" & "My teen is pregnant and so am I"

Where do they find these people?!

tamaraaaa

thomas930 said:

I need a new bra so bad but I refuse to spend $50+ on something I'll end up growing out of. Really, I just need a bigger cup, thats it, band size hasn't changed. Big boobs are expensive and suck! (

Motherhood has maternity bras for $20-$25 and they are the only ones I can deal with on a regular basis.  Look there!  Also, if you have a BBB near you, they carry them and they are often buy one get one 50% off.

Edit: Nevermindddddd, I'm late.  Just saw your other posts about off sizes and not being able to find them anywhere!

Eija3014

I really want cake, holy shit! How am I going to survive work for the next 4 hours?!?

fireflygirl12

mrscrcalli said:

Feeling like crap for DH company dinner.. The dress wasn't this tight a month ago (

What?! You're smoking hot!!

Mamamonzo

As I stuffed my face with carbs and Rolos DH says "uhh don't you have a GD test in the morning?" I'm doomed!

RocksInTheWater

Is anyone watching this David Blaine show on ABC?  He is such a freak.  I had to watch the last part with my eyes between my fingers.

mrscrcalli

So many belly rubs!!! I feel violated..

Also there's no cake :-/

J&NL

poru said:

Question. I am cleaning out all the clothes I saved from DS and getting rid of the more boyish stuff and keeping the more gender neutral stuff. I had to label all his clothes for daycare and for some reason, for the first year I put his full first and last name on the label. Should I be ripping these off before donating the clothes?

Eh, it's a donation. I doubt anyone is going to steal his his identity so i wouldn't worry.

cgoldian

DH is asleep on the couch snoring like crazy. I really should sneak off to bed and try to get a few hours of uninterrupted sleep without him but I'm not tired yet!

J&NL

I showed DH that I can do the weird belly thing Jelly posted a picture of earlier on the HDBD thread. His reaction was "what the ever living fuck is that?!?", proceded to poke it and then told me it grosses him out. LOL!

This is the man that tells me he wants to try my breast milk as creamer. I can't believe he got grossed out.

BiggerinRealLife

thomas930 said:

Yeah, I usually spend more but I've seen my favorite brand on sale lately. What makes it hard is that my band size is not common at all. Pre pregnancy I was a 30H, my band still fits but I'm at least a cup size or two bigger. I'm probably going to have to have some regular bras converted into nursing bras because I've never seen a nursing bra come in a band size of 30 and a 32 is too big.

You can DO that?? Get bras converted??? Mind. Blown.

Stace0616

@jbug88 Something in a Starbucks mug!!!!  LOL

I'm thinking cake tomorrow.  I'll probably be too nervous to eat breakfast anyway!

eireyes

kcp913 said:

BiggerinRealLife said:

Yeah, I usually spend more but I've seen my favorite brand on sale lately. What makes it hard is that my band size is not common at all. Pre pregnancy I was a 30H, my band still fits but I'm at least a cup size or two bigger. I'm probably going to have to have some regular bras converted into nursing bras because I've never seen a nursing bra come in a band size of 30 and a 32 is too big.

You can DO that?? Get bras converted??? Mind. Blown.

There's supposed to be a way to DIY, my sister sent me this article thing about it:

https://blogs.babycenter.com/tips_and_tricks/diy-the-uncrafty-moms-nursing-bra-conversion/

That is so awesome! I hate nursing bras since I feel like I have high beam titties ALL the time, and the nursing bras don't cover it!!! I PPH you even more now  :x

Emily041285

@poru not to be the negative person in this but actually stealing a child's identity is a very common thing. Often times it's stolen because the parents don't check a minor's credit score until college and people can get away with it longer.

We had an employee who stole a child's identity so he could pass as a legal citizen. No one knew until the kid was old enough to work. His parents filed taxes and discovered a return had already been filed with his ssn. And this happened in a state across the country.

I would at least cut the last name out.

thomas930

kcp913 said:

BiggerinRealLife said:

Yeah, I usually spend more but I've seen my favorite brand on sale lately. What makes it hard is that my band size is not common at all. Pre pregnancy I was a 30H, my band still fits but I'm at least a cup size or two bigger. I'm probably going to have to have some regular bras converted into nursing bras because I've never seen a nursing bra come in a band size of 30 and a 32 is too big.

You can DO that?? Get bras converted??? Mind. Blown.

There's supposed to be a way to DIY, my sister sent me this article thing about it:

https://blogs.babycenter.com/tips_and_tricks/diy-the-uncrafty-moms-nursing-bra-conversion/

Yeah, there are a few DIY tricks like this and I've also heard that some Nordstrom locations are able to as well for like $20.

SoulTermination

Packing, packing, packing... taping boxes... chugging hot chocolate... dealing with a pissy cat for dumping crap on "her" bed... uh, I can't lift most of these.  DH doesn't get home until about 2:30am.  Where am I going to sleep??  :-S

jennypenny1014

jellysparkles said:

katieharpiceland said:

fireflygirl12 said:

jellysparkles said:

We need an A14 culture pamphlet for that and things like

Cake is always acceptable.

Buttsex will get you buttpregnant.

Weight gain posts are great for getting people annoyed with you.

If you use all the fonts and all the colors, you may have the insanes.

Always make sure your diaper bag has room for a handgun.

Taking the Snoogle off the bed = universal sign for business time.

If you think there is something seriously wrong with you or the baby, you should obviously post an ZOMG thread on the Bump rather than calling your OB.

The best way to make a decision about circumcision is to post a thread about it. 

Consult a street magician, never a doctor, about vaccinations.

Oh, and don't forget, if you don't like the 100+ negative responses about your choice of baby name on the other three boards you've XP'd, it's always best to post it again on another board, but specifically request no negative comments.

jennypenny1014

J&NL said:

Eija3014 said:

For those of you who CAN post photos from mobile, do you all have iPhones? If you are not using an iPhone, what are you using (which phone/device and browser)? I think I'm sol on this one. I can't figure it out! ETA: OR do you have to post pictures through an app other than through the mobile site on your browser???

Under the box you write in, is there a link that says "attach a file" ?

My phone has this, but everytime I hit the damn button, nothing happens! It won't take me anywhere to choose a file. I'm on a Galaxy S3 w/Android 4.3.

BiggerinRealLife

jennypenny1014 said:

jellysparkles said:

katieharpiceland said:

fireflygirl12 said:

jellysparkles said:

We need an A14 culture pamphlet for that and things like

Cake is always acceptable.

Buttsex will get you buttpregnant.

Weight gain posts are great for getting people annoyed with you.

If you use all the fonts and all the colors, you may have the insanes.

Always make sure your diaper bag has room for a handgun.

Taking the Snoogle off the bed = universal sign for business time.

If you think there is something seriously wrong with you or the baby, you should obviously post an ZOMG thread on the Bump rather than calling your OB.

The best way to make a decision about circumcision is to post a thread about it. 

Consult a street magician, never a doctor, about vaccinations.


Oh, and don't forget, if you don't like the 100+ negative responses about your choice of baby name on the other three boards you've XP'd, it's always best to post it again on another board, but specifically request no negative comments.
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Adding: Let me vent about what a huuuuge douchebag I'm having a baby with to all y'all, but don't you tell me he sux he's my man and he's really great and NEVER acts this way uzually you just don't know him and don't know my lyyyyyyfe!

jennypenny1014

thomas930 said:

I need a new bra so bad but I refuse to spend $50+ on something I'll end up growing out of. Really, I just need a bigger cup, thats it, band size hasn't changed. Big boobs are expensive and suck! (

Welcome to my world. Every single day. Even when not pregnant.

I don't care what anyone says - having big tits blows goats.

RocksInTheWater

Oh, and don't forget, if you don't like the 100+ negative responses about your choice of baby name on the other three boards you've XP'd, it's always best to post it again on another board, but specifically request no negative comments.

--- Adding: Let me vent about what a huuuuge douchebag I'm having a baby with to all y'all, but don't you tell me he sux he's my man and he's really great and NEVER acts this way uzually you just don't know him and don't know my lyyyyyyfe!

Preach sister.  Those posts are annoying. 

jennypenny1014

AW ALERT: I finished the sweater a couple of hours ago. OMG SO EFFING ADORABLE. It's in a 6 months size...I love it so much I think I might make a summery variation of it with cap sleeves and light colors, as well as a NB size for her to wear home from the hospital. (Oh, and the flowers you see are buttons.)

BiggerinRealLife

Is anyone else seeing every avatar changed to a crappy Knot wedding ring?

mrscrcalli

I made it! Finally in PJs and I'm having a glass of wine.. Judge me!