~~~UO~~~

Amores0121

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

stoneycakes

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

Into+the+Kitty

stoneycakes said:

^^^ No one ever said that about Natty Light, ITK. Excuse me, Natty Ice.

Lol way to point out the obvious on my joke.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

^^^ No one ever said that about Natty Light, ITK. Excuse me, Natty Ice.

Lol way to point out the obvious on my joke.

Oh good.  I'm glad you were being ironical

sarenu1

stoneycakes said:

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

On tonight's to do list:

1. Cook poorly made dinner
2. Present it on china
3. Add a sprig of parsley to make it all better.

stoneycakes

sarenu1 said:

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

On tonight's to do list: 1. Cook poorly made dinner 2. Present it on china 3. Add a sprig of parsley to make it all better.

I expect you to AW the before and after pictures on here

Mandmeesh

sarenu1 said:

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

On tonight's to do list: 1. Cook poorly made dinner 2. Present it on china 3. Add a sprig of parsley to make it all better.

I'm doing this tonight just for you guys

Into+the+Kitty

sarenu1 said:

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

On tonight's to do list: 1. Cook poorly made dinner 2. Present it on china 3. Add a sprig of parsley to make it all better.

I already love penised this, but I really need to also tell you that I just laughed at this out loud. Well done, well done.

Mandmeesh

Mapleme said:

Should I post a picture of my chocolate pudding?

I made pudding today too!! 

well, custard

and it won't last until tonight at this rate

Into+the+Kitty

I don't know if this is more UO or FFFC but I hate my husband.

If I'm trying to buy some god damn garlic stuffed olives, I don't need you to say as I'm turning down the aisle 'Think of the sodium content....' I don't care that I told you that I really want to make healthy choices this pregnancy and that I want you to hold me accountable, when it comes to my damn garlic stuffed olives you should keep your trap shut. 

Also, now I'm pissed because I could be sitting here eating olives right now instead of baby carrots.

freezorburn

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

@mandmeesh if I ever tell you that TBumz is getting old to me, please just link the site again. I'm pretty sure I just lost two pounds from the deep belly laughing I did.

The best thing about it is that her spamming actually did get her sooooo much advertising because of the ongoing joke now.  Someone's going to have to eventually break down and buy one. 

Just think of all the traffic she would get if she actually spelled it with a Z.

sarenu1

stoneycakes said:

sarenu1 said:

stoneycakes said:

Amores0121 said:

stoneycakes said:

The best is when someone posts their homemade dinner with a description fit for the finest of restaurant menus and when you look at the pic, it's badly cooked and unappetizing.  

It seems these people always have ugly plates too.  It only makes the food look worse.

Right?  And what, have these people never seen a proper grill mark or a sprig of parsley? Amateurs.  

On tonight's to do list:

1. Cook poorly made dinner
2. Present it on china
3. Add a sprig of parsley to make it all better.


I expect you to AW the before and after pictures on here

I would seriously do this, but I only have dried parsley.

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

Should I post a picture of my chocolate pudding?

Only if you swirl it onto the plate with a pastry bag and an open coupler.

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

stoneycakes said:

Mapleme said:

Should I post a picture of my chocolate pudding?

Only if you swirl it onto the plate with a pastry bag and an open coupler.

If only I had some frozen corn

Ew.  That crossed the line, Maple

TJ1979

stoneycakes said:

Mapleme said:

stoneycakes said:

Mapleme said:

Should I post a picture of my chocolate pudding?

Only if you swirl it onto the plate with a pastry bag and an open coupler.

If only I had some frozen corn


Ew.  That crossed the line, Maple

Well at least we know where the line is now.

Mandmeesh

frozen corn

nanabanana06

This isn't an actual UO and I know this thread is full of amazeballs TBumz jokes, but I just gotta say this.

Cleaning sucks! I made great progress today, but I still have lots of fine tuning to do!

km_md

Nana_Osaki06 said:

This isn't an actual UO and I know this thread is full of amazeballs TBumz jokes, but I just gotta say this.

Cleaning sucks! I made great progress today, but I still have lots of fine tuning to do!

Well then my UO is that I actually like to clean. And organize. Think Monica from Friends, that's how excited I get about it haha

Mandmeesh

After reading the GTKY thread...warm baked items (cake cookies brownies, etc) are disgusting. They don't taste normal until all the way cooled

stoneycakes

Mandmeesh said:

After reading the GTKY thread...warm baked items (cake cookies brownies, etc) are disgusting. They don't taste normal until all the way cooled

You're doing it wrong.  You don't eat them hot out of the oven.  You eat them just before they reach room temperature.  And it's like heaven in your mouth.

Mandmeesh

stoneycakes said:

Mandmeesh said:

After reading the GTKY thread...warm baked items (cake cookies brownies, etc) are disgusting. They don't taste normal until all the way cooled

You're doing it wrong.  You don't eat them hot out of the oven.  You eat them just before they reach room temperature.  And it's like heaven in your mouth.

Hmm. You're right. I'll have to try this next time. I'll have to recover from being yelled at by MKs gifs first

Into+the+Kitty

@mandmeesh I love penised you for your words only, not the sentiment.

Mandmeesh

Into+the+Kitty said:

@mandmeesh I love penised you for your words only, not the sentiment.

It's just the love penis that matters

ElleBeeDub

I'm definitely with Meesh on this one... I don't like warm baked goods. In fact, I prefer them cold.

Mandmeesh

Just for you @mapleme ! 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=664212096958957&fref=nf

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