FFFC 2/21

mrscurlygurl

Let's hear 'em!

tourqeyes

Went to pee yesterday and decided I was too tired to get up and go back to my desk. Put my head against the wall and closed my eyes for 10 minutes for a quick energy recharge.

SuperTinkerham

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

Dream123456778

I'm contemplating showing a movie instead of teaching today. 

tourqeyes

I may have used a disagreement with DH last night to take it as an opportunity to tell him he should sleep in the guest room. Not because I was that mad at him but because I just wanted the entire bed to myself last night.

Apparently I was not very convincing because he still snuck in after I had been asleep for an hour or two.

tourqeyes

Dream123456778 said:

I'm contemplating showing a movie instead of teaching today. 

That's why I would not be a good teacher. it would be like movie Friday every week.

Lhalliburton

I had a very real dream last night that DH was cheating on me and I walked in on him with not one, but two women. And he wasn't even surprised or sorry, he was like "what's the big deal?". I'm irrationally annoyed with him and haven't talked to him all morning. We're both working from home today.

ghostof5letters

We're traveling today. I just got a breakfast quesadilla with chips and salsa. I ate 4 chips out of a huge bag. I took a work phone call, and when I came back my fucking husband threw away my chips and salsa assuming I was done!!!!

mrscurlygurl

SuperTinkerham said:

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

Why don't all of you just take the new made up name then?

mrscurlygurl

ghostof5letters said:

We're traveling today. I just got a breakfast quesadilla with chips and salsa. I ate 4 chips out of a huge bag. I took a work phone call, and when I came back my fucking husband threw away my chips and salsa assuming I was done!!!!

How many bags did he have to buy you to make up for it?

ghostof5letters

mrscurlygurl said:

ghostof5letters said:

We're traveling today. I just got a breakfast quesadilla with chips and salsa. I ate 4 chips out of a huge bag. I took a work phone call, and when I came back my fucking husband threw away my chips and salsa assuming I was done!!!!

How many bags did he have to buy you to make up for it?

And this is the second flight in a row he took my window seat

jnnfrrose6

We have new hires today.  Up to 17 coming in.  I'm the one who has to process all of them (though I am working on training someone since I'll be out in a few months).  Because we hire through the local, we have no say on when they come in, which means the majority of them show up about 15 minutes before my lunch.  I try to stay flexible when I know I'm hiring and push lunch, but I'm not waiting until 2pm to eat lunch today.  They can wait on me today, thankyouverymuch.

runrinserepeat

My a/s is today. DH will probably be trying to figure out the sex because he's like that, he really wants to know (he thinks this will be a big factor in whether we stop at 2 or have a third). I'm kind of terrified that I'm going to see something because I really don't want to find out. If I do, though, I'm not telling DH.

Lola825

I held it together during our a/s yesterday and didnt get overly emotional. When we got in the car I had a total meltdown. It had finally hit me that after wanting children since I was able to hold a doll as a little girl and a year and a half of TTC, this was finally happening. We have a healthy, perfect baby girl and I didnt anticipate the flood of emotions. Poor DH thought I was having a panic attack!

cakebatter27

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

BP607

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

DS only peed on me like twice and never in the face, you just have to be quick with the diapers!

zellatrix

On Wednesday, I woke up with the "I just don't give a fuck" mentality. So, I emailed my boss and said, "I have things I need to do this morning" and then slept for two more hours, woke up and ate breakfast the DH brought me (he is on the midnight shift this week) and then had sex. Got to work around 11:30. Best morning I've had in a long time. This may be one of the reasons why I am quitting to be a SAHM after baby is born. 

abunai523

ghostof5letters said:

And this is the second flight in a row he took my window seat

This would be grounds for divorce in my house. Me and the window seat is like Sheldon and his spot.

My FFFC: After our A/S yesterday I came in to the office, but I basically did nothing. I Bumped and looked at baby names online. I only feel a little bad.

bullybutt

cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

I would take a baby penis over a vag anyday (there is no right way to say that : / ) However, I had a total meltdown once when I accidentally nicked (or diaper stuck to) his semi-newly circ'd peepee and it bled...oh how I cried!

bullybutt

SuperTinkerham said:

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

Whhhhut? Is this seriously real life?

Angeliquesmom

MY FFFC:  I have an older coworker that I only work every third weekend with (usually just on Sunday)..........and upon the word "bump" slipping out of my mouth she went all, "Don't say "bump", it's not a bump, it's a baby!" and had the most disgusted look on her face....like, wtf ever lady.  If I want to call my stomach a "bump" then I will and I don't give a shit how you feel about it.    So over it.

ETA:  she also said it was "disrespectful" to refer to my baby as a bump.  I can't even....

:-w

cakebatter27

I feel better. Give me a penis today!

honeybee434

BIL told us all that his GF was pregnant this week. I don't care for her, they have an awful relationship neither if them are happy in and he's been debating whether or not he should "get out of it" for over a year. (They've been living with earn other for their entire 4 years together, she has two kids he has one.) Well, now she's knocked up, he is not happy about it, and she's the type of person who we are all wondering if she stopped taking her BC pills to get pregnant on purpose to keep him around. He's stupid for staying in a relationship he didn't want for so long where this could happen and now she doesn't get why he hasn't done a 180 to become this super supportive SO out of nowhere. She also already "feels the baby all the time" and she is 11 weeks pregnant.

She sent a picture of her u/s this week and MIL responded with "that's my youngest grandbaby." Which out of nowhere made me want to cry. Apparently our LO is already being pushed aside and the poor girl isn't even here, yet. My pregnancy emotions have been all over the place not wanting to share my pregnancy with her and this situation, even though I know that's stupid and irrational, but I'm having a mini pity party over here anyway.

cookieinva

cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

Everything i hear from parents who have had both boy and girls ay girls are worse for this. With boys you can tell it is coming so you have warning (this is true in my experience with DS) but with girls there is no warning so it happens more often (no idea on that part as I have no daughters). Baby/toddler erections definitely still creep me out a little, even if it is perfectly normal and natural.

runrinserepeat

cookieinva said:

cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

Everything i hear from parents who have had both boy and girls ay girls are worse for this. With boys you can tell it is coming so you have warning (this is true in my experience with DS) but with girls there is no warning so it happens more often (no idea on that part as I have no daughters). Baby/toddler erections definitely still creep me out a little, even if it is perfectly normal and natural.

I have never had my daughter pee in my face. Ever. Ever, ever.

tealowl

FFFC - I'm planning a weekend trip to an indoor water park soon, and I'm planning it around my bump. I'm not going until it's hard enough to where I can wear a bikini and look halfway cute.

purpleXdandelion

BPaws said:

@jessa8907
I'm the crazy one. It's true.

I locked myself in the bathroom yesterday with a bowl of confetti "cake batter". It's not even real batter. It's just powdered cake mix and milk. No regrets. It was amazing and I got 15 minutes to myself. I just realized I ate it with DS's spoon.

Then I felt sick all night.

Have you ever made the cake batter dip? With yogurt and cool whip mixed in. It's on pinterest and it's amazing.

jensavicci

AW post/DW report/ FFFC (It's a bit long!)

Ok, I told you guys I'd update you on my valentines day. I felt like it was FFFC worthy haha. Also, I know its really cheesy and cliche for something like this to happen on valentines day but, idegaf, it was incredible. The kids were at my MIL's btw.

(Major TMI Warning at the end so prepare yourself)

First, DW came home with my favorite flowers and a king size package of Reese's! Lol I love Reese's So then she drove me a little ways outside of Philly and took me to a spa! We got facials and I got a pre-natal massage. It was orgasmically good. Then, we came home and I noticed there were some lights in the house. So I freaked because no one was supposed to be home. But when I got inside there were candles everywhere and our favorite songs were playing on the stereo (she got her brother to come over and set things up). She also had a blanket sitting on the floor with sparkling apple cider and my fav lobster rolls! Then she got on her knee and started reading the vows she wrote for me on our wedding day. Ladies, it was so friggin amazing and magical I can't even describe the emotions I was feeling. DW is DEFINITELY  forgiven. So we ate our food and laughed like we were in high school again. Then we awkwardly slow danced to the music (my bump was in the way lol) and just enjoyed each other's company. 

Now, it's been about 2 months since I've had sex with her. I've had an itch that no toy can exactly scratch. So when we took things to the bedroom that night, I felt like a teenage virgin. Touched for the very first time. Well, we finally get down to business and its mind blowing. I'm talking about Broken bed, ripped sheets, neighbors know my name mind blowing. So, she's doing her thing and all of a sudden...there's a rumble in my stomach. I try to ignore it but it doesn't go away. So I'm closer and closer to climaxing and all of a sudden I jump up, run like hell to the bathroom and blow the toilet up

Soooo......basically, my wife Fucked the shit out of me Now you know. 

Lol I feel like this gif goes well with the overall night.

katnipeverclean

kleMcK said:

cookieinva said:

cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

Everything i hear from parents who have had both boy and girls ay girls are worse for this. With boys you can tell it is coming so you have warning (this is true in my experience with DS) but with girls there is no warning so it happens more often (no idea on that part as I have no daughters). Baby/toddler erections definitely still creep me out a little, even if it is perfectly normal and natural.

I have never had my daughter pee in my face. Ever. Ever, ever.

Me either. Not once. Not even when we were potty training.

katnipeverclean

I am hopelessly addicted to The Bachelor.

ETA:  I can't wait until next week because there is an episode on Monday and Tuesday!

cookieinva

SarahVol131 said:

kleMcK said:

cookieinva said:

cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

Everything i hear from parents who have had both boy and girls ay girls are worse for this. With boys you can tell it is coming so you have warning (this is true in my experience with DS) but with girls there is no warning so it happens more often (no idea on that part as I have no daughters). Baby/toddler erections definitely still creep me out a little, even if it is perfectly normal and natural.

I have never had my daughter pee in my face. Ever. Ever, ever.

Me either. Not once. Not even when we were potty training.

That's cool. I've never had my son pee in my face ever ever ever.

lindslalala

I agree with @bpaws, baby boy "boners" are far more terrifying than pee. DH wants a boy again because (and I quote) "I'm scared of all those crevices" for a girl. He's convinced changing a girls diaper is extremely complicated. I just roll my eyes at him.

SuperTinkerham

mrscurlygurl said:

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

Why don't all of you just take the new made up name then?

We are lazy and don't want to do the paperwork. As well as it costs $ we don't want to spend on something like that. We are happy with our compromise.

katnipeverclean

jensavicci said:

AW post/DW report/ FFFC (It's a bit long!)

Ok, I told you guys I'd update you on my valentines day. I felt like it was FFFC worthy haha. Also, I know its really cheesy and cliche for something like this to happen on valentines day but, idegaf, it was incredible. The kids were at my MIL's btw.

(Major TMI Warning at the end so prepare yourself)

First, DW came home with my favorite flowers and a king size package of Reese's! Lol I love Reese's So then she drove me a little ways outside of Philly and took me to a spa! We got facials and I got a pre-natal massage. It was orgasmically good. Then, we came home and I noticed there were some lights in the house. So I freaked because no one was supposed to be home. But when I got inside there were candles everywhere and our favorite songs were playing on the stereo (she got her brother to come over and set things up). She also had a blanket sitting on the floor with sparkling apple cider and my fav lobster rolls! Then she got on her knee and started reading the vows she wrote for me on our wedding day. Ladies, it was so friggin amazing and magical I can't even describe the emotions I was feeling. DW is DEFINITELY  forgiven. So we ate our food and laughed like we were in high school again. Then we awkwardly slow danced to the music (my bump was in the way lol) and just enjoyed each other's company. 

Now, it's been about 2 months since I've had sex with her. I've had an itch that no toy can exactly scratch. So when we took things to the bedroom that night, I felt like a teenage virgin. Touched for the very first time. Well, we finally get down to business and its mind blowing. I'm talking about Broken bed, ripped sheets, neighbors know my name mind blowing. So, she's doing her thing and all of a sudden...there's a rumble in my stomach. I try to ignore it but it doesn't go away. So I'm closer and closer to climaxing and all of a sudden I jump up, run like hell to the bathroom and blow the toilet up

Soooo......basically, my wife Fucked the shit out of me Now you know. 

Lol I feel like this gif goes well with the overall night.

Oh Jen, I am so happy y'all are reconciled! But I just snorted I laughed so hard at the ending of this. That's true love baby!

pfeilele

Is it even possible for a girl to pee in your face? My son has definitely shot some good ones - not in my face, but huge arcs of pee. I guess I just don't see how that's possible with a girl.They might pee more when not wearing a diaper, but I have a hard time believing I'm going to need to clean the carpets because of it.

Jbosarge85

 DS has never once peed on me. At all. I swear, I was terrified of baby weiners in the beginning, but now it's totally NBD. All the flaps and folds and weirdness of tiny vaginas freak me out now. Except for the boners. That really took me off guard the first time and I may have burst into tears and yelled for DF to come look.

Great now you're freaking me out. I know this will really make me sound like an idiot, but babies can get boners? I thought that was a "comes with puberty" thing

lindslalala

Jbosarge85 said:

BPaws said:

 DS has never once peed on me. At all. I swear, I was terrified of baby weiners in the beginning, but now it's totally NBD. All the flaps and folds and weirdness of tiny vaginas freak me out now.

Except for the boners. That really took me off guard the first time and I may have burst into tears and yelled for DF to come look.

BPaws said:

BPaws said:

Great now you're freaking me out. I know this will really make me sound like an idiot, but babies can get boners? I thought that was a "comes with puberty" thing

They're not real boners. Just a reaction to the air hitting the penis or blood flow. Still terrifying, but they obviously aren't "excited", they're babies!

cookieinva

BPaws said:

 DS has never once peed on me. At all. I swear, I was terrified of baby weiners in the beginning, but now it's totally NBD. All the flaps and folds and weirdness of tiny vaginas freak me out now. Except for the boners. That really took me off guard the first time and I may have burst into tears and yelled for DF to come look.

Great now you're freaking me out. I know this will really make me sound like an idiot, but babies can get boners? I thought that was a "comes with puberty" thing

I thought so too. But, it happens and it's weird the first couple of times. It's not like a daily thing. I think he's had one like 5 times that I've seen, but the first time I was convinced his penis was broken.

Agree! DS gets them sometimes in the morning (who knew that started this young!?). Even though he is potty trained now, I knew one morning because he kept grabbing at it but insisted he didn't need to go potty. So I ask why he keeps grabbing his penis and he tells me "It hurts because it got big." Oh...okaaaaaay.

Skeemer

SuperTinkerham said:

mrscurlygurl said:

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

Why don't all of you just take the new made up name then?

We are lazy and don't want to do the paperwork. As well as it costs $ we don't want to spend on something like that. We are happy with our compromise.

@-)

purpleXdandelion

First, my MIL offered to buy a recliner for the baby's room. Well we decided maybe we want a bookshelf instead cuz we will just put our current recliner in there. She asked how much it was and I said $175, she said ok. Upon more thought, we realized we needed a dresser instead for DS and LOs room since we currently don't have one. Plus DS's clothes are taking up the whole tiny closet and we need to rethink our storage solutions now that #2 is on the way.

My FFFC: I found a dresser on amazon for $140, so I ordered a couple other necessities as well with her credit card. Like the month-by-month baby book, a big brother book for DS and straps to anchor the dresser to the wall. The total was only $160 after that so I figured it was NBD since she was originally gonna spend $300 on a recliner then $175 on a bookshelf. I still feel sneaky though.

MstoMrstoMom851214

I'm officially immaturely freaked out about my little guy getting a baby boner now!  Thanks so much ladies!!