Dear diary

jorkz821

@wasnotwas
How YOU doin'?

missyishere

ScarlettPanda said:

DS and I start swimming lessons tomorrow. Starting anything new gives me anxiety, and I'm crossing all fingers and toes that he doesn't spend the whole time screaming. I have no reason to think he will, but I'm still nervous. What a silly thing to be anxious about...

I don't know how old your LO is, but I started my DD at 8 months. She loved it!!! All of the kids in her class had a blast, too. The beginner classes are just to acclimate them, so there is no pressure to really learn anything.

taggiecb

The last few times I have gone on facebook, I have screamed in my head "no one cares about your life!!!' so that is being shut down for the night.  I am catching another cold, so I have no patience for anything right now.  I know it's me and not them, but I can't help how I feel.

flyingsaucer

Cleaning closets all effing weekend because we are listing Monday. I think we may take DS and my step son to see the Lego movie

WasNotWas

I'm gonna learn Russian from watching The Americans, da?

WasNotWas

O and this better be the drinking thread because I just made an executive decision and I'm gonna finish the bottle I started  

flyingsaucer

@scarlettpanda good luck! I am sure it will be fine!

LuckyDad

WasNotWas said:

I'm gonna learn Russian from watching The Americans, da?

Da. Vokda. Borat.

futant462

LuckyDad said:

WasNotWas said:

I'm gonna learn Russian from watching The Americans, da?

Da. Vokda. Borat.

Borscht

jorkz821

LOLOL good thing you clarified @mrsbutt. Watch @jerseysprouts get a bunch of messed up shit on SC and she'd be all "that mrs butt is NOT what I expected!"

missyishere

Whut whut @mrsbutt

LuckyDad

MrsButt said:

JerseySprouts said:

MrsButt said:

@jersysprouts are we snap friends? 

ETA: spelling is hard, yo. 

I added you. Unless there is another @mrsbutt

DELETE FRIEND. ABORT. That is not me. 

I would be wary what you get from an @mrsbutt on SC!

Adding now!

missyishere

Duh mrmissy should be @mrbutt on SC

missyishere

@futant462 you and DW wanna join us for some cards in a bit?

WasNotWas

@justAphase if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry for fear of losing you

jorkz821

I wanna play too @missyishere!

missyishere

I PIPd a shot of DH in his boxer briefs once in Chit Chat. I wonder if it's still there. Lol

jorkz821

If that's ok....
Awkward....

missyishere

jorkz821 said:

If that's ok....
Awkward....

For you to play? Of course!!

missyishere

Quit apologizing, Canadians!

missyishere

I still have to put DD down, which I'm going to do now. #playbyplay

futant462

missyishere said:

@futant462 you and DW wanna join us for some cards in a bit?

Raincheck. We're in the middle of a rousing game of Fireball Island. Anytime someone gets hit by a fireball you drink.

WasNotWas

@justAphase said:

WasNotWas said:

@justAphase if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry for fear of losing you

Are you wearing space pants? Cuz yo' ass is outta this world

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

LoveActually4

Do you guys find it ironic that celebrities endorse boxed hair dye? Really? I bet you sit at home on a Friday night and dye your own hair. Sure thing!

I have way too much time on my hands but this is really bugging me.

WasNotWas

LoveActually4 said:

Do you guys find it ironic that celebrities endorse boxed hair dye? Really? I bet you sit at home on a Friday night and dye your own hair. Sure thing!

I have way too much time on my hands but this is really bugging me.

Giselle's Pantene commercials drive me nuts. I'm sure you're using fucking Pantene G...

WasNotWas

If nothing else, The Americans will get me on a diet and dressing like a fancey 80s mom #kerirussellisfwine

theimpossibleastronaut

After a day of cleaning our house like crazy for DD's bday party tomorrow, H and I played CAH with my mom. So freaking fun!

missyishere

I'm starting a game right now. 

WasNotWas

@MrsButt said:

Keri Russell in the Americans gives me all the hair envy. Her locks just look so lush and full. I want to rub my hands through it and then make it into a wig for me. #crazy

She and I have very similar hair textures so I am convinced I could replicate! If only I had her eyebrows and eyes and face shape and skin suit...too far lmk

jorkz821

How do I get there missy?

WasNotWas

@RiverSong82 said:

After a day of cleaning our house like crazy for DD's bday party tomorrow, H and I played CAH with my mom. So freaking fun!

Happy early birthday party!

studyinpink

StudyinPinks

@snapchap peoples

missyishere

FUCK-- It's not letting me start it.  Can anyone else get it going?!

WasNotWas

@lexilupin!!!! Ty had a penis surgery this week so I can help you!!! Breast milk is considered a clear liquid and can be consumed 4 hours prior to surgery

flyingsaucer

HilarityEnsued said:

I used to get my hair done at Warren Tricomi salon in NYC. One time I was in there and there were all these models getting their hair dyed for the photo shoots for the drug stor boxed hair color. My stylist was telling me all the gossip. Basically they dye a small piece of their hair with the box shit at the base of their neck where it obviously will never be shown. The rest of the hair is professionally highlighted and low lighted with shit that definitely doesn't come out of a box. Shocking... I know.

I have a friend that did an infomercial for some exercise equipment. She did before and after photos to show weight loss. Only... She never used the equipment! Just jogged and crash dieted. Damn false advertising

theimpossibleastronaut

WasNotWas said:

@RiverSong82 said:

After a day of cleaning our house like crazy for DD's bday party tomorrow, H and I played CAH with my mom. So freaking fun!

Happy early birthday party!

Thanks sweetie! I'm gonna bump until my eyes start closing, which will probably be in five minutes...freaking beat.

missyishere

missyishere said:

FUCK-- It's not letting me start it.  Can anyone else get it going?!

Guise

jorkz821

Oh @lexilupin that's not eeyorey at all! I'd be worried too. Hugs!

WasNotWas

@MrsButt said:

WasNotWas said:

@MrsButt said:

Keri Russell in the Americans gives me all the hair envy. Her locks just look so lush and full. I want to rub my hands through it and then make it into a wig for me. #crazy

She and I have very similar hair textures so I am convinced I could replicate! If only I had her eyebrows and eyes and face shape and skin suit...too far lmk

So if we ever meet, I can run my hands through your hair?

Not if but when my love. True story, in high school I cut my hair short like hers...I'll have to dig up a pic. We were twins (Cept I was crazy awkward)

WasNotWas

@missyishere said:

missyishere said:

FUCK-- It's not letting me start it.  Can anyone else get it going?!

Guise

I have no idea what you are talking about. You crazy kids and your technology