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NotSharknado

Socks. I hate feet.

Rachey1082

Duffgurl:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

Rachey1082:

shanado:

I'm back biitches. I'm a spitter. Don't want that stuff in mah bellah.

I always swallow. It's supposed to have slimming benifits. I believe anything that might increase my chances of
getting thinner.

I'd rather be fat. No can do buckaroo.

I was mostly kidding. I really just swallow because leaving that goo in my mouth might make me hurl.

I am telling ya pineapples lol 

I'm confused. Do you have a pineapple waiting for when you're finished? Or do you make your dude a ton of pineapples then his goo tastes pineappley?

If you have a pineapple waiting, do you eat it super fast? Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple? As in, "please excuse my breaks in pleasuring you, I need a bite of pineapple. Your giz tastes like sardines and baloney made a baby that has the texture of snot".

Too far???

NativeFloridian

shanado:

Socks. I hate feet.

This going to seem weird, but I find foot-hatred fascinating.  No, seriously.  My little brother HATES feet.  Loathes feet.  Absolutely abhors feet.  But why?  I can't fathom what's so awful about feet!

Andplusalso he's apparently found the girl he's going to marry, and I believe him because he will massage her feet!!  UNHEARD OF!!

Duffgurl

Mmmmmmm DH just gave me a kiss and wow! I love his scent :-p

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

I'm confused. Do you have a pineapple waiting for when you're finished? Or do you make your dude a ton of pineapples then his goo tastes pineappley? If you have a pineapple waiting, do you eat it super fast? Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple? As in, "please excuse my breaks in pleasuring you, I need a bite of pineapple. Your giz tastes like sardines and baloney made a baby that has the texture of snot".

/dead.

NativeFloridian

Duffgurl:

Mmmmmmm DH just gave me a kiss and wow! I love his scent :-p

 

Duffgurl

Never to far but that was funny

 

I have noticied when DH has pineapples or pineapple juice....it is a sweeter taste rather than bitter. Does not bother me either way but if the tip can help a fellow friend why not share.

Rachey1082

Duffgurl:

Never to far but that was funny ;nbsp;I have noticied when DH has pineapples or pineapple juice....it is a sweeter taste rather than bitter. Does not bother me either way but if the tip can help a fellow friend why not share.

So you just eat it really fast once you're done? I'm going to try!

Duffgurl

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

Mmmmmmm DH just gave me a kiss and wow! I love his scent :-p

 

 

Bahaha 

Duffgurl

Rachey1082:

Duffgurl:

Never to far but that was funny ;nbsp;I have noticied when DH has pineapples or pineapple juice....it is a sweeter taste rather than bitter. Does not bother me either way but if the tip can help a fellow friend why not share.

So you just eat it really fast once you're done? I'm going to try!

what lol? nvmd 

Rachey1082

Duffgurl:

Rachey1082:

Duffgurl:

Never to far but that was funny ;nbsp;I have noticied when DH has pineapples or pineapple juice....it is a sweeter taste rather than bitter. Does not bother me either way but if the tip can help a fellow friend why not share.

So you just eat it really fast once you're done? I'm going to try!

what lol? nvmd 

I kid.

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

Duffgurl

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

Rachey1082

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though.

Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

Duffgurl

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

LOL ;-)

NativeFloridian

Duffgurl:

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

I wish I knew.  I used to be an avid fan, but I fell off the bandwagon two seasons ago.

If the premise for this season is what I hear it is, though, I don't see the show lasting much longer.

Rachey1082

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

Haha!

NotSharknado

Duffgurl:

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

The one starting up in June will be the last.

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though. Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

As much as I try to act all tough like I can totally handle the cold...I really can't.  I'm a native Floridian with Puerto Rican blood running through my veins.  I shiver at 65 degrees F.  I do not envy those of you who are living in colder regions!

Rachey1082

John Samos is sexy. Uncle Jessie won my heart years ago.

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

John Samos is sexy. Uncle Jessie won my heart years ago.

Shucks, he is a handsome fella isn't he?

Duffgurl

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though. Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

Aww put the sweater on.

S-Tuna

NativeFloridian:

Would you walk 500 miles, and would you walk 500 more to be the one who walked 1000 miles to fall down at someone's door?

Hi! I'm just starting to read through this...But I had to say that this made me laugh out loud for real.

My answer is probably not. 

Duffgurl

shanado:

Duffgurl:

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

The one starting up in June will be the last.

What season is it 7?

NativeFloridian

MrsSkull1107:

My dog farted and now our living room smells like rotten kibble.

It's awful. I think my eyes almost started watering. 

LOL, gross!

NotSharknado

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

Socks. I hate feet.

This going to seem weird, but I find foot-hatred fascinating.  No, seriously.  My little brother HATES feet.  Loathes
feet.  Absolutely abhors
feet.  But why?  I
can't fathom what's so awful about
feet!

Andplusalso he's
apparently found the girl he's going to
marry, and I believe him because he
will massage her feet!! 
UNHEARD OF!!

I'm not sure what it is exactly, they just gross me out. Not baby feet though. Baby feet are the best.

Duffgurl

MrsSkull1107:

My dog farted and now our living room smells like rotten kibble.

It's awful. I think my eyes almost started watering. 

I hate when the cats fart! Stinky :-/

Rachey1082

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though.

Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

As much as I try to act all tough like I can totally handle the cold...I really can't.  I'm a native Floridian with Puerto Rican blood running through my veins.  I shiver at 65 degrees F.  I do not envy those of you who are living in colder regions!

It's well below zero with the wind chill. Last winter it barely went below 40. That was awesome.

Liam asks every single day when he can wear shorts. This winter has been brutal.

Yesterday there was a flash snow storm that causes two huge pile ups. One was 87 cars and the other was 56! One 12 year old girl died. Sad.

NativeFloridian

S-Tuna:

NativeFloridian:

Would you walk 500 miles, and would you walk 500 more to be the one who walked 1000 miles to fall down at someone's door?

Hi! I'm just starting to read through this...But I had to say that this made me laugh out loud for real.

My answer is probably not. 

Hahaha, you're smarter than me.  I answered yes, but I'm yet not sure who I'd be walking all that way for.

NativeFloridian

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

Socks. I hate feet.

This going to seem weird, but I find foot-hatred fascinating.  No, seriously.  My little brother HATES feet.  Loathes feet.  Absolutely abhors feet.  But why?  I can't fathom what's so awful about feet!

Andplusalso he's apparently found the girl he's going to marry, and I believe him because he will massage her feet!!  UNHEARD OF!!

I'm not sure what it is exactly, they just gross me out. Not baby feet though. Baby feet are the best.

Truth.

Duffgurl

shanado:

NativeFloridian:

shanado:

Socks. I hate feet.

This going to seem weird, but I find foot-hatred fascinating.  No, seriously.  My little brother HATES feet.  Loathes feet.  Absolutely abhors feet.  But why?  I can't fathom what's so awful about feet!

Andplusalso he's apparently found the girl he's going to marry, and I believe him because he will massage her feet!!  UNHEARD OF!!

I'm not sure what it is exactly, they just gross me out. Not baby feet though. Baby feet are the best.

So I guess no leg world?

NativeFloridian

Rachey1082:

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

My poor puggle is always freezing. I can't bring myself to put him in a sweater, I did wrap the little guy in a blanker though. Today was the coldest day we've had here in three years.

As much as I try to act all tough like I can totally handle the cold...I really can't.  I'm a native Floridian with Puerto Rican blood running through my veins.  I shiver at 65 degrees F.  I do not envy those of you who are living in colder regions!

It's well below zero with the wind chill. Last winter it barely went below 40. That was awesome. Liam asks every single day when he can wear shorts. This winter has been brutal. Yesterday there was a flash snow storm that causes two huge pile ups. One was 87 cars and the other was 56! One 12 year old girl died. Sad.

Insanity.

NotSharknado

Duffgurl:

shanado:

Duffgurl:

Dexter fans is it true this is there last season?

The one starting up in June will be the last.

What season is it 7?

I think it's going on season 8.

S-Tuna

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

We each wear a sock on opposite feet lol jk

:snort:

Bwahahaha! 

Duffgurl

Is walking dead back on?

NativeFloridian

Someone somewhere insinuated that Joseph Gordon-Levitt could play Prince Charming in a live-action remake of Disney's Cinderella.  And I'm like, yeah.  He could.

I'd go see it just to stare at him.

Even though what the hell kind of prince spends an entire enchanted evening with a girl who's not even wearing a mask and can't get his lazy @ss up off the royal couch and go with the grand duke to find that chick?  Because I find it highly unlikely that only one girl would fit into that stupid glass slipper, and the prince could easily look the wrong girls in the face and be like, "Nah, ain't her."

So JGL would have to pretend he's an idiot.  But he'd be a handsome and charming idiot.  I can dig it.

NotSharknado

Duffgurl:

Is walking dead back on?

Not til Feb.

Duffgurl

S-Tuna:

NativeFloridian:

Duffgurl:

We each wear a sock on opposite feet lol jk

:snort:

Bwahahaha! 

Yay the lovely Mrs.Tuna is here

S-Tuna

NativeFloridian:

Rachey1082:

Do you alternate BJ ing and eating pineapple?

I keep laughing at this because I got this mental image of a woman giving a BJ and holding a hunk of pineapple in one hand, and frantically switching back and forth.

...It's more ridiculous than raunchy, I promise!

Now we need a pineapple gif! 

NotSharknado

So apparently I don't do anything but watch tv.