GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
So I have a confession. I like to take things out of context on purpose because I think it's funny. I understand the actual context, I just like to pretend I don't - does that make sense? But I usually just giggle internally and never actually vocalize my nerdy hobby.
But I have two friends (they're brother and sister, actually) who can't hold a conversation without purposely taking one or more items of conversation out of context and making a big joke out of it. I find it really annoying. Does that make me a hypocrite?

No.

/gavel

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Alright, I have to come clean. I have eaten so terribly today. I've had probably five or six bowls of corn flakes (most of them back-to-back, in two different sittings), two servings of applesauce, and half a Kid's Cuisine. Where is the protein? Who knows. But the carbs are here in excess. Ugh.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:

ETA: It could probably be used frequently on the tri boards, though. And there are times when it could be appropriate on the April '13 board, just because there is occasional drama.

Truth.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
BlinkMe182:
Ok- I have to play some serious catch-up!!!

Boy, did you! Woo!
BlinkMe182:

Friday After work going to a good friends golden B-day party, Saturday another friends 30th birthday party
Would you believe I never even knew what a golden birthday was until about a week ago? Apparently this is some kind of common knowledge and I was totally out of the loop.

I just Googled it now.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

shanado:
Back from getting Soph's labs done. These lab techs and doctors never believe me when I warn them how freakishly strong and loud she is. Me: Um, she's pretty strong, you may want to get another nurse. Lab Guy: Oh, I'm not worried, we do this everyday. He touches her arm, she freaks and starts wailing. Lab Tech: Hang on, I'm going to get back up. Me: I warned you. Lab tech, 2 nurses and myself holding down my lunatic child. That was a blast.

Boooo When will you be getting the results, and what exactly are they looking for with those blood tests?

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
ljsmom11:
I
can't
keep
up.

Don't give up! It's mostly just bullsh!t! Just think of/quote something random and hop back in!

This!

I just started from the beginning and answered as I went along. Then 2 pages later, I realize my answer doesn't make sense or isn't really relevant anymore, but whatever!

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
S-Tuna:
NativeFloridian:
Rachey1082:
Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?
I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.
...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!
Now we need a pineapple gif!
I'm hoping NF posts one by the time I'm done catching up on this thread. lol
I never did find a relevant gif, but I did find this image, which seems somewhat appropriate. Just imagine a guy with a WTF face just out of the frame:

Ha! I can totally imagine DH being like "Ummm honey? What the heIl are you doing?"

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

Rachey1082:
I bought the puggle a fleece jacket. It's more practical than cute. He's much more comfortable now. Mama Ha, I couldn't put booties on my dog! He would freak! They hate stuff touching their feet. It sounds really cute though, and I agree, more practical than a fleece jacket. I tried to talk some sense into him, but he said booties are a no go.

Stubborn pug.

Either that or he knows that I have ZERO fashion sense anyways

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Alright, I have to come clean. I have eaten so terribly today. I've had probably five or six bowls of corn flakes (most of them back-to-back, in two different sittings), two servings of applesauce, and half a Kid's Cuisine. Where is the protein? Who knows. But the carbs are here in excess. Ugh.

I had McDonald's for lunch. I supersized the fries, too. Then I brought it to the office so there would be no evidence left at home.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON EPIC-NESS 2.0!!!

Woo-hoo!

And now I really have to pee.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
NativeFloridian:
Alright, I have to come clean. I have eaten so terribly today. I've had probably five or six bowls of corn flakes (most of them back-to-back, in two different sittings), two servings of applesauce, and half a Kid's Cuisine. Where is the protein? Who knows. But the carbs are here in excess. Ugh.
I had McDonald's for lunch. I supersized the fries, too. Then I brought it to the office so there would be no evidence left at home.

Leave no evidence! Haha.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON EPIC-NESS 2.0!!!
Woo-hoo!
And now I really have to pee.

I've enjoyed using these threads to see if I can find a GIF for everything. Thus far I think I've only failed once!

NotSharknado · January 2013

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
shanado:
Back from getting Soph's labs done. These lab techs and doctors never believe me when I warn them how freakishly strong and loud she is. Me: Um, she's pretty strong, you may want to get
another nurse. Lab Guy: Oh, I'm not
worried, we do this everyday. He
touches her arm, she freaks and starts
wailing. Lab Tech: Hang on, I'm going
to get back up. Me: I warned you. Lab
tech, 2 nurses and myself holding
down my lunatic child. That was a
blast.
Boooo When
will you be getting the results, and
what exactly are they looking for with
those blood tests? 

These tests are standard. At the 9 month checkup they test for lead, anemia and something else. First two times her blood clotted so this time we had to go to the hospital and have it done through the vein in her arm. Typically at 9 months they do foot prick. She had both, foot prick and finger prick. So, this time it should be fine.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Man, this no-sleep thing with DD2 is really killing me. First off, she's not 18 months yet so I am going to feel REALLY cheated if she starts that 18-month sleep regression crap early. Second, all of her sleep regressions seem to coincide with immunizations - though what the real correlation is, I couldn't tell you because it continues for days after the shots, and she shows no other physical symptoms aside from just being a beast to put to sleep.

She has screamed for every sleep time for the last 72+ hours. She either cries herself to sleep, because I am determined to be consistent, or she cries until she calms herself and then lies quietly awake in her crib until she hears someone moving around the house, at which point she screams bloody murder until someone goes and gets her.

NotSharknado · January 2013

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON EPICNESS 2.0!!!Woohoo!And now I really have to pee.nbsp;

You have quite the patience! I would have started and quit halfway through. I'm lazy.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

shanado:
Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:
I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON EPICNESS 2.0!!!Woohoo!And now I really have to pee.nbsp;
You have quite the patience! I would have started and quit halfway through. I'm lazy.

But you got drunk. That's gotta count for something.

NotSharknado · January 2013

Oh, btw, I'm the worst mother ever. I swore up and down that DD was 18 months today. Nope, 17 months. Wth is wrong with me???? My grandpa is the one who pointed it out to me. Funny part? I argued with him and came on TB to check my ticker. He of course laughed at me because, ya know, I could have just counted.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

shanado:
Oh, btw, I'm the worst mother ever. I swore up and down that DD was 18 months today. Nope, 17 months. Wth is wrong with me???? My grandpa is the one who pointed it out to me. Funny part? I argued with him and came on TB to check my ticker. He of course laughed at me because, ya know, I could have just counted.

lol, that's okay. I never really know how many months DD2 is until I take a moment to count.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I'm kind of stoked to find out that DD1's teacher wants her to participate in Accelerated Reader at her school. We're reading her first AR book right now, and even though I know there are lots of kids who are great readers, I'm having a proud-mommy moment knowing that she's in the group of kids who are ahead of the game.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
I just got caught up from late last night and today! NF, you've been busy! What do you do for work, anyways? Shanado, I hope everything for Sophia comes back good.

Without mentioning specifics (though you're a smart gal, you'll figure at least part of this out), I work for a company that has at-home agents who do work for other companies, depending on their skill set. I'm a pretty bang-up customer service rep, so I do CSR work through my company for a large toy and baby item retailer.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Alright, ladies, let's pick up the pace! I've got some stuff going on here at the home front so I can't hoar the thread at the moment, but I don't want to see it tuckering out now! Come one, let's get 'er done!

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

When Jay gets home we're taking the boys to the library to check out Charlotte's Web. Jay wants to start reading a chapter per night to Hank when they're getting ready for bed.

I think this is going to be stellar. I can't wait!!

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

I'm watching Big Bang Theory. Penny is taking shots with Leonard's mom. It makes me want to drink. Tequila. Then, I want to pass out. I want to wake up hangover-free.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?

Nope, you're thinking of someone else. I'm not sure what my identifying quality would be.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

alisap9:
NativeFloridian:
alisap9:
Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?
Nope, you're thinking of someone else. I'm not sure what my identifying quality would be.
Lol. Ok. I just can't put a face to you. Did you ever post in mommy and me Monday?

Er...can't recall. Maybe once, if ever. I'm a poop about participating in stuff.

NotSharknado · January 2013

I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

NotSharknado · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
alisap9:
Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?
Nope, you're thinking
of someone else.  I'm not sure
what my identifying quality would
be.

I know who you're thinking al, she had two SNs. It's at the tip of my tongue. She posted about not wanting to hang on this board anymore because she didn't feel like she "belonged" here anymore because since being single, she doesn't have much to contribute. Some may have taken her post differently than others. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

NotSharknado · January 2013

JaysonandKristin:
I'm watching Big Bang Theory. nbsp;Penny is taking shots with Leonard's mom. nbsp;It makes me want to drink. nbsp;Tequila. nbsp;Then, I want to pass out. nbsp;I want to wake up hangoverfree.nbsp;

I love those nerdy nerds.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

shanado:
NativeFloridian:
alisap9:
Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?
Nope, you're thinking of someone else. I'm not sure what my identifying quality would be.
I know who you're thinking al, she had two SNs. It's at the tip of my tongue. She posted about not wanting to hang on this board anymore because she didn't feel like she "belonged" here anymore because since being single, she doesn't have much to contribute. Some may have taken her post differently than others. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

Roselis and something else...

NativeFloridian · January 2013

shanado:
I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old. Whatever, I look the same. Add a few pounds.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
shanado:
I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!
It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old. Whatever, I look the same. Add a few pounds.

Merrr, probably not the best pic now that I think about it...no makeup. Aww.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Go easy on my undereye circles, y'all. That's all I ask!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

shanado:
NativeFloridian:
alisap9:
Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?
Nope, you're thinking of someone else. I'm not sure what my identifying quality would be.
I know who you're thinking al, she had two SNs. It's at the tip of my tongue. She posted about not wanting to hang on this board anymore because she didn't feel like she "belonged" here anymore because since being single, she doesn't have much to contribute. Some may have taken her post differently than others. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

Man, I guess I should pack my bags too, then. Hah.

NotSharknado · January 2013

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Native. You are hot!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

shanado:
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Native. You are hot!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I confess that looking at me-two-years-ago made me regret my six bowls of corn flakes even more. I want to be sexy again! I swear, once Little Man is done baking I am getting my damn body back!