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FunkyPhoenix

CindyRelluh said:

@heelibrarian hugs mama, I know it's not easy. Just know Frodo is no longer suffering.

@funkyphoenix A. That bag of chips is epic, and B. I will fight to the death to defend flamin hot funyons' honor.

I'm paging @mabelshesabiotch and @luckydad to join the party.

Then fight we shall! However I did have an afterthought... Jalapeño Cheetos > everything

lioness13

I had a great Saturday! First KJ and I went to a mommy/baby water aerobics class this morning. I haven't worked out since having her and it wasn't too bad. She enjoyed it too. I put her face in the water for the first time and she took it really well. I'm going to sign up for the classes until we decide to start baby swim class in a few months. After class we met a friend and her baby, who is 2 weeks younger than KJ, for brunch. We had mimosas, laughed and talked for 3 hours. Both babies slept half the time. We both told each other how glad we are that we had babies at the same time. We weren't that close before but have gotten closer since having our girls. After brunch we went home and had a co-sleeping nap with DH. Family naps are awesome!

Here's a pic of her before class.

Nix55

Awe, thanks @ChicagoChic82. That cheered me up.

@lioness13, I want to eat those cheeks!!

@heelibrarian, I'm so sorry for your loss. My kitties are my babies. I can't e even begin to imagine how you're feeling. Just know that your fur baby is no longer suffering.

KellenHi21

Wtf!!!!!

FunkyPhoenix

GiggleJiggle said:

FunkyPhoenix said:

CindyRelluh said:

Flamin' hot funyons > regular funyons.

= false

Limon flaming hot Cheetos> all of everything

Also false

FunkyPhoenix

KellenHi21 said:

Wtf!!!!!

Funniest. Shit. Ever.

numbersgirl08

Cheers ladies! A blood orange martini - drink # 3. Now onto # 4..... And then dancing!!

#1 & 2 - champagne to pregame dinner
#3 - blood orange martini
#4 - Sauvignon blanc
The rest - TBD

ColieAnn31

It's been snowing for maybe 30 minutes and this is the view from our garage. There is also a nice layer of sleet underneath the snow.

ColieAnn31

CindyRelluh

@funkyphoenix OK I see we have reached common ground.

lioness13

I heart SNL so hard when Justin Timberlake is hosting!

Lizzybizzy80

I love how those are seasonal, because of course in the warmer seasons my chapstick doesn't need a penis sweater.

CindyRelluh

@kellenhi21 I bet @nachellebeck could knit us some penis Chapstick holders.

TheTamedShrew

I've been playing nurse to sick DH all day as well as doing ALL baby duties (like I do EVERY DAY). E has slept great all week long. What does she do tonight when mommy decided to drink some wine and have some time alone after they went to sleep??? She wakes up five times before midnight. I have been trying to get her back to sleep for an hour and A HALF. DH is upstairs snoring away and I want to kill someone. The wine has worn off and I've had 15 minutes of sleep so far. So much for my Saturday.

Nix55

I feel asleep before SNL started. I hope I DVR'd it. I'm too lazy to turn on the TV and check. Waaaah.

KellenHi21

subliminalrabbit said:

@kellenhi21, I want to know how exactly you came across this.

Lol! It was in the seasonal section as I was scrolling thru! Because apparently it's the season for penis cozies!

CindyRelluh

I am still up working, because due to working a ridiculous amount this week, i am burnt out and procrastinating. I am going shopping with my neighbor tomorrow, so HOORAY.

HeartLikeMine3

We are up because LO decided he was too cool to eat his cereal in front of our guests last night. And didn't nurse much from all the excitement. I have a feeling this is how it will be when we travel for Christmas too :-S

phishgirl29

O went to bed an hour early last night....up early as a result. The day he outweighs the swing (25lbs) I'm going to full on ugly cry (. Get in an extra hour of sleep before we start our day!

tttwalters

we have to go to my FIL's today. His wife is a crazy biotch and I am dreading it. I am putting bailey's in my coffee this morning

HeartLikeMine3

VASC said:

...aaannnddd up again. Never sharing a room with LO again. I think she smells us in here.

I'm so worried about this, we leave Tuesday! And there are no extra rooms to put LO in

:-q

riansmommie

Our goal was to be back on the road to our final destination this morning at 930. Here comes the vent..... I wake up at 530 because I feel someone staring at me, it's my husband! He is wide awake and ready to get on the road. WTH hubby we have a 7 yo who didn't get to be until 1015 last night and once she is woken up she is up for the day and did you forget we have an almost 6 month old!!! Ugh needless to say we were up with breakfast in our tummies and on the road by 7. Shoot me now I am far from being a morning person!!

flerlgirl

I really have to pee. Bathroom is far. Considering going in bed.

tttwalters

@nachellebeck, that is amazing! You are talented. Does your chapstick like it? Does it feel cozier?

phishgirl29

@nachellebeck you have a real gift

phishgirl29

What a fun stocking stuffer!

lioness13

When I read "it's a tight fit" I thought

*insert That's what she said Michael Scott gif here*

WasNotWas

I'm dying. Y'all are hilarious

KellenHi21

Bahahaha you did that quick @nachellebeck!!!!!

WasNotWas

That would make an epic bachelorette party favor

phishgirl29

(((Slap))). NEVER STRAY FROM PENIS COZY TALK AGAIN! @NaChelleBeck

riansmommie

Finally made it to my hubby's old stomping grounds!!! Here is to being in a Podunk town for the week.

Lizzybizzy80

What about a board giveaway for a penis cozy? We could write posts explaining why our Chapstick is most deserving of a penis cozy, or what was the best penis gift you've ever received? Just kidding, kind of.

tttwalters

@nachellebeck wins the thread today.

tttwalters

we are getting the ice storm from Texas today, we had plans, we cancelled. Loving my day at home with my boys.

JANCANDANCE

Dear lord! SNL! "Bag that tissue up, that's the way I wrap it up!" ) )

missyishere

My toddler is about to force me into another day drinking sesh. OMG THE WHINING!!!?

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ColieAnn31

Our 2 month dry spell is over and I finally got some! Jumping for joy over here!

missyishere

GiggleJiggle said:

@colieann31 get it girl!

Pleated docker laden JCVD!