Last night I dreamed that I gave birth to a perfect little girl, and put her to bed in a gorgeous nursery. In the (dream) morning, I ran in because she hadn't eaten all night, and I found her sitting up on her own, playing with toys. I asked her if she was hungry and she turned to me and smiled with a full set of teeth and said "yep!" Super creepy.
The rest of my dream was trying to change her poopy diaper, but each time I opened the diaper, there was another diaper inside, also poopy. It was a huge mess and all these people were watching and criticizing my technique.