You know you're hitting the 3rd tri when....

LadySamLady

You get out of breath just sitting and talking.

Sneezes are accompanied by peeing in your pants or a fart. Every. Single. Time.

Lusitano8

Everyone keeps telling you that "you look ready to pop" uh I still have 10 weeks to go... 

lalala2004

If you overeat, you pay for it with horrible acid reflux. Ugh.

balamama

the onset of the worst thing that has ever happened to my butt: hemorrhoids.

asummerbride

You sweat like a pig in the middle of winter, even if you are sitting still in a tank top doing nothing.

Bluejay3030

When you find yourself getting stuck everywhere... Laying down, sitting on the couch, trying to get out of a car, in a bathroom stall.  It never ends.

balamama

lalala2004 said:

If you overeat, you pay for it with horrible acid reflux. Ugh.

or if you eat anything larger than a yogurt... acid reflux. such hell.

PYLWhammy

Getting out of a chair is an intricate, multi-stage process.

ayeshaohara

Everything hurts but you're not sure what exactly is hurting!

bookelf221

You can't sit normally in an office chair because your belly is getting in the way. 

clbness

You have to change your butt-wiping technique because your belly gets in the way.

gamommyx3

You drop things on the floor and seriously consider whether or not you'll miss them from your life if you just leave them there and walk away.

And you also encourage your dog to sit by you in the kitchen when you're preparing dinner, so that in the very likely even that you drop something, she can just clean it up for you.

kbrands7

You start eyeing up the space between your bump and the steering wheel and wonder how much longer you'll fit.

jthomas2270

You go for a massage (birthday gift) and the receptionist looks at you and suggests you might need a bigger robe...

yogahh

Theres only one way to answer this..



Between utter exhaustion, hip pain, feet pain, butt pain...I want to crawl into a hole and hibernate until May.

sarawifenow

People start asking, "have you had that baby yet??"

sillyfox

You drop important papers on the ground and seriously consider asking an intern to pick them up.

You are starving, and order a meal, and have three bites before you're full. For about 10 minutes. Then you're starving again.

You put your toddler to bed and then crawl in bed yourself, only to realize that you're going to sleep on a weekend night before 8 pm. But you totally do it anyway.

emsned

You find yourself napping for the second time that day but when you do wake up you have to assemble your new stroller, car seat, crib, nursery, and even decide to repaint the coffee tables just because you think you need to

valerie4786

Even though I don't officially hit 3rd trimester until Saturday...

LadySamLady

When you can't remember anything about the conversation you just had.

JoMunson

When you wake up in the morning and think "oh god, no".

JessicaB0627

When your toddler reminds you on a daily basis how big your belly is getting. Thanks kid, I didn't notice.

togmama

You have a full blown mental break down and can't wait to push the karate kid in your belly out

togmama

You have a full blown mental break down and can't wait to push the karate kid in your belly out

thismakes4

You start reading birth stories. 

You wonder if the name you chose is really the name you want even though everything is already embroidered,  decorated, etc with that name. 

TXmamatobe

You damn near pass out trying to put on a pair of shoes that require tying. 

ayeshaohara

My husband saw me putting on my socks this morning and came over to help, then said, oh I thought you might need a hand. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY MY SOCKS...my jeans on the other hand, they won weeks ago! 

kp90

When you pee and walk back to your office only to realize you need to pee again. 

slfezz

When sitting up straight in a chair is impossible while keeping your legs together, they have to be spread to make room for the belly

missnc77

You eat a "normal" size meal and feel like your insides are going to explode out of your rib cage.

allisonmunson94

You get crippling heartburn from drinking water... 

doozer1345

You stand up and swear that this child is going to fall out any minute.

JennyS86

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

dsmith211

JennyS86 said:

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

I've noticed a little bit of an increase in the past few days. I asked my midwife today and she didnt seem concerned. She just said to let them know if you think it's amniotic fluid leaking.

Merciel

I'm actually having less discharge in third trimester (so far) than second.

wsgjmw1

When your eating shedule is exhausting 

kbrands7

JennyS86 said:

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

You're not alone! I have this and it happened to me last time too.

wsgjmw1

JennyS86 said:

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

Not alone ! Lots of VD these days ... It shocks me too 

AuntieCre5

JennyS86 said:

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

Yup! And as long as we are tmi'ing it. Will I ever poop again?! 

NinnyJean

Even though the car next to you parked within the lines it's still too close for you belly to fit so you're stuck climbing in through the passenger seat and then being exhausted with how much effort that took

tgortney

AuntieCre5 said:

JennyS86 said:

(tmi) Are we having an increase in vag discharge these days?  I know to call my OB if I at all thought this I was leaking fluid - I really don't think it is amniotic - just a little more than before. Am I alone on this one?

Yup! And as long as we are tmi'ing it. Will I ever poop again?! 

I have the opposite problem! I poop 4 times a day, I'm living the pooping dream!

also, I grunt doing anything and everything, especially putting on shoes.

and my poor husband has to park close to his side in the one-car garage so the belly can fit... Don't even get me started on when we have to use compact parking spaces