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kari.sandall

I just found these! They taste just like the Girl Scout cookies, are cheaper, have more in each package, and are available year round. Heaven!

HeartLikeMine3

@gigglejiggle you can open it with some scissors and an ove glove. I may have done this once or twice. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

riansmommie

@GiggleJiggle said:

@wasnotwas. Me too dangit!! I realized it's probably not appropriate to ask my new neighbors for a bottle opener at 3 o'clock.

If you have a screw and pair of plier you can open it. Carefully screw the screw into the cork, grip screw with pliers, wiggle around and pull up.

Haven't read all the words yet either so ignore if you have already been able to open it

WasNotWas

I'm impressed at all the macgyver's on this board. Anything for the wine

WasNotWas

So I witnessed the birth of a tooth. Picked him up from school, two bumps under the gum, pink gums. Get home, gums are red. After a catnap, gums are angry red. Try to feed him dinner and he is crying like he got his shots, I can see white and gums almost look like they are bleeding.

Thank goodness for pacis and lovies, he went to bed early after not really nursing much. I for see a miserable night.

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ColieAnn31

On top of Grayson being sick and cranky the poor kid rolled off the bed. Thank god it isn't high off the ground but it sure did scare him

amberdt03

libberluru said:

My current view.

Looks like the beginning to a work out video. Lol.

No longer the best

I also thought it was 'there-sat'.

We don't have Trader Joes here.  I knew this to be true when Carolyn said it was cheaper priced health food.  

needanustart

BonnieK10 said:

DH is in awe that I'm not completely laid out flat because I have a cold coming on, meaning my throat is mildly sore and my nose is getting a little stuffy.  He's convinced men just get worse colds.  ...Yes, dear.

DH is convinced that men get hit harder because their "bodies are bigger and muscles are more dense." I can think of one thing in his body that is dense after that statement. He has also told me before that his worst symptom is "extreme body exhaustion" aka EBE. It's hard not to laugh at him or hit him sometimes.

pkp2

Saw this and thought of you ladies. :-)

FunkyPhoenix

How is John Stamos 50?? That man is hawwwt.

WasNotWas

Can we get a bottle status update from @gigglejiggle?

riansmommie

WasNotWas said:

Can we get a bottle status update from @gigglejiggle?

i was just getting ready to ask as well.

riansmommie

@micabush

riansmommie

it might, not sure how that will taste though because ive never tasted mothers milk tea. worth a shot though right!? two birds one stone

riansmommie

woot woot @cl8badb is on the leaderboard with @melohdy and me!!!

ColieAnn31

My mom is awesome. She is keeping Grayson tonight so I can catch up on sleep. She's a life saver.

musicalsilver

LO is crying in his sleep (wtf baby?/most pathetic thing ever?) and DH is snoring like a chainsaw and resisting my attempts to wake him gently. Though there's little point since the former most likely means I'm not getting to sleep anytime soon anyway.

On the plus side - snow day part two tomorrow! So I don't *need* sleep, right?

daffy2k

CL8badB said:

Over 100,000 sigs to deport beiber! The petition is being sent to the white house to weigh in.
ETA Sorry my canadian ladies!
@zigspective

Saw this earlier... You can keep him!

ColieAnn31

Just kidding. Grayson didn't want to sleep with grandma tonight. Seperation anxiety sucks. He started crying the minute I went downstairs to go to bed.

numbersgirl08

So frustrated right now. Our $200+ fancy video monitor has been driving me up the wall because the signal sucks and it keeps going in and out. Well tonight it just went completely nuts and kept saying out of range and kept moving around on its own. I had to find our cheapo old school audio monitor that we got for $20 for traveling and sneak in Ns room, change it without waking her up, and it is SOOOO much better. And now I'm wide awake even though I went to bed 2 hrs ago.

WasNotWas

We have been up for an hour. And by we I mean B, Ty and me. I want to cry, but between the two of them there are no more tears

pkp2

WasNotWas said:

We have been up for an hour. And by we I mean B, Ty and me. I want to cry, but between the two of them there are no more tears

Im so sorry. We've been up since 12:30 here. Hoping he's falling back to sleep now. Hope yours go back down soon!

WasNotWas

Good news: no MOTN feedings!! For the first time!! Even with all the fussing last night I truly don't think it's because he was tired.

Bad news: we officially could never do CIO. Everytime I would try to let Ty work thinks out it would wake up Bradley and the one time I said "he's fine", B started crying "no he's not, he wants mommy"...thanks for the guilt trip kid.

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Trialing a signature ETA I feel like a newbie. I only ever bump on mobile so I never created a signature. TB doesn't seem user friendly with this stuff. I want to add a birthday ticker (which I already created), photo and other text. Any help would be appreciated!

WasNotWas

@smpeachey said:

@wasnotwas that is adorable. But probably frustrating.

It's really cute, but if you think the baby stage of "let's party at 2 am" is bad...when they actually can play at 2 am, it's the worst

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Ugh!

WasNotWas

@cl8badb I call that "getting the fever" when you get hot and lightheaded pre-poo. Happens to me pretty regularly because I have a pretty significant electrolyte imbalance. Make sure you get potassium and sodium back in your body. If you drink Gatorade, water it down so you don't flood your system and throw it out of wack

FunkyPhoenix

Poor @cl8badb!! :-( Hope you are feeling better this morning. Been there girl. That shit is no fun. Pun intended

@wasnotwas Awesome about no MOTN feedings (I dream of this day), and so cute and sad about B's comments! That's heartbreaking! Lol.

tttwalters

Did anyone have a good night? We were up from 1 until I gave up at 5 am and brought William to bed with us. We are missing swimming this morning because I just can't get organized in the next 10 minutes, I would rather sit on the couch right now. 

HeartLikeMine3

Not a good night here either but better than last. I need those teeth to come on already!
Update on the carpet coffee stain @funkyphoenix I just did the shout and it looks 90% better but still faintly darker.I used the one for set in stains. Thanks @thetamedshrew and @riansmommie.

FunkyPhoenix

HeartLikeMine3 said:

Not a good night here either but better than last. I need those teeth to come on already! Update on the carpet coffee stain @funkyphoenix I just did the shout and it looks 90% better but still faintly darker.I used the one for set in stains. Thanks @thetamedshrew and @riansmommie.

Hmmm, good to know. Thanks lady! I will try that. I have tried everything else- it can't hurt. LOL

Oh and YGPM

TheTamedShrew

So I accidentally woke E up TWICE last night. The first time I went downstairs to sleep in her room because DH was snoring (We still have the guest bed in the nursery), and the second time I just wanted to check in on her (I had to go back up to our room after the first wake up so she would go back to sleep again). I always check on her at night and she never wakes up, but last night she had her mommy radar on high alert. I had to nurse her and she was pissed when I put her back in the crib.  She thought we were back to offering the all night buffet.  I thought DH was gonna kill me.

MOM FAIL.

ColieAnn31

CL8badB said:

@gigglejiggle im SO down for that class. Thats what i call a workout!
FFTC when i was younger i used to "workout" before my vacations by wrapping my stomach in cling wrap (to target the area) and dance around to reggae in my living room! \:D/

Thanks for the well wishes ladies!! Im feeling better today. I think it was the roast beef that i ate.

They actually have wraps now that you can buy that firms and tightens the targeted area. They're called It Works Skinny Wrap. I tried one this last Saturday but didn't see results. Some people see results the first time (my sister, bitch) and others don't see results until the 3rd time. I haven't decided how I feel about them yet.

But on a different note, I hope you feel better soon! I'd rather have a headache than an upset stomach any day.

phishgirl29

@giglejiggle that class looks awesome.  I can't tell if they're in position 1 or 3?  I would so be down for that class.  My spin shoes don't get used nearly enough these days ;(

WasNotWas

@majwv8 said:

@wasnotwas this ad had me cracking up for some reason. 

He can pet my ...too much?

phishgirl29

Glad you're staying home @kdc2007. Feel better lady