Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

Serenla

jellysparkles said:

The libido is out of control today. DH, come home right meow.

Who wants another mustash ride?

How many movie quotes can we get in this thread?

RocksInTheWater

Stace0616 said:

Post office can kiss my ass today. Last thing I wanted to do was stand in line all morning just to mail one box and buy some stamps. My poor pregnant feet I guess this is what I get for being lazy with my sewing and not finishing up gifts until last night!

Do you ever use the automated machines for that?  I mailed a package and bought stamps a few days ago.  The line to see a clerk was super long but I was in and our in less than 10 minutes using the automated machine. 

RocksInTheWater

Tferr02 said:

T&P please...my sisters work just called my mom, my sister blacked out and had a seizure at work. Just dropped my mom off at her work, the EMTs were there and getting ready to take her to the ER. She had some similar stuff happen a few years ago and a cat scan showed a spot on her brain. She was supposed to go back a year later to get it checked but never did. She is an art teacher and her insurance sucks, the scan was going to cost a few thousand that she doesn't have.

Thoughts and prayers for your sister.  How scary.  I hope she is ok!

Serenla

Eireyes said:

Today is DH's 30th birthday!  I'm excited for cake

Happy birthday!

nessabeers

Snowed in today, DH said no driving for me! Guess all those errands will just have to wait or have DH do them hee hee!

Great excuse for me to make cake pops and cookies for the neighbors and of course sneak a few in! yumm!

katieharpiceland

aronie82 said:

Just had my first episode of lightning crotch. That sucked.  Also I am currently trying to figure out why women say things like they will miss being pregnant.
1.) My head hurts and Tylenol can eat shit because it doesn't do anything.
2.) I am unreasonably tired
3.) I am moody and the slightest bit of stupid makes me stabby
4.) My lower back, hips, and tailbone hurt.  Refer above to Tylenol comment.
5.) I think I might actually die from heart burn

I've actually had a pretty mild pregnancy in terms of symptoms, but, holy hell this week is killing me. First the cyst thing, and now, my neck is stuck. This happens sometimes to me normally. Bu normally, I take two tylenol with codeine and some ibuprofen and I'm good to go!! This tylenol only thing SUCKS! I'd kill for some ibuprofen right now. 

J&NL

jellysparkles said:

The libido is out of control today. DH, come home right meow.

Can you share some with me? The thought of sex makes me cringe. I just haven't been feeling it lately.

Emily041285

Hello back pain, nice of you to show up the week before my 9 hour traveling day tomorrow! So not cool...and I think the stupid snoogle DH gave me last night made it worse!

MrsL13

Ugh. Just found out DH won't be graduating until fall semester now. Now I'm stressing out about money and how the hell Baby L is going to get anything they need. I know my parents will help as much as they can but I was so happy we weren't going to need their help this time around. There is no way four of us can live off a Menards salary.

Stace0616

You ladies also inspired me to cap off my husband's night of running errands with a BJ. If he knew you were responsible for putting the idea into my head, I'm sure he'd posting to thank all of you

Sisimama10

Mamamonzo said:

I'm going to kill my cat. She has a new obsession with Qtips. She tips over the bathroom trash and spreads it throughout the whole bathroom and our closet. She manages to do it at least 5 times a day. I just heard her tip it over, and I'm too lazy to get up and clean it now. [-(

My mom's cat is obsessed with them too. We call them kitty bones. You can't throw them away in a garbage that doesn't have a lid on it!

Mamamonzo

Two of my cats are currently making out on the couch. This is the most action I've witnessed in weeks!

katieharpiceland

P&B715 said:

Am I the only one that doesn't know what happened on duck dynasty??

Nope. I don't have a clue. 

michaelad3

@Tferr02 t&p to your sister!

@Kateleestar I finally got some action too after a 7 week dry spell. DH is totally freaked out by baby, but he actually initiated it. I was pleasantly surprised. Hopefully it's not another 7 weeks before it happens again.

DH would be thrilled if I jumped in the BJ bandwagon. Maybe he'll get lucky.

I miss so much when I'm away for a few hours I feel like I have to post all my thoughts at once! We went to the buffet last night, and it was crab and steak night. I'm not a huge seafood fan, but the buffet was great!

snmetz7

katieharpiceland said:

P&B715 said:

Am I the only one that doesn't know what happened on duck dynasty??

Nope. I don't have a clue. 

don't know...don't really care

snmetz7

ColleenSwerb said:

I am not a fan of giving BJ's, and thankfully DH could care less. I'd much rather have sex, and so would he. Win-win.

TMI.... my hubs can NOT get off with a BJ (like has NEVER with ANYONE cum from a BJ) yet he insists they are they best thing ever. I feel like its a lot of work, that I don't care to do, for NO benefit. ugh. but I think I'll throw him a bone and finish up with a HJ since I'm not feeling the sex right now. it just hurts too much

Serenla

P&B715 said:

Am I the only one that doesn't know what happened on duck dynasty??

Nope.

katieharpiceland

celticlullaby said:

You are my gif-slinging hero, jelly! I googled it, because I had no clue (and I'm proud of my Facebook friends for not being idiots today). Redneck said a bunch of racist crap too. Did you know blacks were happy and didn't invent the blues until AFTER the civil rights movement screwed them up with all that welfare and entitlement? That's right y'all, LBJ's presidency came before John Lee Hooker, fix your history books. It's Paula Deen all over again with a side of homophobia. Of course that shit messes with your tv contracts and sponsors!

Yea, you have every right to say it. It doesn't mean people have to hire you or let you keep your job on a television show that requires all types of people to watch it in order for the company to make money. Free market works both ways. BTW, the one person on my newsfeed that I was expecting to hear from about this, finally showed up with a million petitions to sign. LOL. Please. Now, its time to go pick up our pizza! And I've had way too many sodas today. 

nessabeers

sweetmelissa0707 said:

To whoever posted about Nicki's diapers, I blame my current obsession with their site on you.

Thanks to @ColleenSwerb and you ladies for posting this! Of course I had to check it out! So happy I did! Can't wait to receive the CD's I ordered today, this is my favorite site by far!

\:D/

J&NL

I was only going to get DD 4 presents from us this year but since we weren't going to FL to do Christmas, I felt bad so I got her a few more. Plus, the tree looked empty with just four presents. Well, her grandma (ex MIL) sent her two boxes full of wrapped presents, which totaled to be about 10 and then we got another box from her real dad that had three more. Now i'm kicking myself for buying her so many! 

Oh well. We rarely shop for toys anyways. She's had the same ones since last Christmas so I guess it's not so bad.

Stace0616

If cinnamon naturally reduces blood sugar, but sugar/carbs raise it... Does that mean that these yummy cinnamon rolls staring at me are a neutral food? Because they are about to get it my belly and wake baby up!

RocksInTheWater

Apparently my baby loves kit kats.  I think we are going to get along just fine.

Stace0616

My sister and I are g-chatting and hatching an awesome plan to trick our children into giving us their old toys and recycling them to each other. Her twins will be a year older than James so I think we could easily get away with this plan for at least a few years before the kids catch on.

We'd only have to buy half the toys and everybody wins!

Bluebird2318

Stace0616 said:

You ladies also inspired me to cap off my husband's night of running errands with a BJ. If he knew you were responsible for putting the idea into my head, I'm sure he'd posting to thank all of you

I did the same thing! BJs are roughly 50% of our sex life these days. Penetration is uncomfortable. X_X

Bluebird2318

dani+california said:

Tonight is my Christmas dinner with my girlfriends! Sushiiiii! I'm going to eat ALL THE THINGS. I've been dying for sushi since we booked it, I'm so excited!

Lucky! Have a piece of tuna for me please. I need to live vicariously through you. Sushi isn't in the budget right now. (

katieharpiceland

Praise all that is good, my massage therapist can see me tomorrow morning at 8 am. He's a genius. My neck will be saved! Or at least, I won't be in utter misery. YAY!!

deidremaria

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

Emily041285

So two of my girlfriends went together and bought the swing off our registry! It showed up today. I am in such amazement in how generous and loving people can be to a person they don't even know yet!

(Cue the hormone induced waterworks!)

katieharpiceland

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

Asshole. Sorry you heard that. Maybe someday he'll realize that people resign because he's an asshat. 

Miss504NOLA

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

WTF? Your former boss is disgusting. I see why you resigned. I would hate to know his general opinions about black people. I hope you find a job that you love with a boss that respects you.

deidremaria

katieharpiceland said:

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

Asshole. Sorry you heard that. Maybe someday he'll realize that people resign because he's an asshat. 

I guess. I had this whole letter typed up a few minutes ago that I was going to send to him and all the people on the call so they know I heard it but my sister thinks it's a bad idea. I guess I just move on.

Miss504NOLA

Tferr02 said:

T&P please...my sisters work just called my mom, my sister blacked out and had a seizure at work. Just dropped my mom off at her work, the EMTs were there and getting ready to take her to the ER. She had some similar stuff happen a few years ago and a cat scan showed a spot on her brain. She was supposed to go back a year later to get it checked but never did. She is an art teacher and her insurance sucks, the scan was going to cost a few thousand that she doesn't have.

I'm praying for your sister's recovery and your family.

katieharpiceland

deidremaria said:

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

Asshole. Sorry you heard that. Maybe someday he'll realize that people resign because he's an asshat. 

I guess. I had this whole letter typed up a few minutes ago that I was going to send to him and all the people on the call so they know I heard it but my sister thinks it's a bad idea. I guess I just move on.

I think writing the letter is good for your personal mindset. However, sending it won't change anything and may just cause some random bullshit in a way you wouldn't expect. This doesn't sound like a person that would change or that cares to change. In other words, he doesn't deserve your words of wisdom. 

RocksInTheWater

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

You have much better things ahead of you. I'm so glad you don't have to work for that piece of garbage anymore.

mrscrcalli

Hiiiiii :-h

I've been in seminars for 3 days 10 hours then a dinner following each one! I'm exhausted and I miss you all!!

Off to catch my flight.. I'll catch up tomorrow I hope!

:x

J&NL

ColleenSwerb said:

@j&nl - save some for her birthday?

Her birthday is in November. 

deidremaria

LoriMc12 said:

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

You have much better things ahead of you. I'm so glad you don't have to work for that piece of garbage anymore.

Thanks. Even though I know all the crap he said isn't true it still hurt my feelings. I think because all the people he was speaking with don't know me personally and he pretty much painted a disgusting image of me to them. That's what they are all going to think of me and I hate him for that

BiggerinRealLife

I've decided @JellySparkles needs to just paraphrase all the major stuff and things that happen for me from now on. She's just so good at it.

katieharpiceland

deidremaria said:

deidremaria said:

I decided to resign from my job because I work for a set of ass hats and I heard my boss say in a recorded conference call that I resigned so I could collect govt assistance because I'm pregnant. I seriously wanna punch him in the nuts. I don't even know how to address that. He seems to have this idea that all black women who get pregnant plan to live off of public assistance.

You have much better things ahead of you. I'm so glad you don't have to work for that piece of garbage anymore.

Thanks. Even though I know all the crap he said isn't true it still hurt my feelings. I think because all the people he was speaking with don't know me personally and he pretty much painted a disgusting image of me to them. That's what they are all going to think of me and I hate him for that

To be honest, most people have probably forgotten about it. If someone tells me something "bad" about someone I don't know, I'm kinda like "hmph" and don't give it a second thought. Obviously this guy has some problems with women and race, and I'm thinking if the people in the room knew HIM, at least, they might know he's just spouting more of his bullshit. 

Bluebird2318

jellysparkles said:

White Guy: I read the article. It wasn't so bad.
Me: I read the article. The guy's a racist nutbag.
WG: It wasn't racist. It's just how he perceives things.
Me: Lmao. That can be used to justify any racist statement ever.

End scene.

I perceive him to be a moron.