FFFC

CourtJack · December 2013

I feel like it's the morning after a huge orgy. A huge Facebook orgy. But hey....(can't gif from my phone...this'll have to do)

Revez · December 2013

MommyKristin88 said:

Zever000 said:

tdmklm said:

What is that, @KatieS7? I'm too lazy to Google... What has my life come to?

It's a couples' vibrator.

Men use vibrators?? I'm confused...

ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!

Oh god, Ummm, couples use it together. So the women wears it during intercourse. Look, I like you so much I went out and found a picture... (I hope this doesn't break any bump rules).

PB102012 · December 2013

kwrecks said:

christy32685 said:

LO and I had a milk party from 2:30 to 3:30. I got up to use the restroom and climbed back into bed to go back to sleep.... DH touches my back and says "I am hard." Hm, not the perfect way to start something with your wife who has the lowest sex drive on the planet. Sorry DH, I want to sleep.

I'd almost prefer that over the "sexy" thing my husband does. Every single night, when I'm up with LO, he rolls over, and farts on me. Every.Single.Night.

Very sexy! DH waits until I leave the room (i.e.- walk into our bathroom which doesn't have a door), and farts for what seems to be five minutes straight. He's always shocked when I say I heard him.

So what would your husband do if you returned the favor??

Rethink his ways when he finds out it's not so sexy?

Soleil3 · December 2013

christy32685 said:

LO and I had a milk party from 2:30 to 3:30. I got up to use the restroom and climbed back into bed to go back to sleep.... DH touches my back and says "I am hard." Hm, not the perfect way to start something with your wife who has the lowest sex drive on the planet. Sorry DH, I want to sleep.

Hi Hard! I am Sleepy. Ttyl!

Texasmomma13 · December 2013

I've damn near given up on finishing this f ing fffc thread. Maybe Tuesday while I'm sitting around the hospital. So, I just wanted to put it out there. You may or may not want to be my fb friend. I'm very political and if you're conservative you probably won't like what I have to say. If you take those thing personally it's better we keep it to the bump. However, if you're down with that and would like me to join you in whatever commune/island/ranch after the apocalypse, or any other time, I've got some decent skills to offer. I can grow and process my own food, sew clothes (as long as there is power) and I'm a crack shot with a hand gun. I'm still working on my rifle skills. I can't kill or skin a deer but I can Cook the hell out of it. Oh,andplusalso, my hubby is pretty talented as well. He's a mechanical engineer with a medical/sailing background. So, we bring a lot to the table.

LEMSA · December 2013

@lisarene77 will you be at children's in Dallas? I work next door at Parkland.

LEMSA · December 2013

Zever000 said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Zever000 said:

tdmklm said:

What is that, @KatieS7? I'm too lazy to Google... What has my life come to?

It's a couples' vibrator.
Men use vibrators?? I'm confused...

ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!

Oh god, Ummm, couples use it together. So the women wears it during intercourse. Look, I like you so much I went out and found a picture... (I hope this doesn't break any bump rules).

Wonder what your ILs will think of you giving sex ed advice.

Texasmomma13 · December 2013

LEMSA said:

@lisarene77 will you be at children's in Dallas? I work next door at Parkland.

Medical City Children's. I plan on honking all the way through your town on hwy 80 though. I hope your cops are nice.

MommyKristin88 · December 2013

Zever000 said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Zever000 said:

tdmklm said:

What is that, @KatieS7? I'm too lazy to Google... What has my life come to?

It's a couples' vibrator.
Men use vibrators?? I'm confused...

ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!

Oh god, Ummm, couples use it together. So the women wears it during intercourse. Look, I like you so much I went out and found a picture... (I hope this doesn't break any bump rules).

I watched this:

https://youtu.be/rOnKvYLFE4k

Now it makes sense lol

Revez · December 2013

LEMSA said:

tdmklm said:

What is that, @KatieS7? I'm too lazy to Google... What has my life come to?

It's a couples' vibrator.
Men use vibrators?? I'm confused... ETA: my mind is taking this vibrator to a place no heterosexual man would want to go. I'm so confused lol. Someone explain this to me please!
Oh god, Ummm, couples use it together. So the women wears it during intercourse. Look, I like you so much I went out and found a picture... (I hope this doesn't break any bump rules).
Wonder what your ILs will think of you giving sex ed advice.

Well, I had a kid with their son. It can't be a secret that I DTD.

BelhurstBride · December 2013

OMG people. I had a huge meet all weekend and haven't been on. I came back and this thread literally tripled. I don't even know how the fuck I'm going to catch up.

Any care to provide a cliffnotes version?

Revez · December 2013

BelhurstBride said:

OMG people. I had a huge meet all weekend and haven't been on. I came back and this thread literally tripled. I don't even know how the fuck I'm going to catch up.

Any care to provide a cliffnotes version?

The most important (IMO)
-Baby shoes are bad for foot development, but so freakin' adorable
-Sloths are cute
-We all love the crap out of each other and decided to fuel this love through facebook

-Get thread to 20 pages

-Don't know what to do after 20 pages

-Vibrators are fun

Did I miss anything?

Lorjo2022 · December 2013

@rk125 I think I accidentally flagged you. X_X I promise you didn't offend me!

V&G101808 · December 2013

Wow. I don't have anything to contribute.

Except my baby has been non stop belly laughing all day. This must me what heaven feels like.

starshower22 · December 2013

lisarene77 said:

LEMSA said:

@lisarene77 will you be at children's in Dallas? I work next door at Parkland.

Medical City Children's. I plan on honking all the way through your town on hwy 80 though. I hope your cops are nice.

Hey follow Dallas dwellers!! I was working at Baylor downtown until last month. Are you ladies nurses, docs, etc??

WashingtonQueen · December 2013

Sorry ladies, I'll be hanging out in 1st tri tonight. I'm a mean and hateful person that should be banned. Fun times!

LokiLahve · December 2013

Zever000 said:

BelhurstBride said:

OMG people. I had a huge meet all weekend and haven't been on. I came back and this thread literally tripled. I don't even know how the fuck I'm going to catch up.

Any care to provide a cliffnotes version?

The most important (IMO)
-Baby shoes are bad for foot development, but so freakin' adorable
-Sloths are cute
-We all love the crap out of each other and decided to fuel this love through facebook

-Get thread to 20 pages

-Don't know what to do after 20 pages

-Vibrators are fun

Did I miss anything?

Cookies are best served without breast milk.

CaliforniaDream87 · December 2013

@washingtonqueen that flagging post in 1st tri is hilarious (other than Car's experience). I miss those days. True snark at its finest.

WashingtonQueen · December 2013

@CaliforniaDream87 Yeah, I had to get on the computer for that one.

PB102012 · December 2013

CaliforniaDream87 said:
@washingtonqueen that flagging post in 1st tri is hilarious (other than Car's experience). I miss those days. True snark at its finest.

I don't think that girl knows who she is talking to.... Set her straight!

starshower22 · December 2013

CaliforniaDream87 said:
@washingtonqueen that flagging post in 1st tri is hilarious (other than Car's experience). I miss those days. True snark at its finest.

Wait, what?? I'm missing out on something.

WashingtonQueen · December 2013

starshower22 said:

@washingtonqueen that flagging post in 1st tri is hilarious (other than Car's experience). I miss those days. True snark at its finest.
Wait, what?? I'm missing out on something.

@starshower22, the 9 weeks flutter post and the flagging guidelines post in 1st tri.

kanned0121 · December 2013

Am I too late to the FB friend craze? I know I'm not a certified reg.. But I do bump daily!

kanned0121 · December 2013

coraggiosa said:

BlondieBia21 said:

starshower22 said:
I've got to admit, I'm jealous & a little sad I don't have some of you ladies as FB friends. (
Luckilly, there's an easy solution to this.

I've always worried about being the creeper that PMs someone about becoming Facebook friends and then never hearing back from them. I don't want to be rejected!!!!!!!!!

This is me, too! It causes great anxiety!

Texasmomma13 · December 2013

starshower22 said:

LEMSA said:

@lisarene77 will you be at children's in Dallas? I work next door at Parkland.

Medical City Children's. I plan on honking all the way through your town on hwy 80 though. I hope your cops are nice.
Hey follow Dallas dwellers!! I was working at Baylor downtown until last month. Are you ladies nurses, docs, etc??

I believe @lemsa is a nurse...? Not me though, I just have a baby with lots of issues.

Texasmomma13 · December 2013

WashingtonQueen said:

starshower22 said:

@washingtonqueen that flagging post in 1st tri is hilarious (other than Car's experience). I miss those days. True snark at its finest.
Wait, what?? I'm missing out on something.

@starshower22, the 9 weeks flutter post and the flagging guidelines post in 1st tri.

Dammit! I have way too much to today. Thank goodness they can no longer DD. I'll catch up while DH drives to the big D later. Hopefully.

LEMSA · December 2013

lisarene77 said:

starshower22 said:

lisarene77 said:

LEMSA said:

@lisarene77 will you be at children's in Dallas? I work next door at Parkland.

Medical City Children's. I plan on honking all the way through your town on hwy 80 though. I hope your cops are nice.
Hey follow Dallas dwellers!! I was working at Baylor downtown until last month. Are you ladies nurses, docs, etc??

I believe @lemsa is a nurse...? Not me though, I just have a baby with lots of issues.

Really?? I just took a PT job at BUMC, starting next week.

I'm a physician assistant, I work at both parkland and BUMC. And that's a lot of info about me. But whatever, my name and everything is available to everyone in Dallas Coubty anyway.

sfeebs13 · December 2013

what the fuck is going on .... Clearly I should have been bumping Friday.

PB102012 · December 2013

sfeebs13 said:
what the fuck is going on .... Clearly I should have been bumping Friday.

I highly encourage you to read the recap a couple posts up @sfeebs13, otherwise you might go crazy!

BelhurstBride · December 2013

Nice recap. Thank you!

PB102012 · December 2013

Random post (what do you ladies say we keep this going until Thursday night?)..... The city just picked up our Christmas tree off the curb, made me sad because it was lo's first Christmas.

Explanation for those of you that still have decorations- we had to take down our tree, it was super dry (we got a lemon this year I think), and it was making me nervous (dry trees=fire hazard).