FFFC

BlondieBia21

And if we are sharing in randomness, I found out on Christmas that a "Dutch oven" was really something you can cook with. I thought it was a made up term for tooting under the covers and trapping someone.

kwrecks

All of us that are not on @BlondieBia21's fb will end up creating our own city outside the walls of augtropolis or whatever, trying to get accepted.

MitsB707

KatyKatMeowz said:

It's probably the half bottle of Woodchuck I've had, but this thread is hilarious. Please start your own city/TV show. I'll totally watch that.

I'm not so sure there would be much entertainment besides all the adorable babies, especially since there are no IL's allowed. That's a given, right, @blondiebia21. I'm sure the residents are too cool for the crazy drama of TB

tts432462

Blonders I will not only be housekeeping, I just wanted to throw it out there that I buy my perfume from Ulta. I hope that doesn't get kicked me out.

JaymeMac

Random thought: I just found out Macys ship's to Mexico!!!!! Score shopping in mexico sucks the big one fyi! Expecially where I live.

PB102012

CaliforniaDream87 said:

christy32685 said:

What do we say we start a cheers thread to toast a successful FFFC?

@christy32685 no.fucking.wine.

Ugh.

Omg what?! @CaliforniaDream87 get your snarky tush to the liquor store ASAP!

BellaOso

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

PB102012

BlondieBia21 said:

petey1106 said:

BlondieBia21 said:

WashingtonQueen said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I sometimes wish that me and SOME of the bump girls could just all move to our own city and raise all our babies together. Is it weird that I have these thoughts about people I've never met? Absolutely. It'd make for one hell of a tv show, too.

Now I want to know who "some" are.

Only my bump girls that I'm friends with on Facebook get to move to "Augbump" city. They know the real me

That sounds like a magical place. *crawls back into the bush outside the city walls* I'll be waiting...

I'll be taking applications to see if people meet the cities strict guidelines. (That means find me on fb and you can join the city. My name starts with an L, and my last name starts with an H, and I live in OK. Best of luck!!) ((or pm me lol))


I would be really impressed if someone found you based on initials and a state! Talk about determination! *tightens wall climbing gear*

RoosterMemphis

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

Revez

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

Sounds good to me. If for some reason that falls through I have a blanket fort as a back up plan.

On a side note: I come back to like 7 new pages of baby shoes debate?! You ladies have done me proud.

BlondieBia21

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

I'd like you to build your area on part of the land in my city.

PB102012

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

FYI, I am crashing the party. Woo! :-bd

Revez

christy32685 said:

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

FYI, I am crashing the party. Woo! :-bd

Y'all have to put up with me then.

PB102012

Zever000 said:

christy32685 said:

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

FYI, I am crashing the party. Woo! :-bd

Y'all have to put up with me then.

Done and done.

PB102012

somebodysmama21 said:

christy32685 said:

BlondieBia21 said:

I'll be taking applications to see if people meet the cities strict guidelines. (That means find me on fb and you can join the city. My name starts with an L, and my last name starts with an H, and I live in OK. Best of luck!!) ((or pm me lol))

I would be really impressed if someone found you based on initials and a state! Talk about determination! *tightens wall climbing gear*

If the shoe were on the other foot Blonderz could figure it out right blonderz?

I just feel like there might have been hints in the past that I missed.

BellaOso

BlondieBia21 said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

I'd like you to build your area on part of the land in my city.

This is weird, but my place already exists and has 70 horses on it. Is there anyway you could buy adjacent land? We have a river and shit. It's pretty stinkin' cool.

BellaOso

Oh! And dibsies on @Christy32685. I initially didn't include her initially because I thought she was moving to Augbumpvilletown.

coraggiosa

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

Coconuthead

Hu.

Breastmilk cookies and baby shoes.

My FFFC....I am sitting in the airport waiting to board and LO is fussy. Between tending him and reading this thread it's taken me about 3 hours to get through.

Revez

Ok, I think we need to start a list of what town gets who. Obviously there's Aug13opolis and then there's Osoville. Anywhere else? Craziesland? Reject town?

BlondieBia21

BellaOso said:

BlondieBia21 said:

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

I'd like you to build your area on part of the land in my city.

This is weird, but my place already exists and has 70 horses on it. Is there anyway you could buy adjacent land? We have a river and shit. It's pretty stinkin' cool.


Yes we could do that. This plan just keeps getting better and better!

Revez

KatieS7 said:

@Petey1106 I'd like to extend an invitation to you and G to join me and my girls on our own very cool and very select island We can be very stealthy and stalk Blonders FB only island, find their weakness, infiltrate, and take over! I'm great in cold weather, can build an igloo, bake a mean cupcake, and lactate like a motherf*cker. What skills do you bring to the table?

Oh yea? Well I can ride a moose... so there!

BellaOso

coraggiosa said:

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

You had me at gelato and I started wishing for the apocalypse by sorbet. I eat a lot of coffee based cold products. Preferably with hints of caramel if you could have him work out a recipe.

All residents will be taught to ride a horse. No exceptions.

girlmama83

Zever000 said:

Ok, I think we need to start a list of what town gets who. Obviously there's Aug13opolis and then there's Osoville. Anywhere else? Craziesland? Reject town?

One more glass of wine and I may say who I think would be in reject town.

RoosterMemphis

BlondieBia21 said:

RoosterMemphis said:

BellaOso said:

@RoosterMemphis - That is exactly what I was thinking with all this talk of Augbumpvilletown. I was like, so it will be me, RoosterMemphis and @Zever000 out here. I'm really comfortable with that.

YES and then I'm claiming that really beautiful amazingly colored horse I saw as my own.

I'd like you to build your area on part of the land in my city.

I'm sorry but I just crazy laughed for a full minute. Are you like a Native American chief right now? Like Stands with a Fist and shit.

RoosterMemphis

coraggiosa said:

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

Only if it's made with your breastmilk.

coraggiosa

BellaOso said:

coraggiosa said:

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

You had me at gelato and I started wishing for the apocalypse by sorbet. I eat a lot of coffee based cold products. Preferably with hints of caramel if you could have him work out a recipe.

All residents will be taught to ride a horse. No exceptions.

He can make anything. He's really quite the genius. Considering he's Italian, he's got the coffee flavors covered, and he makes a mean caramel sauce. 

It's amazing I don't weigh 800 pounds. 

Do you have a dappled horse I can ride? Soooo pretty!

WildRumpus

Blonders is Chief Strongfriend. What? Ok.

coraggiosa

RoosterMemphis said:

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

Only if it's made with your breastmilk.

I'll start pumping now. I'll have to figure out a refrigeration solution for the long journey, but I'm quite clever. I'm sure I'll work something out. 

PrimRoseMama

=D>

Re: Breastmilk Cookies
Eh, I would eat them. I see no difference. It would be polite to inform your guests that there is BM in there, but I don't know if I would risk my job confessing about it at this point.

Re: baby shoes
Our pediatrician & physical therapists friends advised against them for developmental reasons. It does pose a problem for sensory, ingrown toenails & can delay walking because baby is not familiar with the sensation of bare feet on the floor or surfaces. Do I care if other people choose to put shoes on their infants? No. My kid hates them so I don't bother. My area doesn't get cold enough to warrant them, but socks over footsie PJ would work. I'm not sure why someone would judge my kid for not having shoes on. A toddler with no shoes? Ok. They are walking, but my infant is in socks or covered by a blanket. @lettyenglish gave a great explanation. Bravo.

My FFFC? I am laying here in bed & LO is asleep in the swing. I am almost asleep. I hope he stays asleep for a couple more hours in that swing. DD is building Legos with H. I'm actually having the pain meds work on my dysfunctional broken vertebrae. I live in fear of getting perfectly comfortable because I just *know* DS will wake up when that happens...

PB102012

@BellaOso are you kidding me? I am still waiting to be kidnapped.

RK125

@bellaoso Can I come? I love horses and am a licensed horseback instructor!

BellaOso

RK125 said:

@bellaoso Can I come? I love horses and am a licensed horseback instructor!

Yes! I wish you were closer! We are trying to find a new instructor and it makes me want to eat my eyes. People MASSIVELY overestimate their skills. Are you CHA certified? That is my favorite person to hire because I don't have to do much other than point to the horses, tell you the name and let you figure it out.

V&G101808

Blonders let me know who is in.  All those welcome to Augbumpopolis will be sent a formal invitation.  You know how I love me some fancy paper products!

BellaOso

coraggiosa said:

BellaOso said:

coraggiosa said:

@BellaOso Can DH, LO and I come to your place when the apocalypse hits? My husband makes gelato and sorbet for a living...we can lug our machine with us as payment  

 

You had me at gelato and I started wishing for the apocalypse by sorbet. I eat a lot of coffee based cold products. Preferably with hints of caramel if you could have him work out a recipe.

All residents will be taught to ride a horse. No exceptions.

He can make anything. He's really quite the genius. Considering he's Italian, he's got the coffee flavors covered, and he makes a mean caramel sauce. 

It's amazing I don't weigh 800 pounds. 

Do you have a dappled horse I can ride? Soooo pretty!

I have a few - a bay, a palomino and a gray, but the gray's are fading with age. Safe bet to have long term dapples is the palomino, but she is pregnant soooo... she will need a few months of around July. (P.S. I'm nearly as excited about her baby as I was about my own.)

RK125

@Bellaoso I'm just certified to teach in MA, but I worked at a camp where the horses were delivered to us and we had to just figured them out, so I'm fairly good at that. I was also the "tester" to make sure they were safe for our program. I had some fun times...all that bucking and rearing...I was like a rodeo clown!

RoosterMemphis

BellaOso said:

RK125 said:

@bellaoso Can I come? I love horses and am a licensed horseback instructor!

Yes! I wish you were closer! We are trying to find a new instructor and it makes me want to eat my eyes. People MASSIVELY overestimate their skills. Are you CHA certified? That is my favorite person to hire because I don't have to do much other than point to the horses, tell you the name and let you figure it out.


I'll instruct them bitches.

CourtJack

V&G101808 said:

Blonders let me know who is in.  All those welcome to Augbumpopolis will be sent a formal invitation.  You know how I love me some fancy paper products!

I'm cool with being the transient that some of you will give money to and some of you won't. Being homeless will allow me to travel back and forth through all of your towns. Oh, and I actually am native so you can call me Chief SquatsWherever.

Marvel1013

I ate almost a whole giant dairy milk caramel bar reading this.. Now I'm drinking a 'woo woo' because it was stressful and I'm still at my ILS...

On the shoe debate, I'm 50/50. LO has these cute ugg boot sort of things that are great for this weather and her carrier.. Other times I'll leave her in socks.. Whatever. To each their fucking own.

kkay1982

Can I live in Osoville since V&G is bringing gators to augbumpopolis???