The thread of all threads!

CindyRelluh

@kellenhi21 link immediately. I might have to gif bomb.

numbersgirl08

Thoughts and prayers please! I'm also scared I'm coming down with something. And my sister is being induced tomorrow and I want to meet her twins on Fri while we're in town and see them Sat too before we have to head home Sunday. I will cry so hard if I can't. I'm already sad enough that I have to leave - I miss living here so much and I miss being close to my sister so much.

I'm hoping my headache is from the wine I drank tonight and not drinking enough water today.

CindyRelluh

I'm hormonal or something. I cried because Christmas is over. I feel like I didn't do enough, I could've done more. I feel like I didn't spend enough time with dd, playing with her toys. Sad mommy here.

JANCANDANCE

I love you @CindyRelluh

JANCANDANCE

Ok Christmas is over...if anyone ask another flucking question about solids, I will seriously go ape shit. Is it really that damn hard? FFS

KellenHi21

@jancandance, but what if ds only eats a spoonful and spits the rest out? should i feed him again later in the day since he didn't swallow any? or what if he only likes some solids and not others?? what if he never learns to like real food? what if he eats too much one day but not enough the next? what if he wants to eat all the food?? why isn't he sleeping thru the night now that he's eating solids? why can't he use a fork and knife yet? why isn't he putting the napkin on his lap when he eats?!? GIVE ME ALL THE ANSWERS!!!!!!!

KellenHi21

@cindyrelluhhttps://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12207424/aw-life-just-got-a-bit-easier#latest

CindyRelluh

@jancandance I love you as well!!
@nursemommy13 thanks girl!

CindyRelluh

At 5 weeks they're still just a lump.

KellenHi21

CindyRelluh said:

At 5 weeks they're still just a lump.

Right! When I first read it I thought she was being sarcastic!

Eta- btw you are an amazing mom, don't regret a single thing about your day! You went above and beyond for your kids, I'm sure they had a magical Christmas!

CindyRelluh

Thank you so much! I'm sure Javi had a total blast!

tttwalters

crawling at 5 weeks, bs. My LO is running his first marathon though tomorrow.

JANCANDANCE

I added my two cents to her 5 week old crawling. ;;)

KellenHi21

I don't even know how many time I've been up tonight. Too many. Congested baby = no sleep

KellenHi21

@jancandance - your comment was nicer than what I almost posted: "ummmmmmm, no."

Lol, I'd love for her to post that video.

WasNotWas

I have actual work to do..so I will leave you with this...

PinkPuffyHeart2

I just had eggs a bagel and brownies for breakfast. Mmmm!

PinkPuffyHeart2

Oh and my LO crawled at 4 weeks and totes is walking now since 8weeks and says all the words.

tttwalters

ColeRose said:

Y'all are clearly bored.

ya its cause our babies are already taking care of themselves. We have videos to prove it. What else are we going to do?

PinkPuffyHeart2

I love how they generalize too and say all of June 13 must know everything about babies. Because we disagree that your 5 week old can crawl? Srsly? June 13 must be famous since they know so much about us.

PinkPuffyHeart2

K has a mullet too! @majwv8

WasNotWas

Can someone link the drama? I'm a terrible lurker

KellenHi21

Yeah I posted the link on the previous page... And just added in my two cents... She went from saying her baby almost crawled to now saying she accidentally scooted herself across the mat by swinging/kicking her arms and legs... Back peddling, no fun.

KellenHi21

@wasnotwas

KellenHi21 said:

@cindyrelluhhttps://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12207424/aw-life-just-got-a-bit-easier#latest

tttwalters

does no one get today off? it is a holiday in Canada, boxing day!

JANCANDANCE

I have so many things to say in UO thread but...I'm just going to shuthefuckup today

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HeartLikeMine3

Prayers @zigspective.

HeartLikeMine3

GiggleJiggle said:

Wait... June 2013 doesn't know everything??

We are the Buddhas of TB wise beyond our years

HeartLikeMine3

@jancandance Harper is like an Olympian compared to my lazy blob.

JANCANDANCE

HeartLikeMine3 said:

@jancandance Harper is like an Olympian compared to my lazy blob.

I do birth Olympians!

CindyRelluh

It's really obnoxious to me, when moms try forcing their kids to grow too fast. Guess what? J isn't even close to crawling, and neither was Q at his age, but one day Q went from crawling, to pulling up, to walking along furniture without my help. Enjoy them while they're young. I cried last night over the fact that my 2.5 year old is in a big girl bed, and her crib is empty! I feel like I've lost my baby girls' babydom.

Idk, I've just never been the type to go crazy on "milestones". I just love having my healthy kids, who are doing what they're supposed to.

JANCANDANCE

CindyRelluh said:

It's really obnoxious to me, when moms try forcing their kids to grow too fast. Guess what? J isn't even close to crawling, and neither was Q at his age, but one day Q went from crawling, to pulling up, to walking along furniture without my help. Enjoy them while they're young. I cried last night over the fact that my 2.5 year old is in a big girl bed, and her crib is empty! I feel like I've lost my baby girls' babydom.

Idk, I've just never been the type to go crazy on "milestones". I just love having my healthy kids, who are doing what they're supposed to.

You are just mean. If you send me Jack I can put him on the same regimen that Harper is on...he will be crawling in no time.

:x

Nix55

My H is always trying to teach LO how to stand, walk, crawl faster, etc. I'm always next to him yelling, "No!" while pushing her over. Juuuuusst kidding. Maybe.

JANCANDANCE

I'm a bragging whore.

ColieAnn31

Just started season 2 of Revenge. I can't stop watching!!

CindyRelluh

@jancandance perfect! TIWILY (this is why I love you, spread it like wildfire)

@nix55 LOL

@colieann13 it's amazeballs!

FunkyPhoenix

Just popping in to say: Double teething + world champion sleep fighter baby = effing over it Mommy

Total whine pot ALL.DAY.LONG since Christmas Eve. Seriously. I just can't anymore.

WasNotWas

Bradley just used his play phone in the kitchen to "call" Santa.

"Hello? Santa? Thank you for bringing me presents. Are you busy? See you later"

I. Die.

WasNotWas

New sleep training strategy: get too drunk to nurse and don't have any bottles handy forcing H to settle Ty if he gets up...thoughts?