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bluejeanbaby1217

I have two FFFC today....

1) my husband went to a men's bible study last night and before he left I asked him to please bring me back a Reese's blast, well he got back at 10pm and I was already sleep but woke up when he walked in the room and was immediately pissed that e forgot my ice cream even though I was already sleeping. He felt really bad though lol

2) we had an elective U/S at 18 weeks that showed we were having a girl, after that I went crazy with the girl stuff and decorating the nursery and now am a little paranoid that my anatomy scan at 23 weeks is gojng to show a boy lol. Not that we would be any less thrilled about another boy but a part of me is thinking "shit, what the hell was I thinking!" I did keep all recipets though. I keep watching the us video to see if I can find any signs of a penis

Big+Lil

I ordered all sorts of new furniture for DDs big girl room, without measuring. A few weeks ago, I made DH take apart the nursery furniture, move it and reassemble. Now the new furniture doesn't fit in her room.

I'm secretly hiring someone to move the nursery back so I don't have to admit to my husband that I didn't measure. I'm going to tell him that Pottery Barn was so helpful and moved it all!

emineminem

Oh my god, Jen. You win the Internet today bahahahahaha.

DH is SO terrified of changing our baby girl. He says he has a plan involving some complicated wipe/diaper maneuver so he never actually has to see her vagina. I'm not thrilled at having to clean poo out of baby crevices either, but he's acting like such a baby! I hope he sucks it up and can handle it. FIL is notorious for puking when he changed his kids diapers, so I'm hoping that's not hereditary.

My confession...DH and the puppy are out of town for the weekend and I enjoyed my freedom last night with a box of Girl Scout cookies and two bowls of ice cream. Then I farted a lot in bed and slept the whole night in stinky, snoogled bliss.

Pooka8

I hate the 'random threads go here' rule.  I like the random threads, I think it helps you get to know other board members better.  They are conversation starters.  If you stick them all in one place then you never get responses.  

chrinikki1

FFFC: I LOVE to fart. And being pg, I fart double what I did before and it makes me laugh every time. Accidentally farted at work walking between offices and turned the corner and some clients were there. Uh, Oops! I immediately started dragging my feet to try to hide the sounds But then laughed the whole way back to my office. Hilarious. DH HATES farting and I secretly hope LO takes after me cause kids farts are even FUNNIER!

mrscurlygurl

Skeemer said:

 

kleMcK said:

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cakebatter27 said:

Although I have every instinct this is gonna be a boy, I'm secretly hoping for a girl today. It's our first and we're not one and done, but I'm terrified of raising something with a penis. The thought of months of getting sprayed in the face with pee isn't exactly my cup of tea either.

Everything i hear from parents who have had both boy and girls ay girls are worse for this. With boys you can tell it is coming so you have warning (this is true in my experience with DS) but with girls there is no warning so it happens more often (no idea on that part as I have no daughters). Baby/toddler erections definitely still creep me out a little, even if it is perfectly normal and natural.

I have never had my daughter pee in my face. Ever. Ever, ever.



How is this even possible? Unless your baby girl is suspended mid air while you attempt to change the diaper. Or unless you're the person who posted the one legged girl penis sonogram pic a few days ago.


It can happen. My girl cousin peed on me when I was about 14. I was changing her when she was like a week old. It shot up and got all over my shoulder...positioned differently and that would have been my face.

kmawb

chrinikki1 said:

FFFC: I LOVE to fart. And being pg, I fart double what I did before and it makes me laugh every time. Accidentally farted at work walking between offices and turned the corner and some clients were there. Uh, Oops! I immediately started dragging my feet to try to hide the sounds But then laughed the whole way back to my office. Hilarious. DH HATES farting and I secretly hope LO takes after me cause kids farts are even FUNNIER!

Totally agree with the bolded!  When my DD "toots" (we prefer that to the term fart) it is hilarious!  She gets this goofy grin on her face that's half guilty half proud.  The best ones she does are either in the bath ("look mommy I made bubble bath") or right after getting out of the tub with some really good wet cheek flapping action. )

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MonkeyJD

kmawb said:

Not really a FFFC (but it's not pee or erection related) but my plan at work this afternoon is to watch the Canada vs USA men's hockey game streaming video on my computer while "pretending" to do work.  GO CANADA GO!!

I want to give you love tits but I can't. Go USA! DH is at work so I'm recording the game for him.

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knitsandgiggles

SuperTinkerham said:

SharkBaby isn't going to have either of our last names. We are taking 1st syllable of mister's last name + last syllable of mine and smooshing it together. This seems to be causing consternation to people IRL. And I'm amused.

I find this interesting. Any reason why (don't really love either of your names, equal naming)?

DH has a hypenated name because his mother wanted to include her name on her childrens' names. She and FIL each kept their respective names.

DH wasn't the biggest fan (his name is way too long, some confusion with parent names growing up, and his name just being messed up in general).

It is something we knew we wouldn't pass on to any kids we have. So while DH and I are hypothetically Bartleby-Smith legally, DD and any future siblings are just Bartleby. We are socially going to be known as the Bartlebys.

BoraBoraBaby

Everyone and everything is annoying me today, except my baby and her kicking.

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knitsandgiggles

I was away from home for 3 hours this morning and almost ran over my trash cans when I found myself staring at our new, shiny new silver mailbox. Just 3 hours earlier, it was a black slightly broken mailbox.

I called DH to tell him and all we can figure is that the town thinks they hit our mailbox with a snow plow and replaced it. Damn, I didn't think it looked that bad. The garbage truck hit it once, my father knocked it over a few months ago, and maybe a plow hit it. But it was still functional.

Edit - sigh. I meant to put this in the random thread. Fail boat for knitty.

tourqeyes

tundrabunny said:

After reading all that stuff about baby boys getting boners, I am once again relieved to be having a girl.

Yeah, until you get to a point where one day you have to worry about all men's boners once your daughter is older.

tourqeyes

Pooka8 said:

I hate the 'random threads go here' rule.  I like the random threads, I think it helps you get to know other board members better.  They are conversation starters.  If you stick them all in one place then you never get responses.  

MODERATION is key.

helloblueeyes

tourqeyes said:

tundrabunny said:

After reading all that stuff about baby boys getting boners, I am once again relieved to be having a girl.

Yeah, until you get to a point where one day you have to worry about all men's boners once your daughter is older.

I think this might be one of the main reasons my DH wants a boy, lol. 

He also said that if any future daughters tell him they are a lesbian he will throw a parade. 

tourqeyes

Csltdk said:

I keep expecting to read a really good FFFC like someone going crazy and confessing they aren't pregnant, or someone thinking they are pregnant with a puppy instead of a baby, or maybe even someone confessing they are a cheater. Can I get anyone to admit they shit the bed? SOMETHING!?

And this friday it's about baby piss and boners.



jensavicci. That one made me giggle.

And no, I have no confession of my own, I will try to come up with a good one

@csltdk - Common, I'm waiting on some earth shattering confession from you...

AutumnBonfire

DS has peed on me many times and on his own face quite a few times. He gets little boners every now and then. When it first happened, DH was so amused that he made me come up and look at DS's "first woody." Having a girl with poop filled crevices scares me too.

@jensavicci I'm glad everything is going well for you and DW. That ending is hilarious. Way to kill the moment! I also got king sized Reeses for Valentine's Day, yummy.

 

My FFFC: I feel so dumb. I was team green with DS and at my anatomy scan I saw the tech label something Lt Ov. I told two coworkers that and a Google search told us that meant left ovary. I was convinced I was having a girl. I never told anyone except the coworkers. After he was born and DH announced he was a boy, I blurted out "a boy!!" in shock. A nurse commented that she thought I didn't have any idea about the sex. DH did not notice my shock. It just occurred to me about a month ago that the tech was labeling MY ovary, not the baby's. I am an educated person with a post-master's degree. I feel like a complete idiot.

I'm also going to confess that I just ate a ton of food from KFC/Taco Bell and now I feel like absolute crap.

kmawb

MonkeyJD said:

Not really a FFFC (but it's not pee or erection related) but my plan at work this afternoon is to watch the Canada vs USA men's hockey game streaming video on my computer while "pretending" to do work.  GO CANADA GO!!

I want to give you love tits but I can't. Go USA! DH is at work so I'm recording the game for him.

That's OK @MonkeyJD, I'll forgive you. 

SPOILER ALERT:

Woo hoo!! 1-0 Canada at the end of the 2nd!!!

lindslalala

helloblueeyes said:

tourqeyes said:

tundrabunny said:

After reading all that stuff about baby boys getting boners, I am once again relieved to be having a girl.

Yeah, until you get to a point where one day you have to worry about all men's boners once your daughter is older.

I think this might be one of the main reasons my DH wants a boy, lol. 

He also said that if any future daughters tell him they are a lesbian he will throw a parade. 

DH always says with a boy you only have to worry about one dick, but with a girl you have to worry about ALL the dicks.

AutumnBonfire

alwaysnc4me said:

AutumnBonfire said:

DS has peed on me many times and on his own face quite a few times. He gets little boners every now and then. When it first happened, DH was so amused that he made me come up and look at DS's "first woody." Having a girl with poop filled crevices scares me too.

@jensavicci I'm glad everything is going well for you and DW. That ending is hilarious. Way to kill the moment! I also got king sized Reeses for Valentine's Day, yummy.

 

My FFFC: I feel so dumb. I was team green with DS and at my anatomy scan I saw the tech label something Lt Ov. I told two coworkers that and a Google search told us that meant left ovary. I was convinced I was having a girl. I never told anyone except the coworkers. After he was born and DH announced he was a boy, I blurted out "a boy!!" in shock. A nurse commented that she thought I didn't have any idea about the sex. DH did not notice my shock. It just occurred to me about a month ago that the tech was labeling MY ovary, not the baby's. I am an educated person with a post-master's degree. I feel like a complete idiot.

I'm also going to confess that I just ate a ton of food from KFC/Taco Bell and now I feel like absolute crap.

But on the upside, all that grease is bound to have a laxative effect and if you're stopped up it might feel like heaven afterwards!

I guess there is a silver lining. I ate these Cinnabon bite things that were absolute grease sponges. It actually dripped out when I bit into one.

kmawb

Woo Hoo!!!!  Canada beats the USA 1-0!!  We play Sweden for the gold medal on Sunday, USA plays Finland for the bronze tomorrow.

Sorry (not sorry) ladies.

hupp0013

I am a little glad that it snowed and rained 8 inches between yesterday and today. DH has worked from home the past 2 days and I like having him here. I am also glad to be pregnant this winter so I don't have to shovel. DH yells at me the couple of times I have done it.

TallMomma29

kmawb said:

Woo Hoo!!!!  Canada beats the USA 1-0!!  We play Sweden for the gold medal on Sunday, USA plays Finland for the bronze tomorrow.

Sorry (not sorry) ladies.

Dang it.  Loser keeps Bieber :-(

ETA:  I was temporarily excited/confused and thought Canada had to take him back now :-(

kmawb

TallMomma29 said:

kmawb said:

Woo Hoo!!!!  Canada beats the USA 1-0!!  We play Sweden for the gold medal on Sunday, USA plays Finland for the bronze tomorrow.

Sorry (not sorry) ladies.

Dang it.  Loser keeps Bieber :-(

ETA:  I was temporarily excited/confused and thought Canada had to take him back now :-(

Never!!!!  He's all yours.

zellatrix

On Wednesday, I woke up with the "I just don't give a fuck" mentality. So, I emailed my boss and said, "I have things I need to do this morning" and then slept for two more hours, woke up and ate breakfast the DH brought me (he is on the midnight shift this week) and then had sex. Got to work around 11:30. Best morning I've had in a long time. This may be one of the reasons why I am quitting to be a SAHM after baby is born. 

If you can figure out how to have a morning like that while taking care of child, you will make millions. I'm going to try emailing my 1 year old tomorrow and telling him I have thing to do so I can sleep past 5:15am lol

I am assuming this will stop after baby starts sleeping through the night. lol. I am all about the "nap when baby naps" thing. But, mainly, one of the reasons is because DH works rotating shifts and when he works 3-11's, I pretty much don't see him for two weeks. I am looking forward to mornings with just me and him and the baby while DS6 is at school.

ETA: I'd just like to add that I have been a SAHM before, I did it for three years. I know how it works, I know we don't sit on our ass all day eating bon bons and sleeping hours at a time. But, I would much prefer my kid be my "boss" than to have to punch a time clock from 8-5 M-F for someone else. 

helloblueeyes

Lori_n_Lior said:

I don't have any work that is pressing today so I am just lounging around playing on the internet while my nanny takes care of my kid.

I was just coming in here to post something similar as my FFFC #2.

I basically got all the shit i needed done this week done yesterday. I will be bumping and playing cookie clicker for most of the day unless one of the bosses comes up with something they should be able to do but for some reason can't, which is highly likely but probably still not going to fill up my entire day.

 

mrscurlygurl

I am so happy for you @jensavicci! And at the same time jealous...I don't think I've ever had sex like that.

My FFFC: I put DS down for a nap about 1. It's 2:45 and I think he is finally asleep. He never full on cried, but I have been turning the monitor off and on while lying with my sleep mask on my eyes. He's been taking crappy short naps all week and I was not about to allow a no-nap day.

Dream123456778

I ended up teaching today.

My new confession is that I bought a bunch of new maternity stuff and didn't mention it to my dh yet, and I'm considering seeing if he even notices the credit card bill. 

mamatomp

TKT17 said:

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Edit because obviously I'm retarded and nothing that I typed or quoted showed up soooo... I'm just gunna start over.

MonkeyJD

kmawb said:

MonkeyJD said:

kmawb said:

Not really a FFFC (but it's not pee or erection related) but my plan at work this afternoon is to watch the Canada vs USA men's hockey game streaming video on my computer while "pretending" to do work.  GO CANADA GO!!

I want to give you love tits but I can't. Go USA! DH is at work so I'm recording the game for him.

That's OK @MonkeyJD, I'll forgive you. 

SPOILER ALERT:

Woo hoo!! 1-0 Canada at the end of the 2nd!!!

Well crap. It was a good game. I hate that we had to meet up in a qualifier instead of a final round. I'm going to pout just a little but I'll be happy next week when Shea Weber returns to town.

jnnfrrose6

Well my plan to make the new hires wait didn't work out.  Didn't have to wait until 2 to eat, but still ate late.  At least my boss brought me a milkshake.

FFFC #2.  Next Friday I have my monthly check up.  A/S was last month, so it'll be a quick check.  The appointment is at 11am.  I'm already planning to tell my boss I won't be able to do new hires that day and I'm thinking "something" might happen that will make my appointment go "long" and I won't make it back to work that day.  Yes, I'm already planning this a week out, but I had 16 new hires today and 7 yesterday.  And we're still 17 people short for our jobs.

mamatomp

TKT17 said:

Also, I recently realized it's been a year since I had the oil changed in my car. DH would lose his mind, so I just took the sticker off the windshield.

What I was TRYING to say is, I find this hilarious bc I'm totally guilty of the same thing. My car has 34k miles on it and I think I've changed the oil *maybe* twice... I took the sticker off a few months ago. No point in changing it now-- my lease is up next month!

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tealowl

FFFC - I really miss my Friday night wine and cigarettes. I'm going to miss it more once spring comes and my porch is more inviting. I'm just bored and miss my non-pregnant routines.

hgtvmom

jnnfrrose6 said:

Well my plan to make the new hires wait didn't work out.  Didn't have to wait until 2 to eat, but still ate late.  At least my boss brought me a milkshake.

FFFC #2.  Next Friday I have my monthly check up.  A/S was last month, so it'll be a quick check.  The appointment is at 11am.  I'm already planning to tell my boss I won't be able to do new hires that day and I'm thinking "something" might happen that will make my appointment go "long" and I won't make it back to work that day.  Yes, I'm already planning this a week out, but I had 16 new hires today and 7 yesterday.  And we're still 17 people short for our jobs.

I planned for next Friday at my last appointment. I asked for an afternoon appointment. They offered 3:30 or 4. I asked for earlier - why would I want to stay at work that late on a Friday. I went with 2:00 - late enough to get my important work done and for it to make sense to not come back to work.

skr1619

lindslalala said:

DH always says with a boy you only have to worry about one dick, but with a girl you have to worry about ALL the dicks.

HA! Your DH and my Fiance must be friends. That's exactly what he said before we knew the sex of the baby. 

My rather lame FFFC is that my due date got moved up to June 30th. But I'd rather stick around these here parts.