So I'm walking the dogs and out of nowhere I gotta poop. I went up the stairs to my apartment quickly, thinking "holy shit, I'm literally going to shit my pant!". I go to the restroom and then...nothing. Absolutely nothing! Sat on my toilet and nothing happened.
Dios mio!
Soory TMI?
Are you sure you're not having contractions? That's how mine start. I feel like I'm about to blow ass but I couldn't if I tried. Then....contractions.
I was just going to say this. My contractions start off feeling like the worst shit of my life is about to happen, the sweats, etc...and then they just get worse and worse.
Holy cow! Woke poor SO up with my screaming when I got what I believe to be my first-ever Charlie horse in my calf! Lightening pain! How am I going to handle birthing a child when I cause such a commotion over a leg cramp?!?!
Because leg cramps are sent from the fucking devil himself.
@Vinny424 I was really disappointed in them. The cream cheese frosting filling is not nearly as delicious as I needed it to be and it left a funny after taste in my mouth. You made the right choice by sticking with strawberry.
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Please tell me you mean Samosas??? or is there a food stuff over there called Samoas? cause if so thats really disturbing for people from Samoa! haha
Has anyone else notice that TB went down for about 10 mins, and now under our names on the side of the post is a stupid thing showing our ... OMG I CANT THINK OF THE WORD!!! not notifications, but ..... achievements??? crap stupid brain not working. Someone tell me what it is!
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
I'm just happy I can get back on. I thought I had broken The Bump. I was able to get on and see it from mobile, but not post anything. It was very strange.
Chase was born 4/23/2011
Carlene was born 4/18/2014 A14 siggy challenge: Junk Food
I'm just happy I can get back on. I thought I had broken The Bump. I was able to get on and see it from mobile, but not post anything. It was very strange.
I was having issues with it as well. I could click on threads, but then it was like they imploded and nothing would show up.
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
So I'm walking the dogs and out of nowhere I gotta poop. I went up the stairs to my apartment quickly, thinking "holy shit, I'm literally going to shit my pant!". I go to the restroom and then...nothing. Absolutely nothing! Sat on my toilet and nothing happened.
Dios mio!
Soory TMI?
Are you sure you're not having contractions? That's how mine start. I feel like I'm about to blow ass but I couldn't if I tried. Then....contractions.
I was just going to say this. My contractions start off feeling like the worst shit of my life is about to happen, the sweats, etc...and then they just get worse and worse.
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Well that sounds like fun! So basically you're saying every time I've gotten food poisoning in the Dominican Republic, I've been in labour. Good to know
AHHHHH I want!!! why don't we have anything good like that here!!!!!! would someone send me a care package with all the yummy american goodies!!!! we don't even have pop tarts!
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
I agree with @poru. They totally turn honest curiosity threads in to shit shows for their own entertainment. I really felt bad for the OP in the blood sugar thread.
And really, are people honestly going to go out and do whatever mummyof6 says? I think not.
THIS. I don't typically agree 100% with mummyofsix...but she knows what she wants and has done it... a LOT. more than anyone else....those judgey people are so damn annoying!
Are we gonna have anyone pregnant left by the time we GET to april??!!! yay @mamamonzo--- so exciting for a healthy lil guy!!!
May the Fourth Be With You: Our 5-4-14 Baby: Andrew Joseph
All the people saying "I can do anything for one day" re: labor... I mean, whatever gets you through, but let's be real. I wish it was a day with DD.
I kind of get it. The whole "this is temporary; it will end" mantra gets me through a lot of things. Although I do think the "I can do anything for one day" is the Superwoman aspect of it, and my version invokes an image more akin to me dragging myself naked across a frozen lake using my fingernails.
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
Ok I'm just going to say it, I HATE the badges under our names. I feel like TB is turning into a popularity contest, and what do they really add? There is already a leader board (which I completely ignore, but I know others love) and recent activity.
Though I guess it will be easier to spot those who are just driving by by their lack of badges?
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
All the people saying "I can do anything for one day" re: labor... I mean, whatever gets you through, but let's be real. I wish it was a day with DD.
I kind of get it. The whole "this is temporary; it will end" mantra gets me through a lot of things. Although I do think the "I can do anything for one day" is the Superwoman aspect of it, and my version invokes an image more akin to me dragging myself naked across a frozen lake using my fingernails.
I just remember hitting 24 hours with no end in sight. Kiddo hung out for another 16 after that. Semantics
Yeahhh, at that point I think I'd just let the frozen lake take me.
March 2017 September Siggy Challenge: Favorite Fall Things
All the people saying "I can do anything for one day" re: labor... I mean, whatever gets you through, but let's be real. I wish it was a day with DD.
I kind of get it. The whole "this is temporary; it will end" mantra gets me through a lot of things. Although I do think the "I can do anything for one day" is the Superwoman aspect of it, and my version invokes an image more akin to me dragging myself naked across a frozen lake using my fingernails.
I just remember hitting 24 hours with no end in sight. Kiddo hung out for another 16 after that. Semantics
Yeahhh, at that point I think I'd just let the frozen lake take me.
As a self confessed pansy when it comes to pain, and a FTM so having absolutely no idea what labor pains will be like, but I know I don't handle menstrual cramps all that well...
I HAVE to tell myself "its only one day" because otherwise I think I may go a bit crazy!!
Oh wait, I already am.
Angel baby June 2013, DD born 22 April 2014, BFP 10 Sept 2015 - Due 22 May 2016
They are still Samoas here so I had to look it up. Looks like there are two bakers and depending on who baked your box, it changes the name. I'm sure none of you care as much as I do but here is the link. https://www.girlscouts.org/program/gs_cookies/meet_the_cookies.asp
June Siggy Challenge My little Princess BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
AHHHHH I want!!! why don't we have anything good like that here!!!!!! would someone send me a care package with all the yummy american goodies!!!! we don't even have pop tarts!
Dude, I wish I had known. I was selling them a month ago
I feel so damn accomplished today. Even with the occasional contraction and feeling like crap, I have cleared the sink of dishes twice, made dinner and cleaned up after dinner, washed a load of laundry, worked on a painting I haven't touched in months, and now I'm about to cut DH's hair.. All without a nap! Must've been the cake I had for breakfast.. Or the three poops...
it is beautiful here today. We've done all the laundry, dishes are washing, cleaned out the living room. all the windows are open, light breeze. now its time to sit down, relax and see how much I can get for my junk on craigslist.
June Siggy Challenge My little Princess BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
Today is one of those days that I'm angry at everything. It doesn't matter what it is. I was legitimately angry at the sun for being so bright this morning. Now I'm angry at The Bump for making social groups and having the little award icons. I really just need to go back to bed!
My dog becomes my shadow once DH goes to work...like he's worried I'm gonna leave too. He's currently watching me in the bathroom bc apparently there's some hidden exit in here? Lol
I'm the only one who does some very specific things at my workplace and I have been panicking for the last month because there is no way I'm going to be able to get done everything that needs to get done before this baby comes. I told my supervisor this when I realized it a month ago. She wasn't terribly concerned. Well, today, she made herself a list of all the things she will need to do in my place while I'm out, plus all the things I'm currently working on that she'll need to finish if the baby comes before they're done. Now she's panicking.
Early UO: I selfishly enjoyed her panic. It made me feel important.
Re: Longest Thread EVER! (aka Random Thoughts Thread )
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THIS. I don't typically agree 100% with mummyofsix...but she knows what she wants and has done it... a LOT. more than anyone else....those judgey people are so damn annoying!
Are we gonna have anyone pregnant left by the time we GET to april??!!! yay @mamamonzo--- so exciting for a healthy lil guy!!!
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
It's in all my favorite candy bars...
They were called caramel delights when I was a Girl Scout some 15 years ago. I always thought it was strange to call them Samoas.
Dude, I wish I had known. I was selling them a month ago
BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
Your parents rock!