*** The Official Random Thread of All Random Threads for March 2016 ***

SadiePantsR

It's a wad of pantyhose covered in colored corn syrup... Which reminds me I'm watching The Walking Dead from the beginning and in episode 2 a zombie climbs a chain link fence. WTF?!? No. Wrong. They don't do that in the rest of the series! (I love this show, and the new Fear The Walking Dead.)

Edited because I can't type today. At all.

skruhmin

Ok I seriously thought the "Sex Mix Up" post was going to be "Ummmmmmm how did I get pregnant?" or "What end is supposed to go where?"  This was so much easier when it was all gender.

oceanchild

i thought i was going to have something to do with frisky time too hahaha!!

kynbar5

I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
ETA- I even made that statement in the thread and the op's comment back was something to the fact of "accidentally going into the wrong place". Umm, am I the only one that does not accept that if something enters somewhere else it can't really be that big of an accident?! Almost, maybe. All the way, no sir bob!!!!

2goofykids

These 9 hour work shifts where my break is 6 hours before I go home need to stop. I'm gonna be hungry again in an hour. Sure, send the pregnant lady first, the one who will get REALLY CRANKY if you refuse her her snacks later when it's busy. Not in the mood for ignorant people today d:

smount2011

Well, now that life has returned to normal a bit...whenever boss calls in sick, a kid goes out of control.  Every time. 

smount2011

FML...my appointment just got moved from 9/23 to 9/28.  I hate when my appointments move!  I was soo looking forward to it! Not my shot per say, but listening to bean's heart beat again.  This sucks!  It got moved to 9/28 at 4 pm, and my Syracuse appointment is 9/29 in the morning.  No rest for me from the looks of it!

lightrox

Heading to the doctor's today because I feel like poo the cold I've been fighting for two weeks has finally won. I left work early because I sound like a 60 year old smoker and my body just hurts everywhere. I don't have a fever but my throat is killing me hoping I don't have strep. (

kynbar5

@lightrox I hope you feel better soon!!!

lightrox

@Kynbar5 thanks I also think I'm getting a UTI in all broken up here. I decided to make myself some homemade chicken soup wish my mom lived near me she would make the soup for me. I'm hoping that helps me feel a bit better before the doctor's appt.

kynbar5

lightrox said:

@Kynbar5 thanks I also think I'm getting a UTI in all broken up here. I decided to make myself some homemade chicken soup wish my mom lived near me she would make the soup for me. I'm hoping that helps me feel a bit better before the doctor's appt.

Not cool man. Uti's can kick rocks. Chicken soup always works but I agree, mom's is best

soxfan9968

@lightrox geez Louise, you really must feel icky, hope you feel better soon!

I was trying to go for a run but my boobs don't fit into my running tops with built in bras. I don't know whether to feel excited that I finally have them or sad that I need to go buy more sports bras.

kynbar5

Just have to say, a lot of my laughs (outside of the many inside laughs we have here) on tb come from the 1st-3rd tri boards.

oceanchild

right?! i mean, there is a whole lotta mess going on there sometimes LOL

kynbar5

@oceanchild how I feel on our rant right now lmao

oceanchild

) i almost felt bad when i hit post at first .. then i was like NAHHH

skruhmin

Which rant?

oceanchild

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12626224/baby-number-4#latest

kynbar5

Seriously though, she asked for it.

oceanchild

she really did!

skruhmin

Gah backing up my laptop so I can upgrade OSs. Taking for.ev.er. and if I'm on my laptop it takes longer. So here I am, bumping on my phone.

oceanchild

i usually bump on my phone. on the computer today though, and i can see the littles have stripped to undies/dipe watching tv and shredding a box of wipes. but maybe i will get plenty of wipes at our joint skype shower

kynbar5

)

skruhmin

Ooh good reminder to stock up on wipes. Oh the diapers. Diapers 4 lyfe

oceanchild

i should probably go attend to this and just bump from my phone LOL

skruhmin

Nah, wipes make a great babysitter

flowerpower5838

I love that thread. You ladies just gave me a much needed smile.

skruhmin

SERIOUSLY 34GB out of 116GB. I'm going on hour 2. Oy!

kynbar5

skruhmin said:

Nah, wipes make a great babysitter

I've lied about missing wipes specifically because shredding a pack kept a few kids busy while I got (or didn't get) something done. Lol!

SadiePantsR

You 4 + that thread = best thing that's happened today

I never did wipes but I always kept scotch clear tape in my diaper bag to entertain DD in waiting rooms or restaurants or wherever.

red3ye

That's not a bad idea, I'll keep that on the back burner.
Random bit: I have been having trouble sleeping lately and I believe it has caught up with me. Didn't want to get out of bed and here it is, 3 hours later, and I still feel exhausted. However, I have a birthday party to attend with my 2 year old, Dh had today scheduled off so he could go with but just got a call from work so he went in anyway. Don't wanna, can't make me, nah nah nah I can't hear you! Not going to deal with a bunch of toddlers and babies fighting over toys and cake, loaded on surgar. As my son say, "oh no no no"

Parker16772

Just checked it out. The OP will probably never return..LOL. Seriously how do you say I want my friends and family to buy me things even though they probably just did 22 months ago but I am not greedy.

ecwk

That post has gotta be BS, I totally wouldn't be surprised if it was someone stirring the pot just for the hell of it. How can you possibly be that obtuse? 

@lightrox feel better!!!!! I really hope you get some relief soon!!

@soxfan9968, I look at that as a good problem to have  

Is it Friday yet?

smount2011

Wow.  Shit rolls downhill here!  Anyway, I just saw that thread you all are talking about- holy crap!  I dread the thought of another shower, even though I will have to endure one anyway- and this lady has FOUR KIDS close in age!!!???  At least I have the excuse of infertility and an 11 year difference between my two children!  Holy crap on a cracker!

smount2011

@red3eye I know that feeling- I have been having a hard time sleeping at night, between every ache and pain (especially my sciatica) waking me up at night, and other misc. crap going on (this morning my dog decided to puke 1/2 hour before my alarm was to go off...). 

skruhmin

charley15 said:

@red3eye I know that feeling- I have been having a hard time sleeping at night, between every ache and pain (especially my sciatica) waking me up at night, and other misc. crap going on (this morning my dog decided to puke 1/2 hour before my alarm was to go off...). 

One perk of taking unisom for morning sickness, you sleep well.

skruhmin

Seriously was that a MUD post?

lightrox

So just got back from the doctor's and I have a bad sinus infection and a UTI they prescribed me antibiotic. My husband is picking it up for me after work hoping to feel human again soon.

ACleanLife24

lightrox said:

So just got back from the doctor's and I have a bad sinus infection and a UTI they prescribed me antibiotic. My husband is picking it up for me after work hoping to feel human again soon.

Feel better... you may want to pick up a probiotic to start after... no need to be messing more with your GI system

skruhmin

Yuck feel better.  That's like worst of both worlds.  You definitely deserve a vacation in bed!