GUUUUUYYYYYSSSS

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Alan Rickman is getting on in years, but I would have tapped back-in-the-day Alan.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I know I kind of did this last time, but I'm taking it a step further this time. Because I can. And because I'm the only one on right now, apparently, lol.

Woo! That was fun.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I have to go do responsible grown-up stuff for a bit. But there had better be some new replies when I get back! At least some LOLs or "Yummy!" comments on that generous smattering of ridiculous GIFs.

If anyone's got a funny story, toddler escapades, food-related stuff, etc. to share - please do!

amywalt1684 · January 2013

Ok... I'm just joining the fun. I'm starting from the beginning so don't mind my no longer relevant responses!

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
What's everyone doing right now?

Waiting for my doc to come in at th OBs office.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
What's everyone wearing right now?

Funny you should ask... I'm not wearing any pants currently just a sexy sheet. Lol

NativeFloridian · January 2013

amywalt1684:
NativeFloridian:
What's everyone wearing right now?
Funny you should ask... I'm not wearing any pants currently just a sexy sheet. Lol

That's hawt. Hahaha.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails... There were no Marys... There were no Hail Marys.

There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding. Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.

Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed. I changed into pajamas and went to bed.

It was an epic night. I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just... over. I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning. I feel like being a b!tch.

I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today. This oughta be interesting... I'm not interested.

ljsmom11 · January 2013

I'm back because it's nap time and the clothes are still drying!! My mil is driving me nuts. She acts like my BFF to get information out of me and then turns around and bad mouths me. She does this to fsil also.

I'm hoping that one day I'm not that mil.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

JaysonandKristin:
I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails... There were no Marys... There were no Hail Marys.
There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding. Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.
Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed. I changed into pajamas and went to bed.
It was an epic night. I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just... over. I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning. I feel like being a b!tch.
I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today. This oughta be interesting... I'm not interested.

Um. What is this f'uckery? I'd feel like being a b!tch too. *grumble, grumble*

NativeFloridian · January 2013

ljsmom11:
I'm back because it's nap time and the clothes are still drying!! My mil is driving me nuts. She acts like my BFF to get information out of me and then turns around and bad mouths me. She does this to fsil also.
I'm hoping that one day I'm not that mil.

God, I hope I'm not either. Is there some kind of MIL be-a-b!tch-to-DIL virus that every woman contracts upon becoming a MIL? How do we avoid catching it?

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
What's everyone having for dinner?

Not sure yet.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
What's everyone doing for the weekend?

No plans yet...

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
JaysonandKristin:
I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails... There were no Marys... There were no Hail Marys.
There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding. Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.
Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed. I changed into pajamas and went to bed.
It was an epic night. I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just... over. I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning. I feel like being a b!tch.
I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today. This oughta be interesting... I'm not interested.
Um. What is this f'uckery? I'd feel like being a b!tch too. *grumble, grumble*

I won't get anywhere by being a b!tch... kinda like your DD1. She can have all the tantrums in the world and it's only working against her (I swear I wasn't just calling your DD a b-word). The longer I sit back and ignore his texts and calls the longer I'm going to have to spend apologizing for being a d!ck. There's nothing wrong with losing that loving feeling. It's not something that either of us can control, but I'm still butt-hurt. I get to feel this way for the rest of the morning and then I need to GTFOI.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
If you could eat anything, completely guiltfree, right now what would it be?

Blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse and mac n cheese

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Aw, cram. DD2 will NOT SLEEP. She went down for maybe an hour. I was JUST thinking of letting myself slip into a light doze.

NOPE.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Favorite drink?

Water, I love water. Alcoholic beverage would be wine.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

amywalt1684:
NativeFloridian:
If you could eat anything, completely guiltfree, right now what would it be?
Blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse and mac n cheese

OHGOD.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Favorite place you've visited?

The Caribbean

NativeFloridian · January 2013

amywalt1684:
NativeFloridian:
Favorite place you've visited?
The Caribbean

Oooh, specifics? The Caribbean is the bee's knees.

ljsmom11 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
ljsmom11:
I'm back because it's nap time and the clothes are still drying!! My mil is driving me nuts. She acts like my BFF to get information out of me and then turns around and bad mouths me. She does this to fsil also.
I'm hoping that one day I'm not that mil.
God, I hope I'm not either. Is there some kind of MIL be-a-b!tch-to-DIL virus that every woman contracts upon becoming a MIL? How do we avoid catching it?

wine, maybe? More expensive wine to keep us classy?

ljsmom11 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Favorite drink?

Coke in Ice. Even though Dh works for Pepsi.

ljsmom11 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
What's everyone having for dinner?

Pigs in a blankets and grilled cheese.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

ljsmom11:
NativeFloridian:
ljsmom11:
I'm back because it's nap time and the clothes are still drying!! My mil is driving me nuts. She acts like my BFF to get information out of me and then turns around and bad mouths me. She does this to fsil also.
I'm hoping that one day I'm not that mil.
God, I hope I'm not either. Is there some kind of MIL be-a-b!tch-to-DIL virus that every woman contracts upon becoming a MIL? How do we avoid catching it?
wine, maybe? More expensive wine to keep us classy?

Only if I can have dibs on the username WinoMIL. Cool

NativeFloridian · January 2013

ljsmom11:
NativeFloridian:
What's everyone having for dinner?
Pigs in a blankets and grilled cheese.

FOOOOOD.

I am seriously craving junk right now. I'm trying to eat as cleanly as possible when I can, but it's SO HARD when all I want is Duncan Hines brownies, Kraft macaroni and cheese, pigs in blankets, Bloomin' Onions...

Oh, eff. Being pregnant is tough.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

ljsmom11:
NativeFloridian:
Favorite drink?
Coke in Ice. Even though Dh works for Pepsi.

Even better if the ice is crushed.

Traitor. Wink

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I have to go to the store. But my one (and only) pair of maternity pants is currently in the washer. Spinning, by the sound of it. And it will take at least half an hour for them to dry. I could sweep and mop in that time, but...meh. Not right now. I have tomorrow off, so I'm actually going to pull an all-nighter tonight and beautify the house while the family unit slumbers. I think I'll spend my half-hour being an obnoxious thread hoar.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I'm eating corn flakes again.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I love corn flakes.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I like tea.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Also jam.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Ding! Pants are done.

Into the dryer!

NativeFloridian · January 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

You're welcome.

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
Favorite shows?

Revenge and Chopped

amywalt1684 · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
JaysonandKristin:
I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails...  There were no Marys...  There were no Hail Marys.  
There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding.  Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.  
Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed.  I changed into pajamas and went to bed.
It was an epic night.  I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just...  over.  I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning.  I feel like being a b!tch.  
I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today.  This oughta be interesting...  I'm not interested. 
Um.  What is this f'uckery?  I'd feel like being a b!tch too.  *grumble, grumble*

I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol

amywalt1684 · January 2013

ljsmom11:
I'm back because it's nap time and the clothes are still drying!! My mil is driving me nuts. She acts like my BFF to get information out of me and then turns around and bad mouths me. She does this to fsil also.nbsp;I'm hoping that one day I'm not that mil.nbsp;

I really shouldn't complain about my mil... I obviously have it way better than I ever thought. I'm sorry you have to deal with that crap, what a biotch.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

amywalt1684:
NativeFloridian:
JaysonandKristin:
I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails... There were no Marys... There were no Hail Marys.
There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding. Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.
Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed. I changed into pajamas and went to bed.
It was an epic night. I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just... over. I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning. I feel like being a b!tch.
I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today. This oughta be interesting... I'm not interested.
Um. What is this f'uckery? I'd feel like being a b!tch too. *grumble, grumble*
I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol

LOL, this is a bit of a common double-standard, isn't it? I mean, women do have a lot more justifiable reasons to turn down sex than men do (periods, period.), and men do generally want it more often. But still. I know there are times when I've just been like, "I'm pissed off at you for being an insensitive jerk. No sex for you." Yet I get really pissed off when my own advances are rebuffed.

I think it's mostly because I'm under the general impression that men always want to have sex, though. And the times I've been turned down have usually been in conjunction with video game playing and/or nerdy movie-watching. Um, what? You're turning me down so you can pretend to be Master Chief running around in a virtual playland with a bunch of spotty basement-dwellers? F'uck you, then. @sshole.

ETA: And then he'd better not even try to cozy up to me at 4 am, after he's turned off the PS3, and try to get a quickie when I'm trying to sleep. Them's fightin' actions.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

Maybe I'll try to put DD2 to sleep again instead of going to the store. I have to work at 3, so I kind of want to chill as much as possible until then.

God, I'm being lazy today.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

NativeFloridian:
amywalt1684:
NativeFloridian:
JaysonandKristin:
I don't know what happened last night, but there were no Hails... There were no Marys... There were no Hail Marys.
There was me sitting on his lap, him not responding. Me asking if there was any wind left in his sails, and him telling me that he wasn't in the mood anymore.
Cue me dismounting and telling him I was going to get ready for bed. I changed into pajamas and went to bed.
It was an epic night. I stayed off the interwebz, I paid attention to him, we put the boys to bed and it was just... over. I left him on the couch and didn't kiss him when he left this morning. I feel like being a b!tch.
I have someone coming over today with her two daughters for a playdate today. This oughta be interesting... I'm not interested.
Um. What is this f'uckery? I'd feel like being a b!tch too. *grumble, grumble*
I'm always pissed when I get turned down... I can only imagine how he feels when I turn him down all the time... Lol
LOL, this is a bit of a common double-standard, isn't it? I mean, women do have a lot more justifiable reasons to turn down sex than men do (periods, period.), and men do generally want it more often. But still. I know there are times when I've just been like, "I'm pissed off at you for being an insensitive jerk. No sex for you." Yet I get really pissed off when my own advances are rebuffed.
I think it's mostly because I'm under the general impression that men always want to have sex, though. And the times I've been turned down have usually been in conjunction with video game playing and/or nerdy movie-watching. Um, what? You're turning me down so you can pretend to be Master Chief running around in a virtual playland with a bunch of spotty basement-dwellers? F'uck you, then. @sshole.
ETA: And then he'd better not even try to cozy up to me at 4 am, after he's turned off the PS3, and try to get a quickie when I'm trying to sleep. Them's fightin' actions.

Jay has never been able to keep up with my sex drive. Ever. No contest. Not even close. Never.

NativeFloridian · January 2013

I asked DD2 if she wants to go night-night. She shook her head no, blew me a kiss and walked away.

GUUUURL.

I can't help it, I laughed.

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