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futant462

ThisIsBrea said:

The business cards are soooo serious.

That whole scene with Paul Allen calling him Halberstram and the cilian rail font business cards...so good.

wiggyslilsis

I have not seen very many movies. He was not pretty in American Hustle. I normally love Bradley Cooper but couldn't get past his hair. At least there was plenty of boobs...

WasNotWas

@wiggyslilsis said:

I have not seen very many movies. He was not pretty in American Hustle. I normally love Bradley Cooper but couldn't get past his hair. At least there was plenty of boobs...

In the theater an older couple behind us said "someone get her a button" #hilarious

missyishere

OMG, it's back on. I know you all care.  #liveplay

Monkeybabe

I don't have any connection to any sort of schooling. Is BirthDesMoines going on during Spring Break or something?

missyishere

Monkeybabe said:

I don't have any connection to any sort of schooling. Is BirthDesMoines going on during Spring Break or something?

 I don't think so? Maybe? 

missyishere

Hey @justaphase heyyyyy

Monkeybabe

missyishere said:

Monkeybabe said:

I don't have any connection to any sort of schooling. Is BirthDesMoines going on during Spring Break or something?

 I don't think so? Maybe? 

My H didn't say no, and then I looked up plane tickets and they're 1k round trip, but only that weekend. Yeah, newp.

Monkeybabe

Maybe I should have googled before coming here. Spring break for Oregon public schools is March 24-28, so really, 22-30. Too bad.

wiggyslilsis

Why does airfare have to cost so much?

jorkz821

no @piffle42 the site was super slow

jorkz821

hey I changed my avatar, how long till it updates?

Monkeybabe

I now have faces for my dream drinking partners.

WasNotWas

@justAphase said:

I seriously had like 100 pictures of us in that same spot @missyishere. And in 0 of them do I look normal.

Why is Missy's jacket coming off? You putting the moves on my boo?

jorkz821

I'm not in CAH anymore, and I don't think missy is either.  Maybe they gave that URL to someone else?

WasNotWas

@justAphase said:

Also, I'm drinking wine!!! I had to facetime @anustart so she could show me how to open it

I just drank a whole bottle of white. I want to give all the mouth kisses

wiggyslilsis

@justaphase wine makes me like super flushed and sweaty hot but I still drink it haha

missyishere

Wine drunk is not my favorite, because it has the worst hangovers.

WasNotWas

@justAphase said:

WasNotWas said:

@justAphase said:

Also, I'm drinking wine!!! I had to facetime @anustart so she could show me how to open it

I just drank a whole bottle of white. I want to give all the mouth kisses

Me too. It's dangerous

I'm glad I didn't drink wine in college

wiggyslilsis

Moscato is dangerous. I have had two glasses tonight already. I normally only haveone glass of wine bbut I usually drink Cabernet.

What are you drinking @justaphase

WasNotWas

@missyishere said:

Wine drunk is not my favorite, because it has the worst hangovers.

Nuh uh. When you wake up to pee chug some water and take an early morning nap #lifeskills

wiggyslilsis

Haha you look cute @justaphase

missyishere

I'm creepin in yo bushes @justaphase

wiggyslilsis

I have no idea what that is @justaphase

I am a wine newbie ">

missyishere

I told you I would give you all the great mouth kisses @wasnotwas.

wiggyslilsis

I love that we need to clarify...mouth kisses.

LuckyDad

wiggyslilsis said:

I love that we need to clarify...mouth kisses.

Mouth hugs are very different

missyishere

Sometimes mouth kisses lead to mouth hugs.

missyishere

These $5 pants are ridiculously comfortable. Thanks, China!

LuckyDad

Is CAH dead?

missyishere

LuckyDad said:

Is CAH dead?

Yes @luckydad. It wasn't cooperating.

anustart

justAphase said:

I'm offended

Because nobody hugged you with their mouth today?

anustart

justAphase said:

anustart said:

justAphase said:

I'm offended

Because nobody hugged you with their mouth today?

READ THE THREAD ANUS, GAWD

Shaddup

missyishere

Pretty hot and tempting ass

LuckyDad

I love drunk posts#

LuckyDad

I ain't even buzzed

Monkeybabe

My stomach hurts. If I'm getting sick, I'm going to be so sad.

Monkeybabe

My kid doesn't usually sleep in her bed, but she's in there now, and as been for a couple hours. I keep hearing banging going on in there, but no crying, or even talking, so I should probably assume she's tearing her bedroom apart in the dark, right?

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

BunkinMama said:

Ib tge garage too piffle

Get yourself some autocorrect, girl

Autocorrect is a drunks friend

Monkeybabe

justAphase said:

Monkeybabe said:

My kid doesn't usually sleep in her bed, but she's in there now, and as been for a couple hours. I keep hearing banging going on in there, but no crying, or even talking, so I should probably assume she's tearing her bedroom apart in the dark, right?

She's fiiiiiiiiine! Is it a crib or an actual bed?

She has a bed. That kid is perfectly capable of letting me know when she's not fine, so I'm not worried about her, I'm just more wondering if I'm going to find a toy explosion later, lol.