Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

snowbound

@celticlullaby‌ A month, maybe? We have family down here so we will be coming back and forth a lot. TBH I don't know where I am in relation to you (or anyone else) but you mentioned Medford and I see signs for that all the time. Hah.

eta: tag

Mamamonzo

Vinny424 said:

What does a clogged duct feel like?

Sore to touch, big lump, hard to lift your arm, your boob feels like it's 9000 pounds.

snowbound

kcp913 said:

TB wont let me upload pictures on here or on my phone.  WTH

@hbell12, where are you at, temporary though it may be?

I'm right outside of Philly on the Jersey side. Near Cherry Hill. Possibly? I'm clueless. I've been here a month and a half and know nothing...

fourthnlast

E is GIO in the PnP right now, I'm hiding under my blanket whispering stay asleep, just stay asleep. Because hiding means it's sure to work.  [-O<

allyandmike24

3crazykitties said:

I'm going to be in new England on the 26th. I should ditch my brothers wedding and go to Boston.

Omg of course! How is that even a question!!! A14>everything else duuuhh. Where is your bro getting hitched?

fourthnlast

...and it worked. First time putting her to bed not fully asleep.  <:-P

Tferr02

Ugh missed so much today because I had to go to emergency eye dr, they thought my retina was detaching but it's not! I just had an optical migraine.

I made some delicious lactation cookies on Sunday. I only made a half batch (2 dozen cookies) because I made them just for me. Today I went to grab one and they are gone! My dad and little sister have been eating them like crazy. I got 5 of the 24 I made. Not happy and need to make more tomorrow.

rtv3

@mamrotu73‌ that's my kind of humor
How do you know Australians invented chess? Because when you win you say check...... mate (the pause is essential and you have to say mate as Australiany as you can).

@Vinny424‌ I'm guessing not, since there's usually a hard lump where your duct is clog is clogged. But I'm just speaking from my own experience. I've had a clogged duct twice, both when DD slept a long stretch and I woke up super engorged. Massaging it while nursing or under heat seems to work beast if it is a clogged duct.

janice9821

Cora latched onto DH's nipple through his shirt. The way he shrieked, you'd have thought she tore his nipple off. )

MissHSoonToBeMrsS

Ok I thought of one positive for the mobile app...I can see what time it is while bumping!

edoliesmom

MrsStanton87 said:

Soooo...this might sound stupid, but there's a TB app? I just always go online and look at it that way. I have a Samsung GS4 and all that comes up in Google Play is a Pregnancy Calendar from TB.

What am I missing?

I think that might be the right thing. Have you tried downloading it?

rtv3

Vinny424 said:

If you say rise up lights your saying razor blades in Australian

If you say my cocaine you're saying Michael Caine in his own voice

Sisimama10

My baby's soft spot freaks me out so much. I have nightmares about it.

Sisimama10

Vinny424 said:

Sisimama10 said:

My baby's soft spot freaks me out so much. I have nightmares about it.

Same. I'm afraid when I touch his head or change his onsie

Me too. And I feel like I constantly touch it by accident.

snowbound

@kcp913 that seems okay for me. As for LO.... That's a whole different story. Lol. @celticlullaby‌ I map-quested your town and you are scary close to me!

michaelad3

My phone still doesn't show any updates, but oh well. Most of you have said you don't really like it, so I'm not feeling like I'm missing out too much

mandacann

Lorelei actually slept 6 hours and then 4 in the bassinet. I could dance after a few nights of getting one hour naps at a time and I could only get her to sleep in her swing! Here's to hoping that little 3 month growth spurt is over.

eireyes

I had an 8am meeting scheduled this morning, and of course I overslept. Speed showered, got ready and of course Aiden was being a goofy nurser this morning, so by the time we were done I didn't get to grab breakfast. Got to work at 7:50 only to find out my boss had canceled the meeting at 7:45 because of low attendance and he forgot something he had to do... WTH!

Of course, now I'm hungry, and finding a decent dairy free breakfast in the cafe downstairs is pretty much impossible...

eireyes

honeyzoo said:

Guy just showed up 65 minutes early to work on our basement flood. I answer the door (after putting 150 LB viscous fleabag in a room with the door shut). He says "I don't like your dog". First words. I resist saying "she doesn't like you either"... How about "good morning, I'm here to work in your basement?". Ugh. I'm not going to let her eat you!

I think I would have said something like "Well, I don't like you. Bust seeing as you're here early to work on my basement, I guess we'll both just have find a way to get past our initial and unfounded dislike of things we have no experience with!"

I'm just not nice I guess

mandacann

honeyzoo said:

Love it! Basement guy is no longer wearing a shirt. WTAF. And I think he pooped in my bathroom.

I'm sorry, I know it's mean, but I can't help but laugh. Maybe you should let your dog out :-)

allyandmike24

I'm pretty sure Willa suffers from Ron Swanson's sleep fighting disorder. Swaddled, she's calm and still. As soon as I bring her into the bed to snuggle:

thomas930

One of DD's guinea pigs died last night. She's pretty sad today.

 FFTC- I'm slightly relieved because it's one less thing that I have to take care of.

Xxlilies

honeyzoo said:

Guy just showed up 65 minutes early to work on our basement flood. I answer the door (after putting 150 LB viscous fleabag in a room with the door shut). He says "I don't like your dog". First words. I resist saying "she doesn't like you either"... How about "good morning, I'm here to work in your basement?". Ugh. I'm not going to let her eat you!

ughh i hate that !

My water heater blew up towards the end of my pregnancy and I had 2 guys come to remove it and install a new one. The one guy was terrifed of my 2 dogs and acting like they were going to attack him .

I agree they do look a little crazy when you ring the door bell but come on , I don't let them eat people. 

Okay maybe on christmas as a treat . But only a small person. 

fourthnlast

poru said:

poru said:

@fourthnlast‌ we are on an almost identcal sleeping schedule. I said to my husband today that I would rather she wake up once in the MOTN and then give me a nice hour nap in the middle of the day. He told me I am going to regret saying that....

I officially regret ever saying the above I-)

Uh oh. Rough night?

edoliesmom

MrsStanton87 said:

What happened to the last few pages of posts??

I think it had something to do with Vinny. All of her posts have disappeared!!

ETA: I wonder if that mod reported her to the higher bumps for what she did yesterday in Jan15. What happened to Vinny!? (

edoliesmom

Vinny424 said:

I'm back?

#:-S Where did all of your posts go? /:)

deidremaria

dani+california said:

Paging Doctor @deidremaria‌! Where'd you go?

Hey girl!!! I'm at work. still no wifi at home I miss you guys... I can't wait to jump back in. I never realized how much you guys contribute to my days

thomas930

@vinny424 YGPM

eireyes

I have a coworker who is having a retirement party today, and I'm totally timing when I go to coincide with the US v Germany match.  There are TV's in the cafeteria, and I want to watch some of the match dangit!

thomas930

It looks like we almost last Miss Vinny. Keep in mind that each board has their own culture and some mods might not be as lenientas others, so you can get banned for something that even slightly breaks TOS.

Emily041285

Well I'm going to be that FTM again today. The dr said it may get worse before it gets better but she just won't eat she's so congested. I even tried giving her a bottle and that just ran out of her mouth. And she cries now when she starts coughing. So I made another appt for today.

And I feel so guilty that I'm mad my last two days of maternity leave aren't going to be enjoyable.

edoliesmom

Vinny424 said:

I feel like I should intro now.

You should.

thomas930 said:

It looks like we almost last Miss Vinny. Keep in mind that each board has their own culture and some mods might not be as lenientas others, so you can get banned for something that even slightly breaks TOS.

Orrr she's on a power trip. Good grief.

edoliesmom

I can't see.

speechie517

Eek! I have over 300 posts to catch up on.

Peace offering: my squirmy baby who thinks she should sleep horizontally across the foot of her pack and play. I've moved her to a vertical position with her head at the top three times over the course of the night.

Emily041285

And this update sucks. It keeps jumping me back to posts from the 21st.

eireyes

I'll be sad if this is the end of the RTT... come on Bump Gods, bring it baaaaack!!!

smushi

Is it back?

michaelad3

Is it fixed? I see posts from June 26 now

edoliesmom

I think it is!! <:-P

I have mixed feelings...

edoliesmom

I vote yes, but I think people will be posting in both which will get confusing to me.