GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

NativeFloridian

amywalt1684

Duffgurl:

ljsmom11:

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

lol both  

Lol, depends on the weather.

NativeFloridian

JaysonandKristin:

NativeFloridian:

amywalt1684:

NativeFloridian:

JaysonandKristin:

I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails...  There were no Marys...  There were no Hail Marys.  

There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding.  Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.  

Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed.  I changed into pajamas and went to bed.

It was an epic night.  I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just...  over.  I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning.  I feel like being a b!tch.  

I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today.  This oughta be interesting...  I'm not interested. 

Um.  What is this f'uckery?  I'd feel like being a b!tch too.  *grumble, grumble*

I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol

LOL, this is a bit of a common double-standard, isn't it?  I mean, women do have a lot more justifiable reasons to turn down sex than men do (periods, period.), and men do generally want it more often.  But still.  I know there are times when I've just been like, "I'm pissed off at you for being an insensitive jerk.  No sex for you."  Yet I get really pissed off when my own advances are rebuffed.

I think it's mostly because I'm under the general impression that men always want to have sex, though.  And the times I've been turned down have usually been in conjunction with video game playing and/or nerdy movie-watching.  Um, what?  You're turning me down so you can pretend to be Master Chief running around in a virtual playland with a bunch of spotty basement-dwellers?  F'uck you, then.  @sshole.

ETA: And then he'd better not even try to cozy up to me at 4 am, after he's turned off the PS3, and try to get a quickie when I'm trying to sleep.  Them's fightin' actions.

Jay has never been able to keep up with my sex drive.  Ever.  No contest.  Not even close.  Never.

Dayum!  Wish I had your drive, lol.  Er, wait.  Maybe not, if it means being turned down more often. 

NativeFloridian

amywalt1684:

Duffgurl:

ljsmom11:

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

lol both  

Lol, depends on the weather.

LOL, my favorite answer yet.

NativeFloridian

amywalt1684

JaysonandKristin:

NativeFloridian:

amywalt1684:

NativeFloridian:

JaysonandKristin:

I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails...  There were no Marys...  There were no Hail Marys.  

There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding.  Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.  

Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed.  I changed into pajamas and went to bed.

It was an epic night.  I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just...  over.  I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning.  I feel like being a b!tch.  

I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today.  This oughta be interesting...  I'm not interested. 

Um.  What is this f'uckery?  I'd feel like being a b!tch too.  *grumble, grumble*

I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol

LOL, this is a bit of a common double-standard, isn't it?  I mean, women do have a lot more justifiable reasons to turn down sex than men do (periods, period.), and men do generally want it more often.  But still.  I know there are times when I've just been like, "I'm pissed off at you for being an insensitive jerk.  No sex for you."  Yet I get really pissed off when my own advances are rebuffed.

I think it's mostly because I'm under the general impression that men always want to have sex, though.  And the times I've been turned down have usually been in conjunction with video game playing and/or nerdy movie-watching.  Um, what?  You're turning me down so you can pretend to be Master Chief running around in a virtual playland with a bunch of spotty basement-dwellers?  F'uck you, then.  @sshole.

ETA: And then he'd better not even try to cozy up to me at 4 am, after he's turned off the PS3, and try to get a quickie when I'm trying to sleep.  Them's fightin' actions.

Jay has never been able to keep up with my sex drive.  Ever.  No contest.  Not even close.  Never.

Lucky guy he is. I have a friend who is the same way and her DH NEVER wants it. She is crushed all the time.

NativeFloridian

NativeFloridian

amywalt1684:

JaysonandKristin:

NativeFloridian:

amywalt1684:

NativeFloridian:

JaysonandKristin:

I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails...  There were no Marys...  There were no Hail Marys.  

There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding.  Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.  

Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed.  I changed into pajamas and went to bed.

It was an epic night.  I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just...  over.  I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning.  I feel like being a b!tch.  

I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today.  This oughta be interesting...  I'm not interested. 

Um.  What is this f'uckery?  I'd feel like being a b!tch too.  *grumble, grumble*

I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol

LOL, this is a bit of a common double-standard, isn't it?  I mean, women do have a lot more justifiable reasons to turn down sex than men do (periods, period.), and men do generally want it more often.  But still.  I know there are times when I've just been like, "I'm pissed off at you for being an insensitive jerk.  No sex for you."  Yet I get really pissed off when my own advances are rebuffed.

I think it's mostly because I'm under the general impression that men always want to have sex, though.  And the times I've been turned down have usually been in conjunction with video game playing and/or nerdy movie-watching.  Um, what?  You're turning me down so you can pretend to be Master Chief running around in a virtual playland with a bunch of spotty basement-dwellers?  F'uck you, then.  @sshole.

ETA: And then he'd better not even try to cozy up to me at 4 am, after he's turned off the PS3, and try to get a quickie when I'm trying to sleep.  Them's fightin' actions.

Jay has never been able to keep up with my sex drive.  Ever.  No contest.  Not even close.  Never.

Lucky guy he is. I have a friend who is the same way and her DH NEVER wants it. She is crushed all the time.

That suuucks.

NativeFloridian

Here is a bouncy dog:

 

amywalt1684

STuna:

Randoms:1 DH's afro is HUGE right now. He hasn't had a hair cut in close to 6 months. He stopped wearing it in a fro and just lets it be naturally curly Think Arby's curly fries, lol. I can't wait to see it all "fro'd" out, and I hope he will do it soon.2 DS can make a kazoo work, play a harmonica, blow bubbles in his bath water, and almost whistle.nbsp;3 My brother and I are 11.5 months apart. We have many of the same thoughts at the same times. We say the exact same phrases to the same person at different times. We played Battleship against each other one day, and we set our ships up in the exact same spots.4 DH has a thick pad of sticky notes on his desk. I flipped through, and stopped about 75 of the way down to draw a stick figure picture of our family, lol. I wonder how long it will take for him to find it?nbsp;

Regarding number 2, that is pretty freaking amazing, I can barely whistle now. Maybe he will be very musically inclined? Trumpet player perhaps?

amywalt1684

shanado:

Duffgurl:

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

The one starting up in June will be the last.

What!?! How sad. We don't have Starz but we catch it on DVD, however we are 2 or 3 seasons behind now. I was hoping for a Dexter marathon someday.

NativeFloridian

I wish there were more practical situations in which to use this GIF:

But mostly I don't like to waste a good GIF on a situation like that.

NativeFloridian

NativeFloridian

So I have a confession.  I like to take things out of context on purpose because I think it's funny.  I understand the actual context, I just like to pretend I don't - does that make sense?  But I usually just giggle internally and never actually vocalize my nerdy hobby.

But I have two friends (they're brother and sister, actually) who can't hold a conversation without purposely taking one or more items of conversation out of context and making a big joke out of it.  I find it really annoying.  Does that make me a hypocrite?

JaysonandKristin

NativeFloridian:

I wish there were more practical situations in which to use this GIF:

But mostly I don't like to waste a good GIF on a situation like that.

Has there EVER been a thread on Aug 11 where this would've been appropriate because I'm coming up with NUTHIN'!!  We barf rainbows and *** Skittles around here...  (not that I'm complaining) 

JaysonandKristin

I'm on a downward shame spiral, so I'm eating rice Chex with chocolate almond milk...  I'm gonna hate myself later.

NativeFloridian

JaysonandKristin:

NativeFloridian:

I wish there were more practical situations in which to use this GIF:

But mostly I don't like to waste a good GIF on a situation like that.

Has there EVER been a thread on Aug 11 where this would've been appropriate because I'm coming up with NUTHIN'!!  We barf rainbows and *** Skittles around here...  (not that I'm complaining) 

I don't think so, honestly.  At least, not since the board became just us regulars.  Maybe back when we all got our BFPs and the board a sh!tload of daily lurkers/posters.  But since we all had our kids?  Nahp.  Don't think so.

ETA: It could probably be used frequently on the tri boards, though.  And there are times when it could be appropriate on the April '13 board, just because there is occasional drama.

NativeFloridian

BlinkMe182:

Ok- I have to play some serious catch-up!!!

Boy, did you!  Woo!

BlinkMe182:

Friday After work going to a good friends golden B-day party, Saturday another friends 30th birthday party

Would you believe I never even knew what a golden birthday was until about a week ago?  Apparently this is some kind of common knowledge and I was totally out of the loop.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite drink?

Apple cider. Yummmmmmmm! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite actor?

Hmmm... I don't have one. 

I think the last time I had a favourite actor was when I was in High School and I had a huge crush on Matt Dillon. 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite actress?

Same as above. Well, the part about not having one.  Not the Matt Dillon part. I think if I had to pick one, though, I would probably go with Anne Hathaway (even though I have no idea how she actually spells her name). I liked her in every movie I saw of her and she looks so approachable. I know, looks can be deceiving, but I gotta base my choice on SOMETHING, right?

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite book/movie/TV/cartoon character of all time?

I'm gonna go with Dariah. I don't believe this choice really needs any explanation. 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite place you've visited?

Favourite as in "I could see myself living there": It's a tie between Halifax and Boston.

Favourite as in "Forget about the rest of the world": Cuba. Now I realize those resorts are in no way representative of the way the Cuban actually live, but still. The white sandy beaches, the turquoise ocean, the sun, the not-a-care-in-the-world feeling... *sigh*

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Place you'd visit in a heartbeat if money were no issue?

Gah there are so many! Ancient Roman / Greek mythology, so some sort of mythology circuit would definitely be on my list! 

NativeFloridian

Hey-o!  Somebody picked up my one-hour shift for today, so I am actually cleaning up like a responsible person, knowing there won't be a one-hour interruption in my groove.  Funny how that works.

Now I just need to orchestrate that trip to the store, and I think I may be able to call today a productive day!

MMHa - I don't blame you for using apparent approachability as your excuse to like an actor or actress.  I always think to myself, "Man, what if this actor I'm so gaga over was a total d!ck to me in real life?"  I have to admit I'd be a little crushed.

NotSharknado

Back from getting Soph's labs done. These lab techs and doctors never believe me when I warn them how freakishly strong and loud she is. Me: Um, she's pretty strong, you may want to get another nurse. Lab Guy: Oh, I'm not worried, we do this everyday. He touches her arm, she freaks and starts wailing. Lab Tech: Hang on, I'm going to get back up. Me: I warned you. Lab tech, 2 nurses and myself holding down my lunatic child. That was a blast.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Depends. I would start by covering the basics: buy a house (make that our dream house depending on how much we win) and furnish it. I would also pay off debt (car loans, mostly).

Then, depending what's left, I may or may not quit my job, hire a maid, hire a personal trainer, get a boob job, take the kids to Disney (well, I won't wait for the lottery for that one!)...

If it were a significant amount of money, I think I would give a certain amount to my immediate family (including DH's of course), and charity, of course.

Also, am I the only one who feels like "Charity" is the ultimate lottery winner cliche the same way "World Peace" is the ultimate beauty pageant cliche?

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Would you walk 500 miles, and would you walk 500 more to be the one who walked 1000 miles to fall down at someone's door?

Depends on whose door  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite book(s)?

Happiness 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Favorite show(s)?

I like so many! Some of my faves are Dragons' Den, BBT, and Glee.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

NativeFloridian:

Favorite actor?

I think we all know the answer to this question by now.

Do we?  

NativeFloridian

shanado:

Back from getting Soph's labs done. These lab techs and doctors never believe me when I warn them how freakishly strong and loud she is. Me: Um, she's pretty strong, you may want to get another nurse. Lab Guy: Oh, I'm not worried, we do this everyday. He touches her arm, she freaks and starts wailing. Lab Tech: Hang on, I'm going to get back up. Me: I warned you. Lab tech, 2 nurses and myself holding down my lunatic child. That was a blast.

Holy frick.  You're a saint.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Shiit myself and the cry like a baby.

Oh yeah. Realistically, that's probably what I'd do, too. Then I'd do all those other things I said I'd do a couple replies back 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

That gif is just too much for me. I think I may barf.  

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

NativeFloridian:

Favorite actor?

I think we all know the answer to this question by now.

Do we?  

I'll say it agaaaaaaain every chance I get!

Benedict HolyCheekbones Cumberbatch.

Mr. Cumberbatch, sir, my bedroom's that way.  Please and thank you.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Duffgurl:

Ok ladies raunchy question Spit or Swallow?

Swallow. I hate keeping that stuff in my mouth and swallowing it is faster than looking for a place to spit it out. 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

JaysonandKristin:

Jay and I are throwing up a Hail Mary tonight.  Supposedly, I O'd on Sunday, but it's only Tuesday, right!?

soooooo, how'd last night go? 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Also, am I the only one who feels like "Charity" is the ultimate lottery winner cliche the same way "World Peace" is the ultimate beauty pageant cliche?

No, I'm aware of the cliche.  I just think that if I won the lottery and didn't donate I'd be a huge poop.  Mostly because there are a lot of causes that I "support" as in, I agree with them and wish them the best because I am too poor to donate, and if I had actual, real, available money to give and didn't then I'd officially be a total douchecanoe.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

GOOD not food... Duh auto correct, duh.

I lol'ed at "food chance" 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

How old are you native?

24.  Wait, 25?  No, 25 next month.  God, I'm not old enough to start forgetting my age!

You so young. You baby. I jealous.

*sigh* I know, right?