Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )

mrscrcalli

MrsStanton87 said:

Actually, if money weren't a factor, I wouldn't mind being pregnant again. I really enjoyed it and I do want kids close in age. I cried watching a video last night on my Instagram of DS rolling around in my belly.

How I cure that is by imediately watching the video of me in labor

sarlimes34

need T&P for me. at the dr for my ulcer and hoping they can do something to help with the pain. it's so unbearable and i can't deal with it

katieharpiceland

MrsStanton87 said:

Actually, if money weren't a factor, I wouldn't mind being pregnant again. I really enjoyed it and I do want kids close in age. I cried watching a video last night on my Instagram of DS rolling around in my belly.

This! Exactly. Even with the ridiculous insane, have to put you under general anesthesia to stitch, vagasshole I received. I realized I totally loved being pregnant. I love being a mom too though.

Mamamonzo

TallaB said:

smushi said:

Re: Creepy Eyes

Does anyone else get creeped out when LO stares at the ceiling behind you or at the wall behind you?  LO always manages to stare right past me sometimes in the middle of the night in his semi dark nursery, and it creeps me out...

I ALWAYS end up looking, as if he actually sees something.  But I'm a totally paranoid person.

Before baby, our cat always did this. He would sit and stare at one particular spot and We use to joke that cats have better senses, and he could probably see a ghost or spirit.  Now the baby stares at the same spots. We may watch too many paranormal shows...

Same exact thing happens to us

Mamamonzo

So lady at the hardware store was explaining something to DH when Lucas started talking. She said "way cute high five dad great work" ummmm...hello? What about the person who carried and delivered him!?!?

Pretty sure she was flirting.

pineconey

Walked into the chiropractors office (my hip is killing me) and the receptionist immediately took my child from my arms. Then she left the room to go "show him off".

Momma bear almost attacked.

pineconey

sarlimes34 said:

need T&P for me. at the dr for my ulcer and hoping they can do something to help with the pain. it's so unbearable and i can't deal with it

*hugs*

thomas930

sarlimes34 said:

need T&P for me. at the dr for my ulcer and hoping they can do something to help with the pain. it's so unbearable and i can't deal with it

T&P's hope you feel better

fireflygirl12

AprilMay9 said:

How do you sterilize bottle parts? I hadn't planned on doing so but I go through nipples faster than I run the dishwasher and sometimes the night time bottles seem a bit crusty the next day so I feel like washing by hand doesn't do a good job. Just boil the fuck out of them for like 2 minutes? We don't have a microwave.

What, no microwave?! I couldn't survive. I reheat my coffee a million times throughout the day.

fireflygirl12

pineconey said:

Walked into the chiropractors office (my hip is killing me) and the receptionist immediately took my child from my arms. Then she left the room to go "show him off". Momma bear almost attacked.

What the what?! Um, no.

mamahann

Vinny424 said:

TallaB said:

smushi said:

Re: Creepy Eyes

Does anyone else get creeped out when LO stares at the ceiling behind you or at the wall behind you?  LO always manages to stare right past me sometimes in the middle of the night in his semi dark nursery, and it creeps me out...

I ALWAYS end up looking, as if he actually sees something.  But I'm a totally paranoid person.

Before baby, our cat always did this. He would sit and stare at one particular spot and We use to joke that cats have better senses, and he could probably see a ghost or spirit.  Now the baby stares at the same spots. We may watch too many paranormal shows...

No joke, I'm convinced babies see ghosts


I'm 100% convinced babies/little kids can see ghosts. I've always been creeped out by my MILs house even though it's fairly new. My niece is there a few times a week and has an imaginary friend that she ony sees there. The friend is a little girl and she talks to her and everything. Come to find out there's a small family graveyard in the neighborhood from when it was farm land and there's a grave for a little girl who died with the same name as the "imaginary friend". I almost peed myself when my SIL told me.

fireflygirl12

T&P @sarlimes34

fireflygirl12

Owen has his first cold. It's so sad having a sick baby

bootsiebabe

MrsStanton87 said:

Actually, if money weren't a factor, I wouldn't mind being pregnant again. I really enjoyed it and I do want kids close in age. I cried watching a video last night on my Instagram of DS rolling around in my belly.

I hated being pregnant, but I'm a little nostalgic now that it's over.  I want kids close in age too and don't think it would be the worst thing in the world if I got pregnant again quickly.  That said, I am definitely taking the mini-pill religiously. 

Also, I didn't realize how much out of pocked we'd end up paying, so cost may be an issue for us too.  I feel like a dipshit but I didn't think about having to the meet the deductible of two people instead of just one!

bootsiebabe

T&P @sarlimes34

rockstarlaw

celticlullaby said:

WTF aside - when I asked the doctor if I tore, he said, "Not really, more of a skid mark." I mean, I'm glad I avoided a vagasshole, but there wasn't a better way to word it?

Haha when talking to the pediatrician & he was mentioning when T was going to come in for his circumsission, the dr referred to it as "getting his pencil sharpened." First time I had ever heard it put that way!

Teresa1896

SLSchuerg said:

Vinny424 said:

Does anyone know if Teresa bumps mobile? Then she might not have seen her call to rtt

I was wondering the same thing. :-?

Yep I do, and sorry for keeping you all in suspense. Took the kiddos up to the mountains and just got home.

Updated the FFFC but here's the skinny as I recall:

Sorry for the late response. so, as I recall, she did have a baby IRL and was a part of the July11 bump FB group. She was posting as usual one day and then a few days later posted a sad goodbye and detailed story about her LO dying of SIDS in her crib. It was awful. I can't remember how everyone figured out it wasn't true... I think because she kept posting on FB about her baby after that.

Teresa1896

KendraColeslaw said:

I can't believe someone was that starved for attention that they would fake the death of their innocent baby and cause emotionally-invested internet acquaintances to be devastated by the news. What a psycho bitch.

I am trying to find the original threads but not having much luck. I can't even remember her name. But yeah, it was terrible. We felt so bad for the poor lady and then it turns out to have been made up!

Teresa1896

Ok, here is one of the posts about the fake SIDS lady...looking for more.
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/7352565/purplenurple

Ashleypixie

So....someone smeared POOP on the playground equipment and it got on my kid. What the fuuuuuck. Luckily it was on her bare leg and not her clothes and I have a baby and come equipped with baby wipes. But who does this? They don't even get to hang around and laugh at their victims, and they have SHIT IN THEIR HANDS, so what do they gain from this?

baileymama3

@Ashleyahann‌ that is so effing freaky.

Emily041285

Sorta mad at DH. Lately he's been working a ton (left at 8:30 this morning and I'll be lucky if he's home by 12 tonight.) I feel like he's missing out on his daughter's life. Most of the free weekends he had on the schedule have events "pop up" that he needs to work. I just want to be a normal family who has dinner together and does stuff on the weekends.

In retaliation I've been sending him pictures of dd all day showing him what he's missing out on. I don't care if it makes him feel bad.

I also did all his laundry but plan to "accidentally" leave it in the dryer so it gets wrinkled.

Tferr02

Sitting in the waiting room to see a dr and pretty sure I'll be here all night waiting. My boob is so freaking hot, I have chills like nobody's business, feel like a truck ran over and my boob HURTS!! Not to mention I'm on day 3 of a headache, I'm dizzy and I screwed my knee up today. Today is amazing!
I'm 3 states away from my dr, a walk in clinic is 10x as expensive as the ER with my insurance. So I wait...

mamahann

@baileymama3‌ it's terrifying. I've never been comfortable in that house and now when I go over I nurse LO in their finished basement and I'm on guard the whole time!

Tferr02

I'm also totally groping my boob in public and I don't have DS2 with me to show I'm a BF mom. Getting strange looks and I don't even care!

rockstarlaw

Yikes @Tferr02‌ - sorry, that sounds miserable!

Tferr02

On the plus side, there is an elderly couple discussing how to design their bathroom and redesign the waiting room. They are cracking me up

BiggerinRealLife

AW-ing my big girl! She's just starting to fit into *some* of her 0-3 month clothes, which means I can start cycling in some of the cute outfits I bought instead of the same 5 newborn jumpers.

smushi

I had to pack up the newborn clothes today... It was very, very sad...  Especially since he's only almost 7 weeks... But moving on to bigger and better things with his 3 month clothes!  I only regret the few cute outfits we never got to wear before he outgrew them... chubby butt

fireflygirl12

BiggerinRealLife said:

AW-ing my big girl! She's just starting to fit into *some* of her 0-3 month clothes, which means I can start cycling in some of the cute outfits I bought instead of the same 5 newborn jumpers.

Freaking ADORABLE!

janice9821

Waitress tried to wake my sleeping baby as we were waiting for a table. Are you stupid, lady?

mrscrcalli

@honeyzoo‌ it was great!! And no leakage!!

Oh and I came home to his.. Lock up you're daughters cause we have a ladies man on our hands "hey girllll"

thomas930

@honeyzoo My guy is in 3-6 months a 1 month too. My other two were in newborns until they were almost 3 months old.

Emily041285

@mrscrcalli‌ look at that hair!!! So adorable!

mamahann

@mrscrcalli‌ he's so cute!

E says "hey boy heyyyyyy"

Also, she should be sleeping right now and she's wide awake. It's gonna be a long night!

Mamamonzo

Enough said

Tferr02

So after waiting 2 hours and finding out they forgot about me, I have mastitis and a knee sprain/possible tear. I thought you got antibiotics for mastitis? That's why I went! But they said no.

Shelbysteffens

Tferr02 said:

So after waiting 2 hours and finding out they forgot about me, I have mastitis and a knee sprain/possible tear. I thought you got antibiotics for mastitis? That's why I went! But they said no.

Emily041285

Tferr02 said:

So after waiting 2 hours and finding out they forgot about me, I have mastitis and a knee sprain/possible tear. I thought you got antibiotics for mastitis? That's why I went! But they said no.

Ummm I'm pretty sure that's what they should've given you. I'd question that. Or call your dr at home and tell them what you were diagnosed with and see what they say?

allyandmike24

First date night tonight. Cried in the bathroom stall at the movies. Was super grumpy to poor DH who kept trying to make me happy all night. All I could think about was "getting it over with" so I could get home to my baby. Mama guilt, she is a powerful bitch.