FFFC

WildRumpus

RoosterMemphis said:

I just bought a shit load of sees candy as an "I'm sorry" for telling MH to fuck off this morning, and the box started talking to me.

"I ate some." -forest gump

Soleil3

orlaithsheanon16 said:

@orlaithsheanon16 did I say YOUR baby was barefoot? Didn't think so. If you read my response to @roostermemphis you would see where I said they are a very necessary accessory. If you don't want your baby in shoes....whatever. Mine will always be in shoes.

Oh ok. Good for you. You are totally entitled to do what you want with your baby. I would prefer my baby's feet to develop properly than have him decked out in the latest accessory. That's just me.

Every single thing you post irritates me.

That doesn't really impact my life. We can't all be best friends forever.

PTmama199

Ok so I don't care what anyone does with their kids feet as long as you don't do it to my kid and your not my patient. However coming from a developmental physical therapy standpoint babies should be barefoot or socks to stregnthen the intrinsic muscles of the feet to develop a proper arch and to develop proprioception of foot and ankle which is awareness of the body in space. That being said, this really is only an issue when they start crawling, standing, and walking. I'm too tired to finish this thought and I can go on and on but you get the gist.

BlondieBia21

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

TexasGirl81

@jill9288 thank you! You have no idea how much this just made my day! I lovvvvvvve Kelly!
"These shoes rock!" Oh and just for kicks..."you don't even know what a dangger is!" Lllllmmmmaaaooo!

ETA: how the hell is it spelled? Danger?! Dangger?! Lol! Whatevs.

Jill9288 said:

WashingtonQueen

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

BlueJewelM

Oh man this thread is entertaining. Well we are going out to dinner. I'm putting DS2 in his robeez as usual. Even though they are pointless and purely for my enjoyment.

Cuz I just love baby shoes. No other reason. They are just so goddamn cute.

CaliforniaDream87

BlueJewelM said:

Oh man this thread is entertaining. Well we are going out to dinner. I'm putting DS2 in his robeez as usual. Even though they are pointless and purely for my enjoyment.

Cuz I just love baby shoes. No other reason. They are just so goddamn cute.

Robeez? :x

WashingtonQueen

My confession, I can't wait till my mother's husband kicks the bucket.... He is such a manipulative, controlling ass and I want my family back.

BlondieBia21

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.


Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

MagPie 1986

My confession: I would rather not have Fffc than spend 8 pages fighting over baby shoes.

No wait...I take that back!!

WashingtonQueen

BlondieBia21 said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

::Packs my bags::

CaliforniaDream87

MagPie 1986 said:

My confession: I would rather not have Fffc than spend 8 pages fighting over baby shoes.

No wait...I take that back!!

@magpie 1986 you've got to admit. This is one of the best ones we've had in a while!

RoosterMemphis

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.


She's mostly talking about me. Because she's obsessed with me.

BlondieBia21

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

::Packs my bags::


Funny thing is, I didn't really answer the question lol.. Because, only the people I'm friends with from TB on my FB know who each other are lol... Soooo long story short- you have to be my FB friend to live in Augbump.

::puts down phone to go grab another glass of wine::

PB102012

BlondieBia21 said:

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

::Packs my bags::


Funny thing is, I didn't really answer the question lol.. Because, only the people I'm friends with from TB on my FB know who each other are lol... Soooo long story short- you have to be my FB friend to live in Augbump.

::puts down phone to go grab another glass of wine::

Whatever.... I would just climb the city walls to get in.

And I think my bottle of wine in the fridge just got jealous of your glass, I need to show it some attention.

PB102012

What do we say we start a cheers thread to toast a successful FFFC?

WildRumpus

Blonders, I will gladly live in your commune, but that name needs some work. That sounds like a nasty STD

CaliforniaDream87

christy32685 said:

What do we say we start a cheers thread to toast a successful FFFC?

@christy32685 no.fucking.wine.

Ugh.

MitsB707

Jill9288 said:

Blonders, I will gladly live in your commune, but that name needs some work. That sounds like a nasty STD

Lmao @ std. Question about the town: will the perimeter walls be high enough to keep out the crazies? Can there be a moat and drawbridge so we can pretend we are Disney princesses living in a castle?

BlondieBia21

Jill9288 said:

Blonders, I will gladly live in your commune, but that name needs some work. That sounds like a nasty STD

LOL bumpyauggie lol umm augbumpust

WashingtonQueen

Speaking of FB, there are people who are clearly Aug '13 bumpies (due to the massive amout of mutual friends) that keep popping up on my recommended friends list but, I don't add them because I'm not sure who they are.

CaliforniaDream87

Maritza707 said:

Jill9288 said:

Blonders, I will gladly live in your commune, but that name needs some work. That sounds like a nasty STD

Lmao @ std. Question about the town: will the perimeter walls be high enough to keep out the crazies? Can there be a moat and drawbridge so we can pretend we are Disney princesses living in a castle?

The town definitely needs security guards. I mean, there are some serious BSC people out there...

BlondieBia21

Maritza707 said:

Jill9288 said:

Blonders, I will gladly live in your commune, but that name needs some work. That sounds like a nasty STD

Lmao @ std. Question about the town: will the perimeter walls be high enough to keep out the crazies? Can there be a moat and drawbridge so we can pretend we are Disney princesses living in a castle?

Yes. There will be alligators in the moat, just in case.

tts432462

I'm late to this party. Who knew shoes were such a debatable topic!

My fffc this week is before LO I used to be a complete freak about changing out sheets once a week. And I mean complete freak. The thought of dirty sheets give me the heeby jeebies. Then I had LO and I don't remember the last time our sheets were changed. I feel like we are living in squalor. It's so gross, but every time I have a minute to change them, I lay down in the bed instead. I'm a filthy animal!

Blonders if I promise to change my sheets can I come to your secret town? I'm realy quiet. You won't even know LO and I are there.

BlondieBia21

tts432462 said:

Blonders if I promise to change my sheets can I come to your secret town? I'm realy quiet. You won't even know LO and I are there.

You can be the housekeeper..... Jk- I will allow you into our city, just because you have great tastes in photographers. And because I like you.

LEMSA

I wanna live in the secret town. It sounds magical!

MitsB707

I am THIS CLOSE to going downstairs to steal Dh's Hanukkah chocolate.

V&G101808

A) #teamcali in the shoe debate. Please reference page 1 of this thread to see some of Nicholas' adorable shoes. Don't hate because Cali and I have fashion baby models with adorable footwear.

Blonders: I vote augbumpopolis. I'm packing my bags and will bring the gators for said moat. Florida has so many damn gators this shouldn't be a problem. Can we live near the beach though?! Please pretty please?

WashingtonQueen

This is about to turn into a random thoughts thread...

I'm jealous of DH's job sometimes, like when I get a phone call last night "Hey, hun! I'm heading to Seattle. I'll take a pic of the needle for you while I'm there. See you in the morning!"

JaymeMac

BlueJewelM said:

JaymeMac said:

I honestly do not like baby shoes...don't get me wrong they are so darn cute...but absolutely pointless. I have a hard enough time getting socks on that wiggly little monkey , let alone putting shoes on as well. He has at least 13 pairs...he got 4 new pairs for christmas. ...dough!

I think this is more of a UO than a confession, but I'll play.

On the flip side, I cannot stand it when babies aren't wearing shoes out and about. I know they are not practical and a pain, but I hate it when babies don't have shoes when they are out of the house. I have one pair of cloth sneakers and one pair of brown cloth shoes for him. Completes the outfit IMO.

But I know I'm weird because everyone on the planet seems to not put shoes on their baby.

Yes it may be more of a uo.. however I keep receiving them as gifts for lo... I felt the urge to confess I don't see the point and am not a fan. Its so hard to get socks on him because he bucks like a Bronco! Let alone attempting a shoe. Looks cuter then sin though!

RoosterMemphis

Im still going to move to @bellaoso's place even if the apocalypse doesn't happen.

BlueJewelM

No big deal @jaymemac

Your little comment turned our FFFC into women practically interwebz killing each other over shoes.

It was glorious!!!!!

JaymeMac

BlueJewelM said:

No big deal @jaymemac

Your little comment turned our FFFC into women practically interwebz killing each other over shoes.

It was glorious!!!!!

Bahaha who knew women would get so riled up over tiny little shoes

Soleil3

So I realized that when the apocalypse happens, it'll start with massive tsunamis and Ill be a goner anyway, so Ive stopped planning for my post apocalyptic life.

*sips some bubbly*

KatyKatMeowz

It's probably the half bottle of Woodchuck I've had, but this thread is hilarious. Please start your own city/TV show. I'll totally watch that.

JaymeMac

carrotcake06 said:

I also had no idea pple felt this strongly about baby shoes.

I very much dislike them...but did not expect all this! Haha

BubblyDevil

H and LO have matching Jordans. I don't get it, but whatever.

CaliforniaDream87

JaymeMac said:

carrotcake06 said:

I also had no idea pple felt this strongly about baby shoes.

I very much dislike them...but did not expect all this! Haha

Hey, you got to discuss your disdain for them, and I got to discuss how much I love them and how absolutely necessary they really are. It's a win.

BlondieBia21

petey1106 said:

BlondieBia21 said:

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

That sounds like a magical place. *crawls back into the bush outside the city walls* I'll be waiting...

I'll be taking applications to see if people meet the cities strict guidelines. (That means find me on fb and you can join the city. My name starts with an L, and my last name starts with an H, and I live in OK. Best of luck!!) ((or pm me lol))