Hodor 2.0!!!

kirstey728

Anyone else get crampy right after they eat???

Got an excuse to sit.

nedralynn

I need a nap.... or a bottle of vodka... or maybe I'll put some vodka in my sons juice..... maybe I should just take a nap before I get in trouble

agsgrrl

misskilljoy said:

I just poked my baby in the butt because she was sticking it out and she moved away so violently that it made my stomach turn.  :-& Serves me right.

I did that last night and she slammed herself into my bladder. I had to run (or as close to run as I can) to the bathroom. DF saw it, laughed and said "take that!"

JunkieBrewster

We have a deep freezer and last week my 8YO went to get something out and left it open, and all the meat spoiled.

Today, I decided since my husband was off, he could help me out groceries up, so I made a $600 shopping trip to try and restock the freezer, and buy food for the month so he would only need to produce shop after baby.

On the way home, he messaged me he's got a fever and is puking so I got stuck having to carry all that stupid meat and food up stairs from the garage. Now I am achy and sore and an asshole part of me wishes he'd gotten sick just one hour before so I could have skipped the big trip.

CandaceC1020

misskilljoy said:

I just poked my baby in the butt because she was sticking it out and she moved away so violently that it made my stomach turn.  :-& Serves me right.

You only poke?  I love when I see her little butt in my belly.  I give it love taps.  I can't wait to be able to smack her little butt in real life.

allitor12

Holy meat @JunkieBrewster‌ ! I would not have wanted to carry that upstairs. Get some rest

amedbery

@Serunatu‌ - I only got another scan because with GD they thought she may be too big. Then, after the scan, they were worried because she's too small. So go figure.

I have a constant lump a little under my ribs from her sticking her bum up in the air, out to one side. She is apparently a little yoga baby. Maybe she got small working out in there...

Cryssteen

My left bump side is covered in stretch marks because LO butt bumps constantly. The right side, no stretch marks

kirstey728

katylou91 said:

Been having contractions since last night at 11:30, very crampy feeling. They were regular last night but have tapered off some today so doctor confirmed it has been just false labor. But they have helped with my dilation and effacement woo hoo! With everything else going on with my body, doc thinks I may have a baby this weekend! Today was my due date, maybe I'll have my 12-13-14 baby

Here is a picture of cake for reading all that:

Mmmm cake. I've been seriously trying to watch what I'm eating since my BP has started to go up... At least I can still fantasize.

kirstey728

Just ate three clementines and could definitely eat more... They're so amazing!

nedralynn

kirstey728 said:

Just ate three clementines and could definitely eat more... They're so amazing!

Agreed! I can't seem to get enough of them these past few days!

kirstey728

Citrus fruit in general is just like crack to me right now. Haha

kirstey728

I love to dip animal cracker in PB!!!

So amazing!

nedralynn

MissChristineMarie said:

misskilljoy said:

MissChristineMarie said:

PB on a cheeseburger... AH-FUCKING-ORGASM-AZING.

Not even kidding.

We have a burger place here that will do basically any kind of burger ever. At least one of them has PB on it. Scroll down on this menu 'til you find the "Hunka Hunka" burger:

https://www.worksburger.com/Menu/Burger-Menu.aspx

It's like a pregnant woman's dream. You can get a burger with mac 'n cheese on it!

I love how they put their shakes in a measuring cup. Haha. Also, "the hunka hunka" burger (minus the bacon) is right up my alley!

ETA: Daaaaaang, I want all the burgers there. WHY CANADA, WHY????

I've officially decided I'm moving to Canada

nedralynn

Can we skip across the border? @MissChristineMarie‌... actually I'll probably waddle I can barely walk at this point. Is it the end of the month yet?

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amedbery

Mmm the Sum Yung Guy looks so good!
@misskilljoy‌ - what is beechouse sauce??

Apsalartoll

You guys can keep your peanut butter. More Nutella for me!

amedbery

misskilljoy said:

@amedberry - I honestly have no idea. I've never ordered that one and never asked what the sauce is. >_>

Looks like I need to head due north and come find out. God I want a burger now!

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Serunatu

A friend of mine is telling me I should be eating a lot of spicy food and pineapple and bouncing on an exercise ball. She's even giving me ideas of what kind of spicy food. One of her friends is currently in labor right now 3 weeks early so she feels that I need to be doing something to get baby out because I'm due tomorrow. IT'S SO ANNOYING! To top it off this is right after I told her I'm sick so I've been home all day trying to recover. No, I would not enjoy giving birth while I'm sick!

In other news.. I don't eat meat, but all this burger talk has me curious!

allitor12

MissChristineMarie said:

PB on a cheeseburger... AH-FUCKING-ORGASM-AZING.

Not even kidding.

This is by far the grossest thing I've read/seen/encountered all day and I've been pooped on today. You're gross.

nedralynn

I'm going to be completely childless this weekend.... I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with myself....

Cheekers2010

Burgers=yuck. Sorry! I do love Canada, though.

kirstey728

I had the greatest nap ever and I get to come back and read all the yummy food comments!!

bowlwoman

My dad, grandpa, and uncles went moose hunting in Canada when I was a baby. They bagged a moose and brought it home to Missouri and split the meat. That year for Christmas, my mom made my dad a traditional mincemeat pie (with actual meat) using the moose. My dad said that the moose meat mincemeat was the best he'd ever had and it ruined regular mincemeat for him for ever.

I would love to make him a moose meat mincemeat pie sometime just to test the theory. I made him one using venison a few years ago. He said it was good but still not the same.

rshamos

There is a place in my town that makes a pb&j burger. They do Thai peanut sauce and some type of Asian grape spread. I've been too chicken to try it out.

amedbery

This has to be my favorite picture of the day:

BayCamp

Looking like it's baby day. Regular contractions for the last 3 hours. Just laboring at home until they get closer together, then headed to the birth center!

Cheekers2010

Yay @baycamp!

GradSchoolPrincess

Yay! Congrats and Good Luck @baycamp and @katylou91 !

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soulcupcake

Good luck, ladies!

Heidig14

I have an ultrasound this morning and am scheduling an induction date. It could be today right after my appointment, or next week. I'm now getting nervous!

nedralynn

Good luck ladies! Keep us posted!!

Serunatu

Good luck everyone!!

Cryssteen

bowlwoman said:

My dad, grandpa, and uncles went moose hunting in Canada when I was a baby. They bagged a moose and brought it home to Missouri and split the meat. That year for Christmas, my mom made my dad a traditional mincemeat pie (with actual meat) using the moose. My dad said that the moose meat mincemeat was the best he'd ever had and it ruined regular mincemeat for him for ever. I would love to make him a moose meat mincemeat pie sometime just to test the theory. I made him one using venison a few years ago. He said it was good but still not the same.

Everything about this grosses me out... But I still like you, @bowlwoman!

Shortstack06

@bowlwoman my dad went moose hunting a few years ago, moose meat is really good when cured with brown sugar.  We made a lot of jerky that year.

abcmom12

I'm gonna cry laughing if after this pregnancy, @MissChristineMarie HATES pb hehehehe

Shortstack06

Evidently Boxing Day is a huge thing @misskilljoy