GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I bet your H told you that  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

How old are you native?

24.  Wait, 25?  No, 25 next month.  God, I'm not old enough to start forgetting my age!

You so young. You baby. I jealous.

Btw, in my mind, I said this with a Chinese accent.

That's how I read it, too, lol.

Being young is one thing.  But try being young already and then looking younger than you are.  On occasion (when I'm not obviously pregnant) I'll divulge to new acquaintances that I've got children and they kind of do this:

"How OLD are you?!"

"Ah, 24."

"My GOD, you don't look a day over 16, I swear!"

 

Just rub it in, why dontcha 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I hate my uterus.

Whyyyyy?

It's being a real biitch right now. My cramps are horrendous.

I'd kick your ute but I have a feeling that might not help a thing. Sowwy

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

 

I try to make it seem really sexy, but actually this is the real reason.  Guys just seem to think it's the best thing ever, so it's automatic sexy betch status if you happen to be the swallowing type.  Whatevs.

I know. I mean, I'm the girl who doesn't eat raw oysters, sushi, or even smoked salmon because the gooey feeling makes me gag. 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

How old are you native?

24.  Wait, 25?  No, 25 next month.  God, I'm not old enough to start forgetting my age!

You so young. You baby. I jealous.

Btw, in my mind, I said this with a Chinese accent.

That's how I read it, too, lol.

Being young is one thing.  But try being young already and then looking younger than you are.  On occasion (when I'm not obviously pregnant) I'll divulge to new acquaintances that I've got children and they kind of do this:

"How OLD are you?!"

"Ah, 24."

"My GOD, you don't look a day over 16, I swear!"

 

Just rub it in, why dontcha 

Hahahaha, sorry.  I was trying to convey how annoying it is.  It's a bit difficult to be taken seriously, honestly.  Not cool.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Here are some turtles with lightsabers:

How do you even THINK to look for this sh!t? You are my GIF hero. 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Here are some turtles with lightsabers:

How do you even THINK to look for this sh!t? You are my GIF hero. 

 

ljsmom11

I

can't

keep

up.

 

NativeFloridian

When I'm sitting at a restaurant with my mom and she wants to gossip about the appearance of someone behind me.  She's like, "Psst.  Don't be obvious, but look at that person who just walked in."

And I'm like,

NativeFloridian

ljsmom11:

I

can't

keep

up.

 

Don't give up!  It's mostly just bullsh!t!  Just think of/quote something random and hop back in!

NativeFloridian

This looks fun:

 

NativeFloridian

When someone is trying to give me a massage and really they're just hurting me, I'm like:

NativeFloridian

When I see corn flakes, lately:

 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

ljsmom11:

Screw Dance Moms, going to jump dh.

Uhm, do you guys do it sicks on or socks off? 

Off. It's kind of a running joke between DH and I, too. Like he'll just lay there in his best sexy pose with nothing but his socks on and ask me "Do I turn you on baby?". 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

Duffgurl:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

I am telling ya pineapples lol 

I'm confused. Do you have a pineapple waiting for when you're finished? Or do you make your dude a ton of pineapples then his goo tastes pineappley? If you have a pineapple waiting, do you eat it super fast? Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple? As in, "please excuse my breaks in pleasuring you, I need a bite of pineapple. Your giz tastes like sardines and baloney made a baby that has the texture of snot". Too far???

Dear Rachey. I PPH you. The end.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Duffgurl:

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though. Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

Aww put the sweater on.

Go ahead. Do it. But be warned that I snicker every time I see an animal wearing a sweater. Booties I can understand though. Around these parts, they put so much crap in the streets to melt the snow an dice away, I wouldn't touch it with my bare hands - so I wouldn't want my fur baby to trudge bare paws in it either. But a sweater? Sorry, but that gives me the lolsies. 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

MrsSkull1107:

My dog farted and now our living room smells like rotten kibble.

It's awful. I think my eyes almost started watering. 

Eeeewww. We used to have a dog at my parents'. The dog would be sleeping on the couch next to us, then would suddenly wake up and take off. THEN the smell would hit us. As in, the dog couldn't stand the stench of his own farts.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though. Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

As much as I try to act all tough like I can totally handle the cold...I really can't.  I'm a native Floridian with Puerto Rican blood running through my veins.  I shiver at 65 degrees F.  I do not envy those of you who are living in colder regions!

 Liam asks every single day when he can wear shorts. This winter has been brutal. Y

When I ask DD1 what she wants to wear to daycare, she says "a swim suit". Sorry kiddo, not happening.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Even though what the hell kind of prince spends an entire enchanted evening with a girl who's not even wearing a mask and can't get his lazy @ss up off the royal couch and go with the grand duke to find that chick?  Because I find it highly unlikely that only one girl would fit into that stupid glass slipper, and the prince could easily look the wrong girls in the face and be like, "Nah, ain't her."

Thanks, you just ruined Cinderella for me. lol 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

S-Tuna:

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

Now we need a pineapple gif! 

I'm hoping NF posts one by the time I'm done catching up on this thread. lol 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Even though what the hell kind of prince spends an entire enchanted evening with a girl who's not even wearing a mask and can't get his lazy @ss up off the royal couch and go with the grand duke to find that chick?  Because I find it highly unlikely that only one girl would fit into that stupid glass slipper, and the prince could easily look the wrong girls in the face and be like, "Nah, ain't her."

Thanks, you just ruined Cinderella for me. lol 

Hahaha, sorry!

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

S-Tuna:

Randoms:

1) DH's afro is HUGE right now. He hasn't had a hair cut in close to 6 months. He stopped wearing it in a fro and just lets it be naturally curly (Think Arby's curly fries, lol). I can't wait to see it all "fro'd" out, and I hope he will do it soon.

2) DS can make a kazoo work, play a harmonica, blow bubbles in his bath water, and almost whistle. 

3) My brother and I are 11.5 months apart. We have many of the same thoughts at the same times. We say the exact same phrases to the same person at different times. We played Battleship against each other one day, and we set our ships up in the exact same spots.

4) DH has a thick pad of sticky notes on his desk. I flipped through, and stopped about 75% of the way down to draw a stick figure picture of our family, lol. I wonder how long it will take for him to find it?

 

1) Clearly I'm clueless when it comes to afros, because I totally thought those just happened naturally. Like, you just cut the hair the same length all around and BAM! Afro.

2) I want to see Ian play the kazoo!

3) That is freakishly cool. My brother and I are super in synch only when it comes to doing/saying something stupid, like belching at Sunday dinner, much to my mom's dismay. 

4) That is so cute. You think he'll notice soon? 

 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

S-Tuna:

NativeFloridian:

S-Tuna:

MrsSkull1107:

NativeFloridian, find a spongebob gif. He lived in a pineapple!!!!

 

Ohhhh, or a picture of a pineapple upside-down cake. Yum! 

Bam.

Yum!

It kind of looks like it needs to be motor-boated...

And now it's only a question of time until someone brings up American Pie  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

NativeFloridian:

MrsSkull1107:

NativeFloridian, find a spongebob gif. He lived in a pineapple!!!!

Hah, alright.  Here we go:

 

SpongeBob has skills lol

LOL

Oh, god, gross!  Now all I can think about is Spongebob using his skills!  It burns!

eeeww 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Duffgurl:

Hahaha. I have to say sometimes I think SpongeBob is not for kids. The humor is more for adults at times.

I agree.

Each class in DD1's DC has a theme, and DD1's class's is Spongebob. I didn't really know the cartoon, but saw a DVD for $5 at Walmart, so I picked it up for her. Then we watched it. I was like WTF that show is NOT meant for little kids. Buuuuut she really likes it and it's not all that inappropriate I guess, so I let her watch it. But if I could go back in time? Yeah, Spongebob would have stayed on the shelf

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

::puts shirt back on::

All right, I can't just ignore this thread, so Imma play for a little bit.

::goes back to page 1:: 

 

::feeling the love:: 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone wearing right now?

Polar fleece pj bottoms, a bathrobe, and I have a towel wrapped around my head. SEX-AY! 

Totes.  Bedroom's that way.  Bow chicka wow-wow!

It was the towel, wasn't it. 'cause that's totally how I get DH to bed.  

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

S-Tuna:

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

Now we need a pineapple gif! 

I'm hoping NF posts one by the time I'm done catching up on this thread. lol 

I never did find a relevant gif, but I did find this image, which seems somewhat appropriate.  Just imagine a guy with a WTF face just out of the frame:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

eatmorecupcakes:

Made it through my first day alone with 2u2 and we even went to Target.  Bonus?  Everyone is still alive.  Booyah - that's how I measure success from here on out!

YOU SURVIVED!!111!!  

Rachey1082

I bought the puggle a fleece jacket. It's more practical than cute. He's much more comfortable now.

Mama Ha, I couldn't put booties on my dog! He would freak! They hate stuff touching their feet. It sounds really cute though, and I agree, more practical than a fleece jacket. I tried to talk some sense into him, but he said booties are a no go.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

We can chat like pals, and we talk almost every day about something or another for at least a few minutes.  I'm glad we're not at each others' throats and mudslinging about the kids, at least.

::likes:: 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Kimbus22:

I'm sad everyone is sleeping.  Like always.

::sad face::

 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

What's everyone wearing right now?

Polar fleece pj bottoms, a bathrobe, and I have a towel wrapped around my head. SEX-AY! 

Totes.  Bedroom's that way.  Bow chicka wow-wow!

It was the towel, wasn't it. 'cause that's totally how I get DH to bed.  

Mm.  Dat towel.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Now she's worried about her pants legs being rolled just so.

Could be worse. At least she doesn't have to worry about give birth in her pants leg.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Well, she got to school on time, lol.

::high fives NF::

You rock! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

I feel like creating a baby registry.  My best friend is insisting she is GOING to throw me a shower, but I don't think anyone is going to show, honestly.  But I would like to have a registry put together so I can keep track of what I want to buy.  Is that weird?

Not weird.

I've thought about creating one, but I would have like 5 things on it:

- An electronic snot sucker
- Wash cloths
- Hooded towel
- A new diaper backpack because mine is giving out
- Something or other that I can't remember at the moment 

And now that would be the lamest registry ever. 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Now she's worried about her pants legs being rolled just so.

Could be worse. At least she doesn't have to worry about give birth in her pants leg.

HA.

Oh, man.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

I know I kind of did this last time, but I'm taking it a step further this time.  Because I can.  And because I'm the only one on right now, apparently, lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woo!  That was fun. 

Is it me, or did it just get really hot in here? 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

JaysonandKristin:

I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails...  There were no Marys...  There were no Hail Marys.  

There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding.  Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.  

Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed.  I changed into pajamas and went to bed.

It was an epic night.  I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just...  over.  I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning.  I feel like being a b!tch.  

Oh man, that is no bueno. I'd totally feel like being a b!tch, too  

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Well, she got to school on time, lol.

::high fives NF::

You rock!