GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

NativeFloridian

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

NativeFloridian

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Alright, I have to come clean.  I have eaten so terribly today.  I've had probably five or six bowls of corn flakes (most of them back-to-back, in two different sittings), two servings of applesauce, and half a Kid's Cuisine.  Where is the protein?  Who knows.  But the carbs are here in excess.  Ugh.

I had McDonald's for lunch. I supersized the fries, too. Then I brought it to the office so there would be no evidence left at home. 

Leave no evidence!  Haha.

 

I got home to DD2 playing with a McD's wrapper. I tried to play it cool "Hey where'd that come from?" but DH wasn't fooled "That came from your lunch". Oops.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

shanado:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

I'M ALL CAUGHT UP ON EPICNESS 2.0!!!Woohoo!And now I really have to pee.nbsp;

You have quite the patience! I would have started and quit halfway through. I'm lazy.

But you got drunk. That's gotta count for something.

Shiiit! I thought you were Mrs Skull. Sorry.  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

Oh, btw, I'm the worst mother ever. I swore up and down that DD was 18 months today. Nope, 17 months. Wth is wrong with me???? My grandpa is the one who pointed it out to me. Funny part? I argued with him and came on TB to check my ticker. He of course laughed at me because, ya know, I could have just counted.

lol, that's okay.  I never really know how many months DD2 is until I take a moment to count.

I know the feeling. Heck I have to look at my ticker to know how far along I am. Actually, I have a weekly reminder in my outlook calendar letting me know what week I'm at. 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

I'm kind of stoked to find out that DD1's teacher wants her to participate in Accelerated Reader at her school.  We're reading her first AR book right now, and even though I know there are lots of kids who are great readers, I'm having a proud-mommy moment knowing that she's in the group of kids who are ahead of the game.

That is brag-worthy for sure!  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

Ohhhhhhh, good to know. I think I know what most of the regs here look like. I'm lost on you. We're you the gal that was into renaissance fairs and stuff?

Nope, you're thinking of someone else.  I'm not sure what my identifying quality would be.

I know who you're thinking al, she had two SNs. It's at the tip of my tongue. She posted about not wanting to hang on this board anymore because she didn't feel like she "belonged" here anymore because since being single, she doesn't have much to contribute. Some may have taken her post differently than others. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

That was Roselis. Can't remember what her old SN was though 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old.  Whatever, I look the same.  Add a few pounds.

you so purdy! You need to show yourself more! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Man, I guess I should pack my bags too, then.  Hah.

Don't you dare! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Best phrase ever invented:

 

This one made me giggle 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Well, I'm not doing much else, but I am doing laundry.  I put DD2's blocks out for her earlier and she decided swiping her arms back and forth through them was fun, so now there are blocks ALL OVER the living room floor and under the couches.  Man, I do not want to bend down to pick up all those blocks, lol.  She also pulled some books off the bookshelf.  Botheration!

I wish I were rid of this hip pain.  =(

The girls spilled their blocks all over and I thought "Whatever, they'll just play with them again later". Then I got up this morning and one of the cats had puked all over them. Awesome.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

I wish I would win the lottery.

I guess it would help if I played it.

I just hate wasting my precious dollars on it knowing how unlikely it is I would win.

You just reminded me I need to bring in $5 for our office lotto group. I doubt we'll ever win, but I sure as hell don,t want to be the one left behind if we do! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

This dance party is awesome! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

This dance party is awesome! 

Any dance party where someone is wearing a sweater like that has got to be awesome.  Just saying.

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Well, I'm not doing much else, but I am doing laundry.  I put DD2's blocks out for her earlier and she decided swiping her arms back and forth through them was fun, so now there are blocks ALL OVER the living room floor and under the couches.  Man, I do not want to bend down to pick up all those blocks, lol.  She also pulled some books off the bookshelf.  Botheration!

I wish I were rid of this hip pain.  =(

The girls spilled their blocks all over and I thought "Whatever, they'll just play with them again later". Then I got up this morning and one of the cats had puked all over them. Awesome.

Freaking GROSS.  The one thing that I legitimately hate about cats, aside from the fact that they don't fcuking listen, is that they randomly puke in the most inconvenient places!  ARGH.

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old.  Whatever, I look the same.  Add a few pounds.

you so purdy! You need to show yourself more! 

 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old.  Whatever, I look the same.  Add a few pounds.

you so purdy! You need to show yourself more! 

 

If that was you, then I might say you need to showER yourself more. He He I'm so funny! 

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

I think I remember what you look like NF, did you have pink hair at one time? Idk, but I'm sure I recall what you look like. I say you post a pic, like meow!

It was red!

I can't be bothered to find a more recent pic (I could flip through FB but I'm lazy right now), so here's one that's, like, two years old.  Whatever, I look the same.  Add a few pounds.

you so purdy! You need to show yourself more! 

 

If that was you, then I might say you need to showER yourself more. He He I'm so funny! 

HAH.

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

 

Rachey1082

Wow, I feel like I've missed so much. And since my computer is down its going to be nearly impossible to read all of these pages. Sad.

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

Wow, I feel like I've missed so much. And since my computer is down its going to be nearly impossible to read all of these pages. Sad.

Just start replying with random shizz.  It will work.

Rachey1082

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Wow, I feel like I've missed so much. And since my computer is down its going to be nearly impossible to read all of these pages. Sad.

Just start replying with random shizz.  It will work.

Sounds like a plan.

Ps. I heart Carlton and the fresh prince.

NotSharknado

I really hate long ass quote trees. I'm open to almost anything, but I draw the line at epic quote trees. I just can't!

Rachey1082

shanado:

I really hate long ass quote trees. I'm open to almost anything, but I draw the line at epic quote trees. I just can't!

I'm with you. My dyslexia won't let me read them. I'm all whaaaaaaat?

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I really hate long ass quote trees. I'm open to almost anything, but I draw the line at epic quote trees. I just can't!

I'm with you. My dyslexia won't let me read them. I'm all whaaaaaaat?

Just reply to the last response. YOU CAN DO IT GUISE! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

 

lulz

Is Toddzilla still up?

Rachey1082

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I really hate long ass quote trees. I'm open to almost anything, but I draw the line at epic quote trees. I just can't!

I'm with you. My dyslexia won't let me read them. I'm all whaaaaaaat?

Just reply to the last response. YOU CAN DO IT GUISE! 

You're like a little cheerleader!

NativeFloridian

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

 

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

 

lulz

Is Toddzilla still up?

I juuuuust put her in her crib.  WITH a bottle, for good measure.  Bad mama.  But whatever, kid needs to sleep and I need to not hear screaming at bed time for the first bed time in, like, three days.

NativeFloridian

shanado:

I really hate long ass quote trees. I'm open to almost anything, but I draw the line at epic quote trees. I just can't!

You can supply random interjections, then!  It's win-win because of the lots of posts part.  Yay!

Rachey1082

I had a pedicure this afternoon. My feet were in rough shape. They feel SO much better now.

NativeFloridian

DA FUQ.  I'm trying to Google something and Google is not loading.  Seriously?  Facebook loaded in a split second.  TB loaded just a tad more slowly.  Google can't bring it's @ss to my browser after a full minute?

 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

I had a pedicure this afternoon. My feet were in rough shape. They feel SO much better now.

I am jealous 

Rachey1082

Jack still gets a bottle. I guess I should be taking it away. I'm thinking I'm going to put less and less coconut milk in it every night. Maybe take two weeks to completely get rid of it.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

LindsRockies:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

 

lulz

Is Toddzilla still up?

I juuuuust put her in her crib.  WITH a bottle, for good measure.  Bad mama.  But whatever, kid needs to sleep and I need to not hear screaming at bed time for the first bed time in, like, three days.

Wow this is an insane quote tree!! I'm just going to keep popping up. Bump mobile sucks when there's a bunch of pages.

I've GOT to get in on this shiz.

GIFSoup

DONGER NEED FOOD!

Linds!!!! Join in on the fun! 

Rachey1082

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

Rachey1082:

I had a pedicure this afternoon. My feet were in rough shape. They feel SO much better now.

I am jealous 

I will trade you my nasty ingrown sideways growing toenails in which you get to have monthly pedicures for some normal toes.

ljsmom11

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

LindsRockies:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

alisap9:

NativeFloridian:

DD2 has miraculously been sleeping for two hours.  As contrary as it runs to my inclination, I should probably wake her up soon.

Does anyone else totally lose their nerve when they know they need to wake their kid up and then walk in and see them sleeping so peacefully?

They're just so freaking cute and angelic.

could you just leave her and pray she treated her late nap as an early bedtime? 

I'm probably going to try that.  Though I'll most likely end up regretting it when she wakes up refreshed at 10 or 11 pm, lol.

 

good thing you're pulling an all nighter.... 

I guess she solved the problem for me, lol.  She's up.

At least you don't have to wake her up yourself. lol

Also, this quote tree is inspiring me a new challenge: who wants to try to make the most epic (read: longest) quote tree EVAR? 

Edit - And just to make it legit, it has to be people actually responding to each other, allright? 

I can dig it.

To add to the conversation, DD2 is now running rampant.  I'm just letting her DESTROY to her heart's content right now because a) it will make her sleep again sooner, and b) I already have a hell of a mess to clean up anyway.  She only has so many more toys she can scatter, lol.

DESTROY ALL THE THINGS!!!! 

 

lulz

Is Toddzilla still up?

I juuuuust put her in her crib.  WITH a bottle, for good measure.  Bad mama.  But whatever, kid needs to sleep and I need to not hear screaming at bed time for the first bed time in, like, three days.

Wow this is an insane quote tree!! I'm just going to keep popping up. Bump mobile sucks when there's a bunch of pages.

I've GOT to get in on this shiz.

GIFSoup

DONGER NEED FOOD!

Linds!!!! Join in on the fun! 

Holy Ravioli! 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

Rachey1082:

I had a pedicure this afternoon. My feet were in rough shape. They feel SO much better now.

I am jealous 

I will trade you my nasty ingrown sideways growing toenails in which you get to have monthly pedicures for some normal toes.

Why does there always have to be catch?