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    There's a reason nursing homes have one of the highest rates of STD's.

    There's also like a 3-to-1 female-to-male ratio. A lot of sharing goes on.

    Oh my God, my grandpa is in a nursing home right now.

    Give him condoms for christmas.

    Oh my gosh, ew and LOL.

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    You should make him brownies and put "Why are you f'ucking around on mom?" on the top in frosting.

     

     

    ::falls off chair::

    also falls of chiar!

    LOL. I didn't look at OP name...

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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    agree!

    my dad is 71 and although he's never had sex in his life... I've never called him "elderly"  (although... 71 is getting up to the elderly title)

  • After my grandpa died, I was helping my grandma clean out her room. I found Playgirls, and Toys, and all kinds of gels. I was mortified.

    My grandma has also been known to tell male waiters how she would do them if she gets the chance. Needless to say, we don't take her out to eat anymore because she has actually been escorted out of a few restruants.

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    When I was younger I found a picture of a naked man hidden behind another photo in a frame. It wasn't my dad, thankfully, but it was a close friend of the family.

     

    So you prefer your mom having the picture of a naked man who is not your dad hidden? Innnnteresting...

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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    agree!

    my dad is 71 and although he's never had sex in his life... I've never called him "elderly"  (although... 71 is getting up to the elderly title)

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying your 71 year old father is a virgin?! Uhh...maybe I misread? If you don't mind my asking, are you adopted? I'm confused.



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    There's a reason nursing homes have one of the highest rates of STD's.

    Shut up. This is a fact? Oh, good lord.




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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    Haha,  this. My mom's 65 and would probably die at being called elderly. She only cops to being a senior citizen because she likes to save money when she can. 

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    After my grandpa died, I was helping my grandma clean out her room. I found Playgirls, and Toys, and all kinds of gels. I was mortified.

    My grandma has also been known to tell male waiters how she would do them if she gets the chance. Needless to say, we don't take her out to eat anymore because she has actually been escorted out of a few restruants.

    How crude does an old lady have to be to get kicked out of a restaurant?

    I mean sure, if you're a 30 year old man sexually harassing the waitstaff that's one thing. But I'm trying to picture what an old lady could say or do to me to make me feel like she had to go.

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    After my grandpa died, I was helping my grandma clean out her room. I found Playgirls, and Toys, and all kinds of gels. I was mortified.

    My grandma has also been known to tell male waiters how she would do them if she gets the chance. Needless to say, we don't take her out to eat anymore because she has actually been escorted out of a few restruants.

    How crude does an old lady have to be to get kicked out of a restaurant?

    I mean sure, if you're a 30 year old man sexually harassing the waitstaff that's one thing. But I'm trying to picture what an old lady could say or do to me to make me feel like she had to go.

    Ummm She started using raunchy bedroom talk. It was very embarassing. I believe I left the waiter a $40 tip, and apologized. She also may or may not have been very animated, and tried to grope.

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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    agree!

    my dad is 71 and although he's never had sex in his life... I've never called him "elderly"  (although... 71 is getting up to the elderly title)

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying your 71 year old father is a virgin?! Uhh...maybe I misread? If you don't mind my asking, are you adopted? I'm confused.

    Lol. I'm pretty sure she's just saying she likes to think of him that way, not that he's an actual virgin. My dad really is a virgin though. Immaculate conception, yo.

    Ahh okay that would make more sense. The wording confused me!



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    No. It is NOYB to be honest. 

    And ew.  

    ALL of this.

    Do you REALLY want to know why they're there?  

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  • molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know?

    Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.
    SQUIRREL!!!

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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know? Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.
    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.

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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    agree!


    my dad is 71 and although he's never had sex in his life... I've never called him "elderly"&nbsp; (although... 71 is getting up to the elderly title)

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying your 71 year old father is a virgin?! Uhh...maybe I misread? If you don't mind my asking, are you adopted? I'm confused.


    He is a virgin in my eyes as I am one in his.
    As in I couldn't even comment on this topic because the thought of my parents..... No. They don't have sex. So I assume he's a virgin.
  • image justAphase:
    image MrsNorry:
    image chapski:

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    LOL @ 66 being elderly.

    agree!


    my dad is 71 and although he's never had sex in his life... I've never called him "elderly"&nbsp; (although... 71 is getting up to the elderly title)

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying your 71 year old father is a virgin?! Uhh...maybe I misread? If you don't mind my asking, are you adopted? I'm confused.


    Lol. I'm pretty sure she's just saying she likes to think of him that way, not that he's an actual virgin. My dad really is a virgin though. Immaculate conception, yo.

    JAP got it!
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    Maybe they were on sale at BJ's Wholesale Club? My Nana will buy anything at a bargain price...

    Or he thinks they are candy, and he is stuffing the grandkids stockings with them?

    This came to mind when I read this thread earlier, but I was on my phone and couldn't post...

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  • image lildevil968:

    After my grandpa died, I was helping my grandma clean out her room. I found Playgirls, and Toys, and all kinds of gels. I was mortified.

    My grandma has also been known to tell male waiters how she would do them if she gets the chance. Needless to say, we don't take her out to eat anymore because she has actually been escorted out of a few restruants.

    Is your grandma Cloris Leachman?



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    After my grandpa died, I was helping my grandma clean out her room. I found Playgirls, and Toys, and all kinds of gels. I was mortified.


    My grandma has also been known to tell male waiters how she would do them if she gets the chance. Needless to say, we don't take her out to eat anymore because she has actually been escorted out of a few restruants.



    Is your grandma Cloris Leachman?



    Lol. I thought this on every inappropriate grandma story in this thread.
  • I only read page one, but I kind of wish I could go back 5 minutes and unread this post.
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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know? Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.
    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.

    All fact! My grams however didn't like her old hairless ...area.

    Seekins & Merkins?  Was that you Mollusk? 

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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know? Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.
    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.

    All fact! My grams however didn't like her old hairless ...area.

    Seekins & Merkins?  Was that you Mollusk? 

    Huff bought the seekin/merkin onesie.

    Lol okay that's who it was! :) 

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    I only read page one, but I kind of wish I could go back 5 minutes and unread this post.

    Nonsense. This thread is one of the best I've ever seen here.

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    My best TMI is after my dad woke up from having his prostate cancer removed, he was in a recovery room with another guy who had undergone the same surgery.

    They were both pretty out of it, and as we are talking to my dad he gets all huffy and says "hey, someone stole all my pubic hair!"

    We sat there stunned trying not to laugh, when the voice on the other side of the curtain says "damn! they stole mine too!"

    It was awesome.

    I woke up DS laughing at this but it was so worth it. 

    And OP, mind your business and come back and answer the questions our inquiring minds need to know. 

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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know?

    Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.


    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.



    All fact!
    My grams however didn't like her old hairless ...area.

    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?
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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know?

    Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.


    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.



    All fact!
    My grams however didn't like her old hairless ...area.

    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?

    I hope it's 33 years and 1 month old!
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    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?
    I hope it's 33 years and 1 month old!

    Lol. That seems like a bonus to growing old. Who actually wants pubes?

    I Googled this question and got on a menopause forum...the conversation was hilarious. 

    totes disappointed that it's not 25 years and 6 months old...bahumbug!

    Musicall I want for christmas is my pubes to fall out!Music

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    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?
    I hope it's 33 years and 1 month old!

    Lol. That seems like a bonus to growing old. Who actually wants pubes?

    I Googled this question and got on a menopause forum...the conversation was hilarious. 

    totes disappointed that it's not 25 years and 6 months old...bahumbug!

    Musicall I want for christmas is my pubes to fall out!Music

    You know they have lasers for this, right?

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    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?
    I hope it's 33 years and 1 month old!

    Lol. That seems like a bonus to growing old. Who actually wants pubes?

    I Googled this question and got on a menopause forum...the conversation was hilarious. 

    totes disappointed that it's not 25 years and 6 months old...bahumbug!

    Musicall I want for christmas is my pubes to fall out!Music

    You know they have lasers for this, right?

    dude! I'm not a Kardashian!!! are you paying!?

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    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?
    I hope it's 33 years and 1 month old!

    Lol. That seems like a bonus to growing old. Who actually wants pubes?


    I Googled this question and got on a menopause forum...the conversation was hilarious.&nbsp;



    totes disappointed that it's not 25 years and 6 months old...bahumbug!


    Musicall I want for christmas is my pubes to fall out!Music


    This is going to be stuck in my head now!
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    Just make his diick go limp by blasting that Nickelback song about fcvkng like animals. The thought of uglyass Chad Kroger having animal sex is enough to flag the mightiest of stiffies. YWIA.

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  • When in hell did any of that become your business? Stay out of it.

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    molluskW or anyone... What's a Merkin? Do I want to know? Also, WHERE IS THE OP??? Hopefully not having A Talk with her dad, ffs.
    It's a toupee for your vag.

    And to clarify, they are typically worn by modern actresses with modern ladyscaping when acting in historical dramas involving full nudity, or to provide an extra layer of modesty. I believe they are gradually starting to fall out of favor for modesty purposes.


    All fact! My grams however didn't like her old hairless ...area.
    On this topic...I heard at a certain age you start losing your pubes. Is this true? How old are we talking?

    It's mostly true I've seen a few old lady bushes but most of them were just random straggly hairs, disgustingly long, but there. Think, Albert Einstein, but less volume. It's like when you get that one randomass hair growing out of a mole, but pubes.


    Oh, not hot. I will have to keep trimming those up as I get old I guess.
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    Just make his diick go limp by blasting that Nickelback song about fcvkng like animals. The thought of uglyass Chad Kroger having animal sex is enough to flag the mightiest of stiffies. YWIA.

    Fred. Durst. Sex. Tape.

    And yes, I've seen part of it. And yes, the camera is on Fred for more time than the female participant.

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    image SookieFrackhouse68:
    Just make his diick go limp by blasting that Nickelback song about fcvkng like animals. The thought of uglyass Chad Kroger having animal sex is enough to flag the mightiest of stiffies. YWIA.

    Fred. Durst. Sex. Tape.

    And yes, I've seen part of it. And yes, the camera is on Fred for more time than the female participant.

    Why does this thread keep getting grosser and grosser?!

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    Why does this thread keep getting grosser and grosser?!

    <---------

    (Although I didn't bring up Chad Kroger having sex)

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