I had two glasses of wine last night and I feel hungover today. WTF? Actually, I've been feeling "off" all week. Either I'm pregnant, getting sick, taking the week off from the gym is backfiring on me, or I damaged my liver from last weekend's shenanigans and I'm still recovering.
@majwv8 what paint did you use? just curious. i wanted to do some hand/footprint stuff... i have some paint the lady at michaels told me to use but it dries really fast.
-my hands are so dry they are cracking and bleeding.
-i shower, put on deodorant, and still smell like a ferret.
-the kid won't nap, instead wants to fuss and cry unless i am holding her and walking around- what are we, a newborn? sigh just learn to crawl already!!!
-tons of presents to wrap.
-dh complains that he comes home to a mess but leaves his crap allovertheplace- example, in just one corner of the living room i just cleaned up: his dirty clothes, a dirty plate and 4 drink bottles, as well as plastic wrap (??), ritz cracker box, ritz wrapper with 4 cheese stick wrappers inside of it, a winter hat, papers he has to study, and a bag with all his new phone instructions and mail... but he says he doesn't clean b/c he doesn't make the mess... @thetamedshrew sound familiar?
-it's freezing in this house but the therm is set to 80... old houses... gotta lovem...
-hungry and i want to eat all the things but now LO wants to nap (on my boob)
-still no sign of aunt flow. 4 days late. ETA: But if you can't tell i am severely PMSing.
@PinkPuffyHeart2, we are living the same life. Just reading that made my blood pressure rise again. Gah!
Oh, and E, who sleeps like a little lamb in her crib every night, can NOT nap farther than an inch from my boob. It's no wonder the house isn't spotless when I'm trapped on the couch 3 hours a day. When I finally get to move, the last thing I feel like doing is cleaning.
We should call some more special guests in here, like go to a random board, find a name of someone who looks fun, then tag them in this thread. MAKE THEM READ ALL THE WORDS!
@thetamedshrew IKR? My LO is the same way. And i feel guilty cleaning when i could be playing with her... but it's the only time i can do anything- except for today b/c she's being really clingy.
@cindyrelluh you were in my dream last night! We were at a banquet type event and went to get food (spaghetti)... and i got mine in a cup... when we sat down i saw you had yours on a plate and i was kinda jealous that you got more food than me AND it was on a plate. lol. Then when the caterer/server people came out with cake you made a B-line for this pink and brown tiered cake and said it was your favorite. hahaha... so random.
I could kill my uncle right about now. We're at my grandpas for our family Christmas. My uncle gives Grayson a flucking funyun!!!!!! After I told him no over and over again. Then I was getting a chip with some dip on it and it freaking hits my hand so I drop it all over the damn floor. I'm not sure if this man will be alive when I leave here tonight. I have had enough of his shit. He's been nothing but an ass to me when he found out I was pregnant because I wasn't married. I yelled at him and called him an asshole in front of my other uncle and aunt but I'm not sorry. Damn man makes my blood boil. Ok, sorry, rant over
My husband gave me one of my Christmas presents today. He surprised me and is taking kids for afternoon and got me a spa day with massage, pedi, mani, and facial! I'm the happiest girl ever right now!
That sounds so amazing!! @cundyrelluh I'm jealous of you too!
Also, on a side note, if one more person allows my son to suck on their hands without washing them first I'm going to combust..... Friggin family holiday gatherings.
This talk a couple pages back about not handling alcohol is making me worried. I'm going out tonight and won't have to drive with some girlfriends - nice dinner then some dancing. Haven't done this in awhile. These are my woo girl friends so it should be a good time! (Anyone watch How I Met Your Mother?)
Re: The thread of all threads!
-my hands are so dry they are cracking and bleeding.
-i shower, put on deodorant, and still smell like a ferret.
-the kid won't nap, instead wants to fuss and cry unless i am holding her and walking around- what are we, a newborn? sigh just learn to crawl already!!!
-tons of presents to wrap.
-dh complains that he comes home to a mess but leaves his crap allovertheplace- example, in just one corner of the living room i just cleaned up: his dirty clothes, a dirty plate and 4 drink bottles, as well as plastic wrap (??), ritz cracker box, ritz wrapper with 4 cheese stick wrappers inside of it, a winter hat, papers he has to study, and a bag with all his new phone instructions and mail... but he says he doesn't clean b/c he doesn't make the mess... @thetamedshrew sound familiar?
-it's freezing in this house but the therm is set to 80... old houses... gotta lovem...
-hungry and i want to eat all the things but now LO wants to nap (on my boob)
-still no sign of aunt flow. 4 days late. ETA: But if you can't tell i am severely PMSing.
Oh, and E, who sleeps like a little lamb in her crib every night, can NOT nap farther than an inch from my boob. It's no wonder the house isn't spotless when I'm trapped on the couch 3 hours a day. When I finally get to move, the last thing I feel like doing is cleaning.
@thetamedshrew GIRL I had three beers, and two captain Morgans with diet cokes, and I feel dead.
@42butterflies FFSC: I too, like gas station food. Taquitos FTW!
@majwv8 cute! I love the little handprints. You should outline them in green, or do like, green polka dots.
We should call some more special guests in here, like go to a random board, find a name of someone who looks fun, then tag them in this thread. MAKE THEM READ ALL THE WORDS!
Boom!
@thetamedshrew IKR? My LO is the same way. And i feel guilty cleaning when i could be playing with her... but it's the only time i can do anything- except for today b/c she's being really clingy.
@cindyrelluh you were in my dream last night! We were at a banquet type event and went to get food (spaghetti)... and i got mine in a cup... when we sat down i saw you had yours on a plate and i was kinda jealous that you got more food than me AND it was on a plate. lol. Then when the caterer/server people came out with cake you made a B-line for this pink and brown tiered cake and said it was your favorite. hahaha... so random.
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Also, on a side note, if one more person allows my son to suck on their hands without washing them first I'm going to combust..... Friggin family holiday gatherings.
@funkyphoenix A. That bag of chips is epic, and B. I will fight to the death to defend flamin hot funyons' honor.
I'm paging @mabelshesabiotch and @luckydad to join the party.
@NachelleBeck, that is one of my greatest fears! Holy heebie jeebies!
Lol @missyishere